Most overrated games.

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Might be a bit off an unpopular opinion, but...I didn't care for Dragon Age; Inquisition.

Now, I freaking loved Dragon Age; Origins, it's probably one of my all time favorites and I even enjoyed DA2 a bit, though that could be I lowered my expectations accordingly due to it's rep of being "the bad one", but I still enjoyed the fast pace combat and the story and characters (while a mess) had there moments. It's not a great game by any means, but if you divorce it almost entirely from DA:O and treat it as a mediocre spin off in the DA setting, I think it's at least a solid time killer.

But Inquisition, everyone raved about it, said how it got Dragon Age back on track and was even better then Origins! I...have never finished it, and that's not jut because it's a long ass game (Origins is just as long and I've played through it and the Awakening DLC twice) but the game just feels like such a grind at times. The "Quest Area's" are way to big and are not populated with enough "random encounters" to avoid feeling empty, and yeah they give you horses to get around but that doesn't help to much when you got to dismount every 20 second to gather herbs and ores to make stuff.

The combat also feels like a downgrade. In Origins the combat moved at just the right pace to give you just enough time to swap over to another character to chug a healing poultice, cast a spell, or use an ability that could save a character from being knocked out. In Inquisitions, aside from the combat rarely being a challenge, you can revive someone in the middle of combat whenever they get K.O'd if you screw up, not like that's likely to happen as the games easy as hell. Speaking of dumbing stuff down, I hate how they actually took away the option to allocate ability points for the characters, even your own. In the old games you could have a Warrior with high dexterity or a Mage with high strength and there were even special class archetypes you could take to compliment these builds. Inquisition just allocated the points automatically, and that's not to mention the nerfed talent tree's. Not only are there less talents in Inquisition compared to Origins (though a bit more then DA:2) they also took out skill trees, leveling up stuff like Persuasion, Herbalism, Trap Making, ect., it's all gone. I mean, people gave Fallout 4 shit when they took away almost everything that wasn't combat related, why should Inquisition get a pass? It's not a good thing when your open world single player RPG has less character customization then freaking World of Warcraft.

The characters were...alright, not as good as in Origins, but still decent enough. I think they might have spread it too thin by having so freaking many significant characters, though that's just my opinion. Also the female character models are ugly, at first I thought it was just me, but then, well, Mass Effect Andromeda came out and it was revealed that Bioware gradually making the females less attractive was a legit thing that they were doing! Guess that's what happens when you get advice from Anita Sarkessian (or however her name is spelled) of all people.

Anyways, I've tried to finish DA:I twice, and while I start off strong I always end up running out of steam before I finish it. The super-blighted zombie dude (forgot his name, Corphius or something?) didn't get me nearly as hyped to stop as the Blight horde lead by the Archdemon or Logan. Though, I heard a good chunk of the people who worked on Origins had little to no involvement with Inquisition, and with Bioware kinda in the shitter, we'll probably never got another good Dragon Age game. But hey, at least we got Origins, a man does that feel like a complete and satisfying game that doesn't end on a cliff hanger...unlike some other games...
For me the worst part about Inquisition was just how fucking boring the world and story were. Now, DA's setting is pretty derivative but the original game still had some really nice atmosphere and wasn't afraid to make the player uncomfortable. But in Inquisition it's all just so sugar coated, servicing a checklist of safe and bland modern pop fantasy tropes. It doesn't feel like the world we got in Origins. It feels like some fat Tumblr lady's D&D campaign.
 
For me the worst part about Inquisition was just how fucking boring the world and story were. Now, DA's setting is pretty derivative but the original game still had some really nice atmosphere and wasn't afraid to make the player uncomfortable. But in Inquisition it's all just so sugar coated, servicing a checklist of safe and bland modern pop fantasy tropes. It doesn't feel like the world we got in Origins. It feels like some fat Tumblr lady's D&D campaign.

This right here. If I had to sum up Inquisition in one word it would be boring. The woke is there, but other than Iron Bull lecturing me about pronouns, it's tolerable. I've actually put a couple hundred hours into the game trying different combinations and actively trying to enjoy the game and I always loose interest right around that stupid ball. I just can't bring myself to care about the setting or characters. The combat was inferior to both of the previous games, even if the community hated DA2's combat, which was fantastic if you bothered to do it right.

I do think my most enjoyable attempt to play involved playing the opposite of the way they wanted you too as much as possible. You know, fuck the mages, save the Templars, support the Duke, make crazy French redhead the Devine, etc. Just completely overthrow the shitty order of their shitty fantasy world.
 
I always loose interest right around that stupid ball.
That was one of the most baffling things I've ever suffered through in a game. It was the moment I realized Bioware no longer cared about actual fantasy RPGs. You take a break from your crucial task of saving the world to go to fucking prom. It's the kind of banal weebshit you find in FF games and 4chan quest threads.
 
That was one of the most baffling things I've ever suffered through in a game. It was the moment I realized Bioware no longer cared about actual fantasy RPGs. You take a break from your crucial task of saving the world to go to fucking prom. It's the kind of banal weebshit you find in FF games and 4chan quest threads.

To be fair, it was supposed to be some important political event and the game is clearly biased towards you supporting the Empress or queen or whatever she was. But yes, fancy ball in the middle of a Civil War, while the end of the world is rolling in. It's peak "Let them eat cake," even though it clearly wasn't meant to be. I was also sad I couldn't put Cassandra in a fancy dress, but given that they fucked up her face model I guess the pants fit.

Which was another thing that pissed me off, Cassandra's face mesh changes. A modder went and took a look at her model and her head has male head proportions. So either they deliberately gave Cassandra male face and head proportions, or they were lazy and just reused assets. Given that it's Bioware either are possible.

DA's message is always so damn muddled. They clearly want you to sympathize with the Mages, but every damn time the Mages get their feelings hurt they go full "let's summon demons," thus proving why they have to be locked up and watched. Except for Tevinter, who don't seem to have these issues on that scale.
 
To be fair, it was supposed to be some important political event and the game is clearly biased towards you supporting the Empress or queen or whatever she was. But yes, fancy ball in the middle of a Civil War, while the end of the world is rolling in. It's peak "Let them eat cake," even though it clearly wasn't meant to be. I was also sad I couldn't put Cassandra in a fancy dress, but given that they fucked up her face model I guess the pants fit.
A proper RPG would've given you the option to tell these socialites to stick their poofy dance party up their dicks if they didn't want to help you. Or at least allow you to take a practical stance against blatant decadence taking priority over very real, practical problems. It's like if in Mass Effect getting help from the Salarians meant going to the in universe version of Comic Con or something. My Inquisitor should not tolerate such bullshit.

But you can't even do that. Instead you have no choice but to participate in a scenario straight outta fan fiction.
 
Stardew Valley. The gameplay is not that awful but all the characters are pretentious little shits.
Also typical Capitalism Bad throughout the game (even though you're selling your crops for you know, profit), just like Outer Worlds, another disappointment of a game.
I didnt really get that anti-cap angle. More of a broad "Corporatism bad, cities bad, big box chains bad" type of thing. Stardew Valley is basically pretentious-middle-class-hippy-ville complete with homeless people but theres nothing really un-capitalistic about it.

Also its the best Harvest Moon experience you can get on a PC without using an emulator.

Link's Awakening is such a badass Gameboy game that they just fixed up the graphics and re-released it 20 some years later on a home console.

But you say the Gamecube entries have aged well? You must REALLY love scrolling through poorly written text, huh? I guess the cube did have that giant fucking A button that you could mash to maximize all that "gameplay".
I think Windwaker aged alright even if it was easy, short and padded. If they managed to remake windwaker with all the cut content included and fixed the ocean clipping through the boat I think i'd just about cream my pants.
 
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A proper RPG would've given you the option to tell these socialites to stick their poofy dance party up their dicks if they didn't want to help you. Or at least allow you to take a practical stance against blatant decadence taking priority over very real, practical problems. It's like if in Mass Effect getting help from the Salarians meant going to the in universe version of Comic Con or something. My Inquisitor should not tolerate such bullshit.

But you can't even do that. Instead you have no choice but to participate in a scenario straight outta fan fiction.


Clearly the Inquisitor is everyone's bitch. At least, if I remember right, the Duke thought it was kinda bullshit too, but you're not supposed to support him. It's like when Iron Bull lectures me about pronouns and such. I wanted the option to tell him to fuck right off, but nope, have to nod vaguely approvingly.

At the very least I will give the game credit for making my saving Loghain the right call in the end. But he always was right.
 
Clearly the Inquisitor is everyone's bitch. At least, if I remember right, the Duke thought it was kinda bullshit too, but you're not supposed to support him. It's like when Iron Bull lectures me about pronouns and such. I wanted the option to tell him to fuck right off, but nope, have to nod vaguely approvingly.

At the very least I will give the game credit for making my saving Loghain the right call in the end. But he always was right.
When that whole thing happened it was incredibly immersion breaking. I honestly couldn’t believe I was being lectured on the benefits of being a tranny when the world was literally fucking ending.
 
elaborate? this is a wildly hot take

Just a title that came out at a very similar time and was overshadowed by FFVII. Personally I just feel like fighting feels a lot better in LoD than FFXII. Your characters all had these attacks called 'Additionals' that required you to press X with a specific rhythm to extend your basic attacks. Some were optimized purely for damage, others to charge a gauge to transform your characters into their more powerful, spell-casting forms. Combat just felt more involved, even if it was basically a QTE.

It's the same sort of draw (for me, anyway) that Valkyrie Profile had in its combat.

My takes are also lukewarm at best.
 
When that whole thing happened it was incredibly immersion breaking. I honestly couldn’t believe I was being lectured on the benefits of being a tranny when the world was literally fucking ending.

For such a woke group of people, BioWare handles it poorly. I still remember the tranny in Andromeda and the storm of butt hurt from the woke side about it. The Friendly Fire was glorious and amusing from the outside.
 
That's usually how these games pan out. Everyone depends on the PC for everything but treat you like a schlub they don't need around.
Its funny because it was justified in DA:O because the player character is some kind of outcast, even the grey wardens are looked upon with equal parts reverence and distrust. So it made sense that everyone depends on you but none of them appreciate you because at best you're a pariah of some description and at worst a wanted fugitive by the new government.

Its like the people who made it don't even understand why it worked.
 
Its like the people who made it don't even understand why it worked.
Most of the creatives who made DA: O had already left Bioware by the time DA:I and ME:Andromeda came out. ME:3 had that shitty ending because Casey Hudson had no one around to keep him in check, similar to Jorge and the SW Prequel Trilogy.
not played it yet but the final fantasy 7 remake looks like everything wrong with a modern JRPG.
Haven't played it either, but seeing how they made it part of the Kingdom Hearts mess Universe, I can safely say I never will.
 
not played it yet but the final fantasy 7 remake looks like everything wrong with a modern JRPG.
I only played the demo and decided against buying it because the battle system was a clusterfuck, just like most of what S-E releases these days. Isn't it basically just Kingdom Hearts' battle system? I didn't like that even when I was little. It's not satisfying at all and so much shit's always happening that I barely even feel like I'm contributing.
 
I only played the demo and decided against buying it because the battle system was a clusterfuck, just like most of what S-E releases these days. Isn't it basically just Kingdom Hearts' battle system? I didn't like that even when I was little. It's not satisfying at all and so much shit's always happening that I barely even feel like I'm contributing.
it looks like kingdom hearts but even more weightless and brain dead.
 
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