Jonathan Yaniv / "Jessica Simpson" / @trustednerd / trustednerd.com / JY Knows It / JY British Columbia - Canada's Best Argument Against Transgender Self-Identification

[muh_moobs]

Ahem. Canadians measure in centimeters.
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And now we know why.

Do you actually know? Trudeau Sr. hated America so much he tried to switch everything to metric so we could be more "European". Then he got voted out and the initiative came to a screeching halt.

Spoiler: Egg

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Too big! That egg shell gives him like an extra inch!

 

[LilNuTTz]

Hes making it look a lot bigger than it really is, his fat pad is being pushed back and hes pulling up on it, i wouldnt be surprised if it was only 4 or even less, It is super stumpy too. This explains why it kept slipping out of that girl. Nature has a way of making sure the bad seeds cant get planted!

 

[Just Here for A and H]

You can actually see the scrape scars from the rabbi's teeth on the glans.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

It is from a Lesbian dating app, so yes he is on there as a woman.

I know dating is hard if you’re trans, but they need to accept it and face reality. The amount of cluelessness on display here is truly stunning.

I refuse to address this thing with female pronouns.

 

[heatboss]

It is from a Lesbian dating app, so yes he is on there as a woman.

jesus christ this really isn't it chief.

I've been dealing with onision's onlyfans shit but holy fuck this is 100000000000000000% more worse.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

Spoiler

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The amount of time I could withstand looking at that thing was very short, much like his dick

 

[Aqua Panda]

Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!

Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

MY EYES. THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING

 

[Easy Peasy]

Of course hes flashing his "girldick" (kill me) on a lesbian dating app. Just awesome twanz gal things!

 

[Hal]

gross fat chode

 

[JasonMetloney]

Post a photo in the 'Off-Topic' forum.

We'll tell you.

Do you know what a fucking joke is you sped.

Edit: Alright fine I'm sorry I even tried to be funny, my bad.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

It’s clearly false, as we know Yaniv is intersex and has both fully functional organs.

 

[HumanHive]

"I'm not your dick, cock."
"I'm not your cock, rod."
"Well, I'm not your rod, member!"
"And I'm not your member, joystick!"
"I'm not your joystick, dick!"

 

[Short Stack]

"Amy Hamm sexually assaulted me taking a pic of me in a bathroom stall"
followed by
"Here's a pic of my micro dick for the world to see"
He isn't in a parallel reality...he's in his own...all by himself

 

[Spastic Colon]

Of course hes flashing his "girldick" (kill me) on a lesbian dating app. Just awesome twanz gal things!

But how will a lesbian know that she doesn't like "girl dick" if she's never tried it? Genital preferences are so 2019. In 2020, calling it a "girl dick" will magically make lesbians hot for penis. What a time to be alive, indeed!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

And y'all know

"Amy Hamm sexually assaulted me taking a pic of me in a bathroom stall"
followed by
"Here's a pic of my micro dick for the world to see"
He isn't in a parallel reality...he's in his own...all by himself

She could get off (as it were) by saying she doesn't own a macro lens.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

He needs his pubes waxed because otherwise he can’t find it through the hair.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Taking a page from Onision's book I see, except one-upping him by actually showing his ladybenis.

Your move, Onion.

 

[Easy Peasy]

But how will a lesbian know that she doesn't like "girl dick" if she's never tried it? Genital preferences are so 2019. In 2020, calling it a "girl dick" will magically make lesbians hot for penis. What a time to be alive, indeed!

Dont forget, the mouth feel is different too!

 

[Baguette Child]

Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:

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I dunno if you can actually classify that as a penis. Looks more like some kind of freakish vegetable.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I dunno if you can actually classify that as a penis. Looks more like some kind of freakish vegetable.

There is a fungus amongus and it ain't a chungus.