🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Earthworm Foucault said:
Holy shit, good catch there! Timestamp is at 4:11 for anyone curious.
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That fucking terrible tattoo kills me every time, and since nothing fits her at this point we're seeing it more and more
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rainpetalseavesdrop said:
Chantal is embarrassed about herself in the real world. She doesn't like randoms hearing what she orders from the drive thru and tries to find secluded spots for her binges. No way she would risk real people hearing her gasping for air - she can't delete negative reactions of her there.
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It tells us that life sometimes works in mysterious ways. If Chantal was the skinny legends she wants to be, she would be an unbearable narcissistic plague on society. Gluttony led to super morbid obesity which led her to become a misanthropic shut in isolated from the world around her. This all happened in times where Youtube exists and can serve as an outlet for her narcissism. In another era, she would have been condemned to near complete anonymity and the world at large would have never been able to enjoy the freak show that she is. She is simply a perfect storm of lolcowdom.
 
More wizardly death thunkery ahead:

With how badly she's huffing and puffing just walking to a bench, her tortuous food intake, lack of gall bladder, and her reputation for shitting outside in parking lots...

Could she croak while unloading in a nearby arbys parking lot at 3 am? Can you imagine the news article? Many a infamous individual has died while on the can and why not the gravy queen too?

It could even happen during a livestream!

Mr Foster said:
It looks like the queen in a terrible novelty deck of cards.
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I just had a terribly autistic idea.

A cow themed deck of cards for the next merch run.

Cwc as king of hearts
Null as the ace of spades
Jack salmonella scalfani as the jack of clubs

Let your own autism fill in the rest.
 
Wyzzerd said:
More wizardly death thunkery ahead:

With how badly she's huffing and puffing just walking to a bench, her tortuous food intake, lack of gall bladder, and her reputation for shitting outside in parking lots...

Could she croak while unloading in a nearby arbys parking lot at 3 am? Can you imagine the news article? Many a infamous individual has died while on the can and why not the gravy queen too?

It could even happen during a livestream!


I just had a terribly autistic idea.

A cow themed deck of cards for the next merch run.

Cwc as king of hearts
Null as the ace of spades
Jack salmonella scalfani as the jack of clubs

Let your own autism fill in the rest.
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Dying in a pile of your own undigested shit is a new low, even for our cow. As much as she is obviously on her (bedbound) deathbed, I don't want her to croak too early, she's the most entertaining out of our holy deathfat trinity.
 
Wtf, she still didn't throw away those boxes that have stayed in the house for over a month now and that got liquid shat on by one of her cats?

Edit: "I smelled ethnic food when I got out of the house, white people food is too boring" :story: The hell

Edit #2: 490 calories for a sandwich from Starbucks, wtf
 
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Not to sperg but I can't believe someone is really willing to die for fast food of all things. If she really was the ~luxurious~ prosciutto and premium Gouda queen she thinks she is, I'd have marginally more respect for her decision to eat herself to death.

But for some fucking nasty chili cheese dogs and whatever other crap??? Doesn't compute at all. Arby's in particular tastes like rancid ass and I'm not sorry about it.
 
She says she has breathing problems "beyond being overweight"

No, woman, your breathing problems are solely becase you are super fucking overweight. She sounded like she was going into labor when she walked in that park


And lol, apparently she heard two people trash talking her in french but she understood that
 
Chantal could make money creating those 1-A-day calendars.

365 Excuses: Why eating fast food everyday is healthy.


Damn that fuckin breathing gorl.....

Damn that denial gorl....
 
moron said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fW75rIFV_G8DAY TRIP VLOG AND FULL DAY OF EATING
May 21, 2020
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The funniest part of this is her accusing her house of having a ghost because a chicken nugget was by the patio door...ya know not like she has 3 cats living with her that could have stolen it nope it’s a ghost


also her comment about “I got outside and I could smell ethnic foods, I know it’s not white people food cause that has no scent (I think French, Italian and Greek people would disagree) and now I’m craving that” - so she’s using the smell of someone else’s food to justify a future binge.
 
it's so funny how she couldn't even come up with a good lie. she got fatshamed by some french people but luckily she's so smart and bilingual that she caught the word "huge". so they called her huge and stared at her? she is huge. that's not fatshaming, it's obvious. and obviously they were staring because she's so hot and they were trying to work up the nerve to bang her. she should have spiced it up a lil, added a spicy comeback or their kayak getting struck by lightning moments after. she really missed out on a 'beanbag in a hurry' moment there.

more lies: claims she weighed in at 388.7 (didn't video it ofc) and her highest weight was 395 (or around that)
 
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