🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Perspicacity said:
The fat, mentally, handicapped, alcoholic, seethes in his Discord as he plans to destroy Kiwifarms with 4D optics. Gator loyally licks his gunt as his drinks himself to death.

The Gunt and his loyal man slave must suit up for justice.
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For some reason I read this in Kraut's voice... not only are you PPP, Godwinson, and Ben but you're also Kraut now and I base this off nothing but my exceptionalism.

cowPoly said:
Wow! Warski actually said ... “I heard some drama channel I don’t know the name of it... (acting like he doesn’t know about TWIN) actually had Kraut on.”
THEN Ethan and Andy make fun of him for being fat.
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Kraut is actually making funny and entertaining content now, I can't remember the last time I laughed at anything Ralph or Andy did that was on purpose trying to be funny.

Also using my absolutely trash photo editing skills I've come up with a new gunter bear variant to celebrate the corn harvest and Ralph's most recent embarrassing photo of himself!
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IMightKnow said:
I bring an update. I spoke with the resident girl I suspect knew Gator. I worked Shannon’s name into a conversation to see if she’d recognize it. Her response was lukewarm, only saying she was surprised I remembered the story and they haven’t associated at all since. Sadly I was right because she had about no interest in talking about him further. But she knew who I was talking about right away, and that indicates the guy she referred to was in fact named Shannon.

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I don't know why you're trying to be coy with it. Just show her a picture of him and if she asks why you're interested, just vaguely tell her something like he's been causing issues for a friend and you want to know if it's the same person.
 
Why is ralph such a pussy. He talks so much shit but needs back up, flaggers, guntguards, discord screening, demands respect 24/7.

He has no standards. No self-reflection. It's utterly mind-blowing.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
He must have used his skills as a tabloid journalist to determine that you were indeed referring to him and not some other drunk individual. Ralph is usually very thin skinned but this is too extreme even for him... I think my theory of Vordrak talking to Ralph behind the scenes is becoming more and more probable. Also for posterity in case a month from now someone is wondering what the banner is:
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How long was this banner even up before Ralph saw it and flipped out?
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Not very long.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
Kraut is actually making funny and entertaining content now, I can't remember the last time I laughed at anything Ralph or Andy did that was on purpose trying to be funny.
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yeah I couldn’t help but notice how well Kraut is doing. Just look at the engagement:
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Massive views, likes and comments. He also 2x’d his subscriber number since Jim and Ethan were crying about him... seemingly to no end. They were all like “oh he’ll probably kill himself if he drops below 100k... let’s look at his social blade in real time goy...” So much pearl clutching.
Ralph must be seething.
 
IMightKnow said:
I bring an update. I spoke with the resident girl I suspect knew Gator. I worked Shannon’s name into a conversation to see if she’d recognize it. Her response was lukewarm, only saying she was surprised I remembered the story and they haven’t associated at all since. Sadly I was right because she had about no interest in talking about him further. But she knew who I was talking about right away, and that indicates the guy she referring to was in fact named Shannon.
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BlancoMailo said:
I don't know why you're trying to be coy with it. Just show her a picture of him and if she asks why you're interested, just vaguely tell her something like he's been causing issues for a friend and you want to know if it's the same person.
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You've got a point. I was tiptoe-ing around mentioning anything about internet beef or Farms. That’s like a whole other universe for someone like her. I can’t reverse the way I went about it this time. So I might have to wait, otherwise I’ll obviously be prying.
 
cowPoly said:
yeah I couldn’t help but notice how well Kraut is doing. Just look at the engagement:
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Massive views, likes and comments. He also 2x’d his subscriber number since Jim and Ethan were crying about him... seemingly to no end. They were all like “oh he’ll probably kill himself if he drops below 100k... let’s look at his social blade in real time goy...” So much pearl clutching.
Ralph must be seething.
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Jim actually had Kraut on a stream where he tried to get his side of the story, and has since mentioned in previous streams that he was surprised that kraut bounced back, using him as an example to joke about Matt being an utter failure.
 
cowPoly said:
yeah I couldn’t help but notice how well Kraut is doing. Just look at the engagement:
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Massive views, likes and comments. He also 2x’d his subscriber number since Jim and Ethan were crying about him... seemingly to no end. They were all like “oh he’ll probably kill himself if he drops below 100k... let’s look at his social blade in real time goy...” So much pearl clutching.
Ralph must be seething.
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Is the video any good or is he still doing the youtube scientist cabal shit?
 
cowPoly said:
yeah I couldn’t help but notice how well Kraut is doing. Just look at the engagement:
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Massive views, likes and comments. He also 2x’d his subscriber number since Jim and Ethan were crying about him... seemingly to no end. They were all like “oh he’ll probably kill himself if he drops below 100k... let’s look at his social blade in real time goy...” So much pearl clutching.
Ralph must be seething.
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Two things can be true at once.

Kraut probably (no interest in watching his videos) recovered by returning to making content about europe/germany for english speakers from the nonenglish speaking standpoint which is why he originally got popular. (good on him)

Jim and ralph back then talking about Kraut was pretty funny at the time because kraut slept with the dogs and he woke up with fleas.

He should have stayed in his lane like a good whitey and now, I assume, he has returned to it and his peripheral audience have reengaged.

Patebin is still hilarious to me.
 
Hey @theralph I hear the joggers are out in Richmond ready to harvest some corn. Why don't you go cover the protests live with Soundboard and RaceWarski? Hear your show is dying for some content.
 
Takayuki Yagami said:
Is the video any good or is he still doing the youtube scientist cabal shit?
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I didn’t actually watch the whole thing it’s like cliff notes for a History 102 lecture or something... which may explain the view count. Seems boring. My point holds: Kraut killing it on yt, while Ralph cries about KF to 20 paypigs, 4 gif spammers, 100 hate watchers and a few hundred bots on dlive.
 
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