🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Ethan has something he could more easily spin as a win yet his paypiggies are squealing in revolt and have to be put down like rabbid curs by the unpaid mods. Also he seemed to have tanked massively in the last few months in terms of views, did i miss anything or did he just slowly rot away naturally?
 
lol at null. He gets frustrated that people are sperging at him about protecting Dick so he goes on to lock Dick's thread. That'll show em for sure. Also, claiming all this shit centers around newproject2, wow.

The correct answer when people are having a shitfit to which you are only tangentially related is to be quiet and slowly back away. If everyone would have done that the day Jesse called in none of this would have happened and the whole thing would have been forgotten. To quote the eternal Scarface, "everybody business ain't ya business".

Ethan fighting PPP? Doubt it will happen but I can't wait.
 
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Also, in response to accusations of Rackets being shady and maybe stealing the golden briefcase. Its not that he'd do something illegal. Rackets has on multiple occasions gloated about how tough it is to get money, that only exist inside the head of a member of british/coked up royalty.
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FTFY :)
 
MeltyTW said:
Ethan has something he could more easily spin as a win yet his paypiggies are squealing in revolt and have to be put down like rabbid curs by the unpaid mods. Also he seemed to have tanked massively in the last few months in terms of views, did i miss anything or did he just slowly rot away naturally?
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What could he spin as a win?
 
Ralph Pussying out on the StreetBeefs Venue.

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I am genuinely relieved Ralph and PPP are not going to fight. The potential for either of them suffering a serious injury is much higher than amateur competitors and could result in someone going on disability and greatly curtailing potential quality of life. The sheer physics of men that heavy trying to grapple is pretty much a recipe for a knee or ankle injury. The prospect of either of these two falling to the mat (especially w/o training on *how* to fall) is a fucking gamble on the integrity of their backs. 5 grand simply isn’t worth the risk.

Going back and watching that Knoxville entrance with Warski demonstrates how Ralph is not properly assessing this sport or its culture. Jesus God that cringe crew standing in the middle of the cage in togas and fucking luchador masks while that stuttering idiot Warski tries to cut a promo like everyone in that arena understood the backstory of him being there. These faggots treated the event like it was a fucking indie pro-wrestling gig taking place in some National Guard Armory, what fucking promoter is interested in that?
 
Pump Meat said:
I am genuinely relieved Ralph and PPP are not going to fight. The potential for either of them suffering a serious injury is much higher than amateur competitors and could result in someone going on disability and greatly curtailing potential quality of life. The sheer physics of men that heavy trying to grapple is pretty much a recipe for a knee or ankle injury. The prospect of either of these two falling to the mat (especially w/o training on *how* to fall) is a fucking gamble on the integrity of their backs. 5 grand simply isn’t worth the risk.

Going back and watching that Knoxville entrance with Warski demonstrates how Ralph is not properly assessing this sport or its culture. Jesus God that cringe crew standing in the middle of the cage in togas and fucking luchador masks while that stuttering idiot Warski tries to cut a promo like everyone in that arena understood the backstory of him being there. These faggots treated the event like it was a fucking indie pro-wrestling gig taking place in some National Guard Armory, what fucking promoter is interested in that?
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But we want them to fight, this fight will feed the blood god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE and we just want to see Ralph get his teeth kicked in by a Canadian NEET who is also an Indian god.
 
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The potential for either of them suffering a serious injury is much higher than amateur competitors and could result in someone going on disability and greatly curtailing potential quality of life
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I fail to see the problem here.
 
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But we want them to fight, this fight will feed the blood god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE and we just want to see Ralph get his teeth kicked in by a Canadian NEET who is also an Indian god.
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Oh it would be a record setting harvest for us. I just lose my nerve when fatbodies disregard the reality of their situation. I mean what a fucking season it would be if Ralph got hurt in the fight and got addicted to pain pills, that jaded spiral into respiratory failure would be a milestone.
 
So I kept hearing people bring up Street Beefs as an option for the venue and I didn't know what the hell that was, in my mind I figured it was just like world star or something. After having looked it up and spending the last hour or so watching matches on youtube, why the fuck is Ralph against doing it at Street Beefs? Its right there in Richmond, its aesthetic is way more in line with internet blood sports than Knoxville would be. I think Ralph is a complete fucking idiot if he does not go for a street beef match. It would be perfect in every way for this shit show.
 
Elric of Melnibone said:
So I kept hearing people bring up Street Beefs as an option for the venue and I didn't know what the hell that was, in my mind I figured it was just like world star or something. After having looked it up and spending the last hour or so watching matches on youtube, why the fuck is Ralph against doing it at Street Beefs? Its right there in Richmond, its aesthetic is way more in line with internet blood sports than Knoxville would be. I think Ralph is a complete fucking idiot if he does not go for a street beef match. It would be perfect in every way for this shit show.
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Ralph never wanted to fight PPP

At least not after he sobered up.
 
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