🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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PhoBingas said:
Yeah, Null seemed to take being ''dog piled'' by the gunt and his kronies pretty well. It was pretty funny to listen to ER seethe and flaunt how much money he makes off of internet lemons like he was trying to pull a "gotcha".
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I don't think he was dog piled really. Dick was Spastic Jaw were just fanning the flames really, but he certainly handled the gunt well.

And I hate that too when he flexes his money like he's fucking Rice Gum. It's just annoying and obnoxious to hear him flaunt around like he's some big shot when the quality of is content has been going down hill ever since his Paki wife wised up and dropped his sorry drunk ass. Also imagine being offended by what is said on the farms... That bruised ego - or might just be too much whiskey.
 
GrinningCat said:
I don't think he was dog piled really. Dick was Spastic Jaw were just fanning the flames really, but he certainly handled the gunt well.

And I hate that too when he flexes his money like he's fucking Rice Gum. It's just annoying and obnoxious to hear him flaunt around like he's some big shot when the quality of is content has been going down hill ever since his Paki wife wised up and dropped his sorry drunk ass. Also imagine being offended by what is said on the farms... That bruised ego - or might just be too much whiskey.
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$1000 USD a week isn't even that much to brag about. Like woo-hoo, you make as much as a team manager at a call center with no dental and complex tax forms I doubt the gunt files himself.
 
tantric_depressive said:
Lol, awesome, at some point in the future, we're going to be getting Killstreams hosted from Gator's couch
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One drunken evening, Ralph stumbles into Gator's bedroom. Ralph's intent clear in his eyes, his pants already sagging towards his knees. Unable to refuse his old friend, Gator can only silently stare on in horror as the Gunt approaches him, with the door, and the light from the hallway, closing slowly behind Ralph's hideous form.

During the rough, horrid, odiferous fumblings, Gator has an epiphany. He realizes that this is where he was meant to be, and why he could never quite tear himself away from Ralph, for he loves him - unconditionally so. Shannon then becomes the wife he himself could never have, faithfully serving his guntband till death do them part.

Because everyone knows why Andy just was not the same after his time in Miami...
 
GrinningCat said:
I don't think he was dog piled really. Dick was Spastic Jaw were just fanning the flames really, but he certainly handled the gunt well.

And I hate that too when he flexes his money like he's fucking Rice Gum. It's just annoying and obnoxious to hear him flaunt around like he's some big shot when the quality of is content has been going down hill ever since his Paki wife wised up and dropped his sorry drunk ass. Also imagine being offended by what is said on the farms... That bruised ego - or might just be too much whiskey.
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Ralph came across as one smug motherfucker. He uses the exact same strategy as Zoom; machine gun as much as you can and see what sticks. If something does, pursue it and keep gunning from the hip. Hearing him excuse being a tard with that "I made $1000 so" line was just pathetic. Null did pretty OK with dealing with it, but I'm gonna be biased so.
 
I listen to the Ralph/Null thing too. Ralph sounded crazier and he was up against someone who had joked about sacrificing him to the corn.

Actually the corn sacrifice isn't even that crazy. 🌽The corn does hunger🌽, after all. Once you spend a few days thinking about it, next to a cornfield it all makes perfect sense.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
I listen to the Ralph/Null thing too. Ralph sounded crazier and he was up against someone who had joked about sacrificing him to the corn.

Actually the corn sacrifice isn't even that crazy. 🌽The corn does hunger🌽, after all. Once you spend a few days thing about it, next to a cornfield it all makes perfect sense.
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He was undoubtedly MOTI and downplayed it over leaking dm's or whatever.

We all know he more than likely truly was butthurt by the sacrifice comment considering the insults he threw Nool's way. He's growing more and more unhinged, even making personal attacks out of the blue for no good reason. The gunt is losing it to the bottle.
 
IMightKnow said:
I still sub to Memeology for news but sometimes his content is so bare bones and obvious it feels like he’s just reciting blurbs from boards.

At least he’s stayed away from a seasonal arc, so I can’t complain too much
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It’s like life’s a comedy. This post was completely shitted on by the man himself within 24 hours.
 
This bit of information looks to have been overlooked due to people being more focused on the riots but on Friday the Anglo Menace Vordrak claimed responsibility for NewProject2 being taken down. Part of the article struck at me with all that's been going on:
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I'm starting to wonder if it's possible Vordrak has been reaching out to Ralph behind the scenes (since Ralph has mentioned getting contacted by him before) and his sudden turn against Josh is less about being hurt over the stupid corn meme and more about him being afraid of Vordrak fucking with his income. The timing of all that has been going on has been highly suspect to me and Ralph & Co's seemingly unprovoked and organized turn on Josh over such a petty thing strikes me as him preemptively disassociating with Josh to avoid any potential financial suffering.
 
Honestly I don't know why the healthier shows and orbiters of ralph haven't fled yet. His audience seems to be made up of people trying to drive him into an early grave, he is making enemies hand over fist, he is great for being the butt of jokes and soaking up that shit (like imagine of jershjewa had said one of dicks other internet frens needs to be sacrificed) but even that gets boring the more you realise how badly he is living in the past as his life degrades without any silver lining.

I guess there are 4 possibilities:
1) He has dirt on them from a moment of weakness and is blackmailing them to keep transfusing his corpse of a show.
2) He is really fun in private but just doesnt live up on air anymore.
3) Theyre all internet frens
4) Any NP2 user must be propped up until it gets its big break.

The first 3 possibilities need to heed joshs mumkey words. Its a business, all that matter are the results, you gotta cut out those cancers.

If it is (4) then Dick must be praying that like Merryweather or someone mainstream and inoffensive who is sympathetic to this corner of the internet gets booted off the alternatives for some kookie reason.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
This bit of information looks to have been overlooked due to people being more focused on the riots but on Friday the Anglo Menace Vordrak claimed responsibility for NewProject2 being taken down. Part of the article struck at me with all that's been going on:
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I'm starting to wonder if it's possible Vordrak has been reaching out to Ralph behind the scenes (since Ralph has mentioned getting contacted by him before) and his sudden turn against Josh is less about being hurt over the stupid corn meme and more about him being afraid of Vordrak fucking with his income. The timing of all that has been going on has been highly suspect to me and Ralph & Co's seemingly unprovoked and organized turn on Josh over such a petty thing strikes me as him preemptively disassociating with Josh to avoid any potential financial suffering.
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Jokes on Vodrak, Trump is gonna ruin Josh before Vodrak can.
 
Null could have raked Ralph over the coals if he desired.

- Recording Rand crying over a miscarriage
- Using various "gangs" to do super gayops
- Working with "he who shall not be named" when it was convenient to do so.

Null definitely took the high road and didn't turn into a baby throwing a temper tantrum like Ralph. It also showed how easily Dax is willing to shit on anyone for cheap views.
 
ralph is so not mad about the corn memes that he spent 7 straight minutes talking shit about our beloved erverlord. i clipped a few highlights
also i shooped his face onto some corn while i was waiting for some stuff to process

 

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Trusty Patches said:
ralph is so not mad about the corn memes that he spent 7 straight minutes talking shit about our beloved erverlord. i clipped a few highlights
also i shooped his face onto some corn while i was waiting for some stuff to process

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Which stream was this from and around what hour mark? Josh didn’t even go off or @ Ralph. Ralph has been pissing off most of his audience hence why he’s lost 1/3 of it. Say one slight against Ralph and all bets are off and he’ll come at you. The biggest thing anyone can do against Ralph is just not watch, not engage.

Getting 2k live when the normal was 6k, after a peak around the 10k viewership area.
During the first pillstream that could of been the perfect time for everyone to corn harvest Ralph literally.
 
語呂合わせ said:
One drunken evening, Ralph stumbles into Gator's bedroom. Ralph's intent clear in his eyes, his pants already sagging towards his knees. Unable to refuse his old friend, Gator can only silently stare on in horror as the Gunt approaches him, with the door, and the light from the hallway, closing slowly behind Ralph's hideous form.

During the rough, horrid, odiferous fumblings, Gator has an epiphany. He realizes that this is where he was meant to be, and why he could never quite tear himself away from Ralph, for he loves him - unconditionally so. Shannon then becomes the wife he himself could never have, faithfully serving his guntband till death do them part.

Because everyone knows why Andy just was not the same after his time in Miami...
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Because necessary
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Dirty Jerz said:
I havent watched since Andy was named a co-host. How has it been? Suitable for the occasional laugh?
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There's a reason Andy was always loved more than Ralph, and this solidifies it. Let's put it that way.
 
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