🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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MysticMisty said:
Or that time he took a local prostitute to Cheesecake Factory and only had enough money leftover for a striptease.
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And he was mad he took a hooker to a restaurant and she dared order alcohol. I actually suspect she had him pegged as someone on a tight budget, and deliberately ran up the tab so she wouldn't have to fuck him.
 
DrJonesHat said:
And he was mad he took a hooker to a restaurant and she dared order alcohol. I actually suspect she had him pegged as someone on a tight budget, and deliberately ran up the tab so she wouldn't have to fuck him.
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Hey, hey, hey! It's one thing if you're a whore, but if you sip a Pinot Noir that's a step too far!
 
SojuDrnkr said:
Hey, hey, hey! It's one thing if you're a whore, but if you sip a Pinot Noir that's a step too far!
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He also got cranky she ordered more food than he thought she should. I mean, if you're on someone else's dime and they're not really nice, why not take advantage of the situation (and them)?
 
That poor woman had to watch him baby bird food and was expected to touch his dick.

Honestly I’m surprised she wasn’t double-fisting wine bottles.
 
DrJonesHat said:
And he was mad he took a hooker to a restaurant and she dared order alcohol. I actually suspect she had him pegged as someone on a tight budget, and deliberately ran up the tab so she wouldn't have to fuck him.
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Even if she didn't run up the bill, and went with the bare minimums Russ was expecting (cheapest entree, no appetizer, no dessert, maybe not even a soda to drink, only water), who knows if Russ even would've had enough for at least a handy in the first place. Knowing Russ, I would not put it past him to buy the cheapest hooker service available just to haul her out for dinner, expect that this solid 10 would immediately fall in love with him in under two hours, and fuck him for free.
 
DrJonesHat said:
He also got cranky she ordered more food than he thought she should. I mean, if you're on someone else's dime and they're not really nice, why not take advantage of the situation (and them)?
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Obviously they want to use him for his 4-figure salary.
 
Battlecruiser3000ad said:
How is there not a very handsome paralyzed German named Rüssel Grier who kicked his disability's ass, coming to the concentration camp to gloat at female prisoners, telling them they deserve it for rejecting his offer for a better life?
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More like he'd be a super studly prisoner and the camp would be run by some Nazified version of Taylor Swift (I'm picturing a young looking version of General Engel from Wolfenstein) and she'd notice him standing out from all the other prisoners after he wrote a song for her and she'd invite him to stay in her warden's quarters and run his own camp with only 10/10 Jewish babes.

Holy hell, I feel like I need to scrub myself after writing that.
 
WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
More like he'd be a super studly prisoner and the camp would be run by some Nazified version of Taylor Swift (I'm picturing a young looking version of General Engel from Wolfenstein) and she'd notice him standing out from all the other prisoners after he wrote a song for her and she'd invite him to stay in her warden's quarters and run his own camp with only 10/10 Trump's Chosen babes.

Holy hell, I feel like I need to scrub myself after writing that.
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Someone please photoshop Taylor's head onto a poster of Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS. That movie even has a man who conquers the Nazi Ice Queen with the power of his exceptional dick.
 
I stop reading the thread for a bit because the "going to court for harassment" plot line is dragging on and i come back to "screenplay featuring romance during the holocaust".

What fucking timeline is this?
 
Walking Clock said:
The Holocaust script is very much in line with his pop music. Both are utterly banal, filled with the most basic of cliches and aphorisms. Pop doesn't have to be deep, it probably shouldn't be to be successful, but if Russ only produced vanilla pop and had a mediocre wanna be pop stars sing his songs, none of us would follow him.
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He'd have to work to be even mediocre. He doesn't even know the form of a pop song.
 
Lain of the Wired said:
I stop reading the thread for a bit because the "going to court for harassment" plot line is dragging on and i come back to "screenplay featuring romance during the holocaust".

What fucking timeline is this?
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We are in the dark times, but there is light at the end of the gaping maw of his face. Be patient, shit will flow.
 
StinkySnack said:
Speaking of the court date. Any updates on that? We get a big dump of information from someone in the know, and then pretty much nothing but silence after that.
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Still on for June 22.

CITATION #: D13504907 SHERIFF #: LEA #: 20OR10785 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 54 PRETRIAL CONFERENCE ORE 201900105 Other Misdemeanor OREM CITY ATTY: SUMMERS, D VS. GREER, RUSSELL G ATTY: GAILEY, HARVEY D OTN: DOB: 03/07/1991 *********, ********* SKORDAS, GREGORY G MB - ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION HARASSMENT - 12/15/19 MB - ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION HARASSMENT - 01/14/20
 
BIG DADDY said:
It’s a really weird mix of mild autism, extreme narcissism, below average IQ and the entire spectrum of cluster b personality disorders. He’s such a fake human that every time he posts on social media it technically counts as a failed attempt at the Turing test
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Might be a good idea to run a Voight-Kampff test on him to see if he's a Replicant. Obviously he couldn't be a Nexus-6 series Replicant, unless some catastrophic failure happened while they had him in the vat, since he doesn't have superior speed, strength, agility, intelligence, etc. But he might be a Nexus-4 or 5 since he's a pussy and a coward...who was a result of a catastrophic failure while they were growing him in the vat. Even if he wasn't a Skinjob, I'm sure any Blade Runner would be forgiven for retiring him.
 
Russ gets owned by the U.S. District Court and vents his frustrations in a Google review.

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He would have posted this at approximately 5 a.m. MDT.
 
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