🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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MediocreMilt said:
I repeat my earlier question:

Below what point does the Killstream's revenue no longer qualify as a job under the terms of his probation?
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Under 18 U.S.C. § 3563(b)(4), the court may provide that the defendant “work conscientiously at suitable employment or pursue conscientiously a course of study or vocational training that will equip him for suitable employment.”

Under 18 U.S.C. § 3563(b)(17), the court may provide that the defendant “notify the probation officer promptly of any change in...employment.”

You must work full time (at least 30 hours per week) at a lawful type of employment, unless the probation officer excuses you from doing so. If you do not have full-time employment you must try to find full-time employment, unless the probation officer excuses you from doing so. If you plan to change where you work or anything about your work (such as your position or your job responsibilities), you must notify the probation officer at least 10 days before the change. If notifying the probation officer in advance is not possible due to unanticipated circumstances, you must notify the probation officer within 72 hours of becoming aware of a change or expected change.
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I'm guessing he and his lawyer had to explain that what he does is gainful employment. Im sure they made it seem like journalism. His income is inline with struggling writer/journalism tropes.
 
Key takeaways:
  1. Ralph is not mad
  2. Null is totally jealous
  3. Ralph used to brag about pulling 6k viewers per show
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He's been at this for years. He's sunk countless hours into this. 2+ hour shows nearly 5 days a week. Spends all day looking for talking points or arguing about how cool he thinks he is on Twitter. And he brags about hitting 2k viewers, like it's a victory. It's actually really sad when you think about it.
 
MeltyTW said:
that would mean ralph makes 36 dollars most of the time though, how is he even alive? left overs? was his NP2 a decent amount? its not its less than 250 dollars, where does he get sustenance? Also this tier man

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I remember @Lord Akira mentioning he had saved up a small nest egg for himself when the show was still successful.

MediocreMilt said:
Key takeaways:
  1. Ralph is not mad
  2. Null is totally jealous
  3. Ralph used to brag about pulling 6k viewers per show
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How will Null ever recover...
 
BlancoMailo said:
I remember @Lord Akira mentioning he had saved up a small nest egg for himself when the show was still successful.
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Doesn't he have massive amounts of debt? Minimum he did not pay off his student loans. Is he hoarding it under a mattress or Dick's possibly shady bank? Why wouldn't creditors take those funds if he has a nest egg? Or frankly, wouldn't Nora have gotten a chunk of it (if they were properly married at least)?
 
High Tea said:
Doesn't he have massive amounts of debt? Minimum he did not pay off his student loans. Is he hoarding it under a mattress or Dick's possibly shady bank? Why wouldn't creditors take those funds if he has a nest egg? Or frankly, wouldn't Nora have gotten a chunk of it (if they were properly married at least)?
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If Nora had taken as much as a dime from him, he would to this day still be howling about what an evil bitch she is. As far as that went I feel pretty sure that Nora wanted out as fast as possible and had no intention of dragging it out in exchange for half of Ralph's piggy bank. Especially since she's going to be a doctor in a few years. Also Ralph is an addict. Addicts are awful with money. He ain't got shit saved up. If it wasn't for mommy's crack shack he'd be in a never ending cycle of moving in with different retards he meets online until he gets mad and leaves, finds someone new to latch on, or gets kicked out for being a destructive force.
 
High Tea said:
Doesn't he have massive amounts of debt? Minimum he did not pay off his student loans. Is he hoarding it under a mattress or Dick's possibly shady bank? Why wouldn't creditors take those funds if he has a nest egg? Or frankly, wouldn't Nora have gotten a chunk of it (if they were properly married at least)?
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Assuming I'm remembering what Akira said properly, there are plenty of ways to hide money, his mother's still alive for example, keep it under her name. You can hide it in crypto, keep it hidden in the mattress. I don't think it was a huge amount, @theralph only ever called himself 'hood rich', he has low living expenses since he lives with his mother and the cost of living in his neighborhood isn't that high. You can hide a fallback of say 5 thousand pretty easily and keep things stable enough to not have to get a real job.
 
Tryphaena said:
Also Ralph is an addict. Addicts are awful with money. He ain't got shit saved up. If it wasn't for mommy's crack shack he'd be in a never ending cycle of moving in with different retards he meets online until he gets mad and leaves, finds someone new to latch on, or gets kicked out for being a destructive force.
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That's why I've always thought the infamous nest egg - if it ever existed - is spent
BlancoMailo said:
Assuming I'm remembering what Akira said properly, there are plenty of ways to hide money, his mother's still alive for example, keep it under her name.
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If it's education debt, they often come after your folks. Plus his mom is massively in debt too if I recall and they don't own the house anymore but merely rent it. If there is a nest egg, wouldn't you take care of the house so you and your mom don't have to worry every month about losing it? I mean, most people would I would think.
 
High Tea said:
If it's education debt, they often come after your folks. Plus his mom is massively in debt too if I recall and they don't own the house anymore but merely rent it. If there is a nest egg, wouldn't you take care of the house so you and your mom don't have to worry every month about losing it? I mean, most people would I would think.
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I'm not saying for sure that he has any money in the bank at this point but if you're going to ask if I'd believe that Ralph, a man who got too drunk to drive his mother to dialysis and then yelled at her for calling him out on it, would fuck his own mother (financially) while being able to help? Yes, yes I would.
 
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High Tea said:
That's why I've always thought the infamous nest egg - if it ever existed - is spent

If it's education debt, they often come after your folks. Plus his mom is massively in debt too if I recall and they don't own the house anymore but merely rent it. If there is a nest egg, wouldn't you take care of the house so you and your mom don't have to worry every month about losing it? I mean, most people would I would think.
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Lol, awesome, at some point in the future, we're going to be getting Killstreams hosted from Gator's couch
 

Lol, awesome, at some point in the future, we're going to be getting Killstreams hosted from Gator's couch
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Ethan Mersh.
 
What on earth is with the fat alcoholic gunt as of late? Too much booze? Attacking Null is just utterly retarded and for no good reason. Null's statement was correct, people should drop him like a hot pile of shit since he keeps self-destructing and taking everything around with him like the narcissistic sperg that he is. His streams are just pathetic at this point.
 
Kraut said:
Despite all his rage, he barely makes minimum wage
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shex said:
Ralph's average is around 10k/show, it's only the past 2 shows which have really high donation numbers. NP2 is in crisis so the paypiggies have rallied around the flag I suppose.

1 lino = 0,012 USD and dlive takes a 30% cut, so 148k lino is around $1200.
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So 10,000*0.012*0.70 = $84. For a 3 hour show that's $28.

For the last two shows it's 77240 + 50380 / 11 = 11601 per hour or $97 an hour.

It's a bit more than minimum wage but the Smashing Pumpkins reference is still funny.

It's a shame Null can't get on the lemon train with MATI really, but Ralph is spiteful enough to get him kicked off it.
 
I might be late but currently hearing the dick show with gunt and nool. Why the fuck is he even a-logging like hell??? And please if anything he got more notoriety from the farms than the other way around.

At everything JAwsh says, this alcoholic gunt just goes on a tirade full ad hominem and breathing into the mic like a fucking mouthbreathing lardass.
 
GrinningCat said:
I might be late but currently hearing the dick show with gunt and nool. Why the fuck is he even a-logging like hell??? And please if anything he got more notoriety from the farms than the other way around.

At everything JAwsh says, this alcoholic gunt just goes on a tirade full ad hominem and breathing into the mic like a fucking mouthbreathing lardass.
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Yeah, Null seemed to take being ''dog piled'' by the gunt and his kronies pretty well. It was pretty funny to listen to ER seethe and flaunt how much money he makes off of internet lemons like he was trying to pull a "gotcha".
 
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