💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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Okay, let's put away our sockpuppets because it's time for another installment of "Stones to Abbigale".

On second thought, keep them out and use them to play along with the reading.

Chapter Five

Lord love a duck, this book is starting to give me seizures....:o
 
voiceguy said:
Okay, let's put away our sockpuppets because it's time for another installment of "Stones to Abbigale".

On second thought, keep them out and use them to play along with the reading.

Chapter Five

Lord love a duck, this book is starting to give me seizures....:o
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These are amazing! Thanks so much for doing these! I know it must take a lot of time!

Initial Reaction Listening To This:
Rick... Possible step father... Hunter?!?! He eats flesh, so he must be EVIL!!!!11

Jame's friend... He reminds me of someone... I know now!
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Ms. Robertson... Is she the guidance counselor? She's a pretty terrible counselor, demeaning other students like that... In fact, so far most of these teachers would be fired by now...
 
Kataomoi00 said:
Ms. Robertson... Is she the guidance counselor? She's a pretty terrible counselor, demeaning other students like that... In fact, so far most of these teachers would be fired by now...
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A really bitter guidance counselor fucking with student's heads would be a really interesting idea if it was written by somebody competent.
 
voiceguy said:
Okay, let's put away our sockpuppets because it's time for another installment of "Stones to Abbigale".

On second thought, keep them out and use them to play along with the reading.

Chapter Five

Lord love a duck, this book is starting to give me seizures....:o
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Shit, accidentally rated disagree. WINNER ALL THE WAY. No but really, how are you still sane.
 
Not to double-post, but it's that time again:

Chapter 6

This book is just one long blur to me. Has anyone else discerned a plot yet?
 
voiceguy said:
Not to double-post, but it's that time again:

Chapter 6

This book is just one long blur to me. Has anyone else discerned a plot yet?
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Abby's obviously the insert-girlfriend that follows Gre-I mean James around, kissing the ground that he walks on... There's somewhat of a plot? It's like a pretentious Where's Waldo, it's hidden underneath superfluous things...
 
voiceguy said:
Not to double-post, but it's that time again:

Chapter 6

This book is just one long blur to me. Has anyone else discerned a plot yet?
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Boy, James and Abbie apparently have some really weird and interesting conversations about deep sea creatures and space travel.

It's too bad we don't get to read them.
 
Meowthkip said:
Boy, James and Abbie apparently have some really weird and interesting conversations about deep sea creatures and space travel.

It's too bad we don't get to read them.
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I think that would require more imagination than Greg is capable of having.
 
I decided to hand the reading over to one of my alter-egos today (which is to say, one of my stock characters) because in this chapter...wait for it...something happens! Yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it either. Because of this, I decided to turn the reading for this chapter over to my most emotionally arrogant character -- Balob.

A little background: Balob was created about nine years ago as part of an online radio improv comedy show. He was the world's only three-year-old voice actor/filmmaker. His purpose was to annoy the other actors on the show with arrogance and insults until they could think of a new way to kill him (yes, in that respect he was the show's Kenny, being killed week after week only to return). He truly believes that the films he made (Babbitt the Rabbit Goes for a Hop, Babbitt the Rabbit Hops Again, Lucky the Ducky Goes for a Waddle, etc) are the supreme expression of cinematic art. His trademark is that he always over-emotionalizes anything he performs -- thus making him the logical choice for this particular chapter. I hope you enjoy his performance as I present Balob reading:

Chapter Seven

Warning: Plot ahead.


No, seriously.
 
voiceguy said:
I decided to hand the reading over to one of my alter-egos today (which is to say, one of my stock characters) because in this chapter...wait for it...something happens! Yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it either. Because of this, I decided to turn the reading for this chapter over to my most emotionally arrogant character -- Balob.

A little background: Balob was created about nine years ago as part of an online radio improv comedy show. He was the world's only three-year-old voice actor/filmmaker. His purpose was to annoy the other actors on the show with arrogance and insults until they could think of a new way to kill him (yes, in that respect he was the show's Kenny, being killed week after week only to return). He truly believes that the films he made (Babbitt the Rabbit Goes for a Hop, Babbitt the Rabbit Hops Again, Lucky the Ducky Goes for a Waddle, etc) are the supreme expression of cinematic art. His trademark is that he always over-emotionalizes anything he performs -- thus making him the logical choice for this particular chapter. I hope you enjoy his performance as I present Balob reading:

Chapter Seven

Warning: Plot ahead.


No, seriously.
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Balob sounds like the Teen Girl Squad.
 
voiceguy said:
I decided to hand the reading over to one of my alter-egos today (which is to say, one of my stock characters) because in this chapter...wait for it...something happens! Yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it either. Because of this, I decided to turn the reading for this chapter over to my most emotionally arrogant character -- Balob.

A little background: Balob was created about nine years ago as part of an online radio improv comedy show. He was the world's only three-year-old voice actor/filmmaker. His purpose was to annoy the other actors on the show with arrogance and insults until they could think of a new way to kill him (yes, in that respect he was the show's Kenny, being killed week after week only to return). He truly believes that the films he made (Babbitt the Rabbit Goes for a Hop, Babbitt the Rabbit Hops Again, Lucky the Ducky Goes for a Waddle, etc) are the supreme expression of cinematic art. His trademark is that he always over-emotionalizes anything he performs -- thus making him the logical choice for this particular chapter. I hope you enjoy his performance as I present Balob reading:

Chapter Seven

Warning: Plot ahead.


No, seriously.
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God damn that is some deranged shit, his idea of a good plot point for his generic, self aggrandizing teen romance is a fucking school shooting? The way the characters talk and act is so jarring in that context it's ridiculous.
Anyway great readings, makes the whole thing cross over into so bad it's funny territory rather than just insane and terrible.
 
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Massif said:
God damn that is some deranged shit, his idea of a good plot point for his generic, self aggrandizing teen romance is a fucking school shooting? The way the characters talk and act is so jarring in that context it's ridiculous.
Anyway great reading, makes the whole thing cross over into so bad it's funny territory rather than just insane and terrible.
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The pacing keeps being broken by James' inner monologues. The amount of blood is excessive to the point of absurdity. Nobody really seems to react in a way that's believable. There's no fucking tension or sense of urgency because Onision doesn't fucking know how to do nuanced shit like that. This is the most that's happened in the book and it's not terribly exciting.

You can tell that the amount of research done for this book was precisely none.
 
Meowthkip said:
The pacing keeps being broken by James' inner monologues. The amount of blood is excessive to the point of absurdity. Nobody really seems to react in a way that's believable. There's no fucking tension or sense of urgency because Onision doesn't fucking know how to do nuanced shit like that. This is the most that's happened in the book and it's not terribly exciting.

You can tell that the amount of research done for this book was precisely none.
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Yeah I don't think the intended reaction to the dramatic scene where Mrs. Stanley is confronting the shooter and he gets beat up was confused laughter.
 
Massif said:
God damn that is some deranged shit, his idea of a good plot point for his generic, self aggrandizing teen romance is a fucking school shooting?
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Thank you. I thought I was the only one thinking this!

Anyway, if Onision's going to write about one of his characters going on a school shooting rampage, you better do research on the mentality of why a person would want to do something so horrible. The whole thing seemed forced and just came out of nowhere.
 
I knew Onision was a bit delusional and an asshole, but...

... A school shooting to inject some life in what already is a fanfiction of your own life? ... What the fuck, man.
 
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