🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[XH 502]

Well, @Smutley has been dying to see it...

That's as good a reason as any, but the typical reaction will also come in its wake.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

African-American character Nate. He's kind of jive and foul-mouthed, a muscle-bound jock who shies away from steroids because, in his words, "it makes your dick fall off."

Really. Really Connor.

 

[Shiala]

He's actually kind of Asian looking. A cross between Henry Thomas from E.T. and Bruce Lee.

He better have that hat and cape.

 

[Connor Bible]

I think it would be best to devote a thread to Alphaboy in Art and Literature so that it doesn't take up space here.

 

[Hat]

I'm kind of hesitant about posting it due to the dialogue of the African-American character Nate. He's kind of jive and foul-mouthed, a muscle-bound jock who shies away from steroids because, in his words, "it makes your dick fall off." I wasn't intending to be implication-y or anything. Rather, I was attempting to capture a kind of locker room vibe in his interactions with Sean.

Don't worry; it can't be anywhere near as bad as the "smack or crack" nurse or Abe.

 

[Connor Bible]

He better have that hat and cape.

Actually, later in the story, he dons a cape, power armor and a helmet.

 

[Abby]

I'm actually excited to see what Connor's notion of a 'locker room vibe' is. I'm sure he's spent a lot of time in athletic facilities.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm actually excited to see what Connor's notion of a 'locker room vibe' is. I'm sure he's spent a lot of time in athletic facilities.

Macho bullshit, basically. Penis jokes, good-hearted name calling, etc.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

She's fine. I want to let you all know that the first chapter's only a few pages long.

I thought it was seven pages? Let me double check that.

Well, I'm pooped for tonight, and I'm starting to get tired. I'm just about done with the first chapter. I've got 1,493 words so far, which is just over seven pages.

 

[Shiala]

Macho bullshit, basically. Penis jokes, good-hearted name calling, etc.

So things you've seen in movies.

 

[Connor Bible]

I thought it was seven pages? Let me double check that.

It's 2,013 words.

 

[Abby]

Macho bullshit, basically. Penis jokes, good-hearted name calling, etc.

Don't wanna sound like a broken record as I said the same thing with Redesigning Eva and having a female protagonist, but you should try to write what you know. It's solid advice.

Congrats on the math test though. I may actually read the Alphaboy thing.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh, well, look who it is! I've missed mocking you, darling~

For cereals, just post Alphaboy here. I doubt it's long enough to warrant its own thread.

EDIT: Protip, @Connor: steroid use ain't exactly common, especially in high school. I guess that's what happens when you write what you know from TV. . .

 

[DN 420]

Why you stalling

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

It's 2,013 words.

So you've had it done since the first day, and you're trying to buy back into our good graces by giving us content.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Connor you are incapable of understanding anyone but white people.

 

[Hat]

It's 2,013 words.

Post every single one of them here.

 

[Connor Bible]

I had a crazy idea that I would write the first draft of Alphaboy here, in its respective thread.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

It's 2,013 words.

Clever, you gave us a word count equal to both the number of years it'll take for you to complete it and equal to the year in which you started working on it.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

I had a crazy idea that I would write the first draft of Alphaboy here, in its respective thread.

You mean the draft that, by your schedule, is 22,500 words deep so far? A little late to decide that.