🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I bet if Amber started playing WoW, she'd play Blood Elf. Nice and skinny and dainty, just like she sees herself.

Unfortunately all we'd see is her camera phone pointing at her laptop screen because she's too lazy to figure out how to capture video from the game.
 
They could be for either Eric or Destiny. I don't remember Beggy ever talking about Pokemon or wearing any related merch.
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highly requested upcoming vid of pigpen in his pikachu pajamas telling us about the cards in his trombone Charlie Brown voice. Peppermint Becky watching in the background.
 
Pokemon was big in the 90s, Becky is obsessed with that era for some godforsaken reason, therefore Pokemon cards I guess. Honestly at this point I'm just waiting to see if they livestream Fat Amber's funeral. Everything is so damn boring with these assholes.
 
AL's hobbies are eating and spending money. It doesn't matter what she eats or what she spends money on -- the hobby is just pure consumption. The Pokemon cards don't really surprise me, just like the 10,000 candles, 40,000 journals, 60 subscription boxes, and all the tacky earreens, tackier home decor, abandoned Pioneer Woman mugs, and various Wommart hauls don't surprise me.
 
Moonpie said:
She made her bed. Now she has to lie in it.
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See, I'm going to respectfully disagree with that last bit.
Amber doesn't have to lie in it, she makes the active choice to.
Of course, she's as thick as pig shit and her narc brain won't comprehend this, but she could change her current circumstances at any given moment (obviously not her past or damage she has already done to her body, but still) if she cared enough, but she does not want to change. She is comfortable with her leaky legs and sleep aponea because she doesn't want to put the work in to better herself. And why should she? It's her sole source of income and she knows this.
She's lazy, attention-seeking and manipulative, and her current lifestyle allows her to fester in and monetize her self-pity.
No one cares about her when she's losing weight and seems relatively stable, she has to maintain her flock of haydurs at all costs if she wants to continue to buy her Gucci perfume.
Her shitty upbringing, no matter how awful it was, does not give her a free pass to be a nasty leech for the rest of her life. Everyone, and I mean everyone, has had their fair share of traumatic experiences. Maybe some have had it better than Amber, but lots of people have had it worse and you don't see them becoming 600lb hambeasts who regularly tamp on YouTube about how bad their lives are.
It's been said that you can't help those who don't want help, and Amber is a prime example of this.

TL;DR: Amber is a narc, and could change but doesn't want to.
 
a llama weighs 450lbs said:
i know we are all team #nolaygsnowatch but i think i could live without seeing her bare larrygs if i could see her fall over and then get up without any assistance. she apparently falls a lot and blames it on a piece of dog food, a step, etc.

there was the time when she fell outside and there were apparently people walking by who saw, and my brain can't even imagine the glory of what they witnessed.
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I'm gonna just assume if there was a massively obese turtle, and it ended up on its back, we'd have a pretty accurate representation of her trying to get up. Just limbs moving and maybe some rocking, but nothing more. I'd still watch it though.
 
GargoyleGorl said:
AL's hobbies are eating and spending money. It doesn't matter what she eats or what she spends money on -- the hobby is just pure consumption. The Pokemon cards don't really surprise me, just like the 10,000 candles, 40,000 journals, 60 subscription boxes, and all the tacky earreens, tackier home decor, abandoned Pioneer Woman mugs, and various Wommart hauls don't surprise me.
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I need somebody to draw a picture of her as a big fat Ms. Pac-Man with her stupid bow on her head consuming everything in sight while the ghosts of fat death chase her.
 
Thumbsballs said:
I need somebody to draw a picture of her as a big fat Ms. Pac-Man with her stupid bow on her head consuming everything in sight while the ghosts of fat death chase her.
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GargoyleGorl said:
I've no idea what fat ghosts are either, but you could just make ghosts out of the WW logo.
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EDIT : Re-posting the pic with GargoyleGorl's great idea

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Really there's only one videogame I think of in relation to amber. If you don't know what this is from the first frame I highly suggest just letting it run instead of skipping into it.


this is a real romhack you can actually play and it's really fucking hard.
 
Thumbsballs said:
I need somebody to draw a picture of her as a big fat Ms. Pac-Man with her stupid bow on her head consuming everything in sight while the ghosts of fat death chase her.
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Sorry, no bow. Hope you'll accept tacky earrings and a stylish hairstyle instead.

What am I doing with my life.
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Slightly faster PacHam
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so, our gorl is back on her "pre-curvy calories" subscriber count, makes me a little sad because she will probably write the whole debacle off as gone and forgotten. but her views are dwindling ever more witch is a good sign she will keep being motivated to create cringe worthy clickbait/ragebait content.
here's to the next big cock up. any guesses on what's next?

also what kind of viewership does one have when you can get caught with one monster of a cock up and only lose 1k subs only to be back at 164k within 2 weeks
 
ducktales4gameboy said:
Really there's only one videogame I think of in relation to amber. If you don't know what this is from the first frame I highly suggest just letting it run instead of skipping into it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ibI1IJVGgbg:28
this is a real romhack you can actually play and it's really fucking hard.
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If I saw that 10 years ago I wouldn't have had the passing notion that it was all some weird combination of fetishes for the guy who made the hack. I weep for my lost innocence.
 
Smoovy Jay said:
She doesn’t show anything on her channel. Says she needs to do 4000 steps, cuts to fake heavy breathing and “well, I did it.” Did you???? Says she’s gonna do some danceeeen and walk the dog and then cuts to “so I did that” but her stupid brain thinks it’s fine to just say that she did and then acts out when her videos do poorly.
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Let's not forget that we're talking about someone who put their phone in a bag and latched it on to a ceiling fan in order to game the system into thinking she was doing whatever human steps or exercise required in pokemon go.
 
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