💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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Please tell me that movie poster is fake.

Please tell me they're not actually gonna release this movie.
 
I need a release date so I can clear my schedule STAT

This is the movie that will make "Tokyo Story" look like the big steaming pile of shit that it is.
 
ThunderCavalier said:
Please tell me that movie poster is fake.

Please tell me they're not actually gonna release this movie.
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I have a feeling Papa Tesch is just going to rent a screen at the local regal cinema for a night (which is totally possible to do, people do it all the time for large business presentation events) , invite all of Gloria's extended family, demand black-tie apparel, stage a weird, fake little red carpet event and then pat himself on the back for letting his little princess play movie mogul.
 
Enceladeans said:
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Fuck Avengers, Hunger Games, and even Duke of Burgundy. I need this movie right now. Tigers and dragons and production values that make Asylum films look like their special effects were created by Weta Workshop. This is everything.

Hellblazer said:
The male lead looks like he has Down's Syndrome in that poster
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I feel bad for that 90s fantasy TV show dragon. They used the same unflattering picture of him twice.

littlebiscuits said:
I have a feeling Papa Tesch is just going to rent a screen at the local regal cinema for a night (which is totally possible to do, people do it all the time for large business presentation events) , invite all of Gloria's extended family, demand black-tie apparel, stage a weird, fake little red carpet event and then pat himself on the back for letting his little princess play movie mogul.
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I expect it to go over just as well as the premiere of Manos. Complete with old woman attacking the director after the screening.
 
I would honestly travel to Florida to attend the premier. My aunts and grandparents watched MSTK3000 (Project Moon Base- if you must know) while they waited for me to be born. Bad movies literally heralded me into this world. Plus I like getting overly dressed up. It's fun.
 
littlebiscuits said:
I have a feeling Papa Tesch is just going to rent a screen at the local regal cinema for a night (which is totally possible to do, people do it all the time for large business presentation events) , invite all of Gloria's extended family, demand black-tie apparel, stage a weird, fake little red carpet event and then pat himself on the back for letting his little princess play movie mogul.
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And - hopefully - in some long-repressed node of reason, Mr Tesch prays that this half-cocked franchise can finally stop.
 
littlebiscuits said:
I would honestly travel to Florida to attend the premier. My aunts and grandparents watched MSTK3000 (Project Moon Base- if you must know) while they waited for me to be born. Bad movies literally heralded me into this world. Plus I like getting overly dressed up. It's fun.
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Surtur said:
Kiwi meet up for Maradonia?
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It'd be the greatest ween in history. I'd actually spend the money to go do this. Hell, I have my football signed by Greg and Tommy sitting on a prominent display in my room underneath my Wild Women of Wongo poster. Like @littlebiscuits, bad movies are in my blood.
 
AN/ALR-56 said:
I love how she tries to show her pc as a expensive video editing pc with crappy lcds and a white 90s keyboard and cheap mouse :roll:
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I'll be honest I suspected she would be a die hard Mac user.
 
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