💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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LeeLoo said:
Wow...check out the hashtags on his latest video. He is absolutely, positively fucking disgusting.
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"#NoAnalGaping" ?

Perhaps he'll share more about the things he's missing out on, that Zoomer Baes are missing out on, too.
 
Lucas has gone full Jabba The Hutt I see, even has the greybeard look he constantly envies
LeeLoo said:
And in one video he creepily talks about college age joggers on the park being A +...and at the end of the videos he makes a slurping noise. He is more nauseating than anything I’ve ever encountered in my life.
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Anyone speak Wern and know what the fuck this means?
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PrincessKidana said:
Anyone speak Wern and know what the fuck this means?
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Possible translations:

"Girls should, and do not, conform to my sexual desires."

"I'd love to celebrate my daughter's first period by raw dogging her from behind."

"Women like being fisted, a lot."

"Gimme that poon, bigot."

"It's unnatural that fee-males won't mate with me."

"Those things with poonaners keep me away from their poonaners."
 
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Hey Lucas

Tonight I grilled steak, my girlfriends favorite, with some asparagus and wild rice. The entire meal for two of us cost $14, plus I have leftovers. That’s what you pay for a preroll for yourself. Then you take a soup kitchen dinner at the shelter.

Really makes ya think.
 
LeeLoo said:
Nooooooo!! His bitchin’ sunglasses broke!!
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Looks like hes back to full on schitzo eyes. He literally looks like a mental patient thats been let out on a day pass in that pic

That he thinks that pic makes him look appealing in any way, shape or form speaks for itself as to how delusional and flat out stupid he is
 
WonderWino said:
Looks like hes back to full on schitzo eyes. He literally looks like a mental patient thats been let out on a day pass in that pic

That he thinks that pic makes him look appealing in any way, shape or form speaks for itself as to how delusional and flat out stupid he is
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I occasionally wish I could be in his head....just for a second....so I could look in a mirror and see what he sees. I’ve said it before; he has not one redeeming physical trait. He is unbelievably physically unappealing in every conceivable way. I cannot for the life of me understand what goes through his Abby Normal brain when he posts pics.
 
Stafford Beer Bong said:
Not to mention he looks like he has gained 10-15 lbs since he became homeless. Only in America.
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I noticed yesterday that he has become so fat, his head looks too small for his body. Considering Lucas has an enormous gourd shaped head, imagine how fat one must be to make that abnormally large head look small.
 
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