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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Lol you already do, Jack
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the hackers with third world country accents are back!

Fat Jack must've tried to buy likes again and got phished. I hope it's by the same Bangladeshi man; he was a better curator than him IMO.
How long until Jack Jr is out on the streets turning tricks for MaryKay?

Also, Melaleuca? Did Tammy's bull buy this for Jack?
If he forces Jr. to try and go out for this shit, he might actually go all wayward son and leave like Garret did. It's clear Jr. hates him to some degree already and being forced to further prop up his lazy jobless leech of a sperm donor by helping him do something he's too lazy to?

Might make him just tell the narcissist he'll die unloved and unimportant and walk out.
 
why's jack even complaining about the CWJ FB page getting hacked again?

last time this happened he mentioned how he didn't mind because he ended up getting a bunch more followers (completely ignoring the fact that they were all bots or bangladeshis)
 
why's jack even complaining about the CWJ FB page getting hacked again?

last time this happened he mentioned how he didn't mind because he ended up getting a bunch more followers (completely ignoring the fact that they were all bots or bangladeshis)
He can't get attention from his boomer friends and brag about his godliness is my guess. He's such a loser that it's a big part of his life.
 
why's jack even complaining about the CWJ FB page getting hacked again?

last time this happened he mentioned how he didn't mind because he ended up getting a bunch more followers (completely ignoring the fact that they were all bots or bangladeshis)

He's probably on some sucker list of retards now who can easily be punked like this. So unless he wises up it will just keep happening. Him being Jack, he will never wise up.
 
If he forces Jr. to try and go out for this shit, he might actually go all wayward son and leave like Garret did.
Id love that arc but honestly Jr, I think, quit college because he needed to come back and stay at home to take care of his fat worthless stroked out boomer dad, because Jack would rather eat cheetoes than try to retain use of his dominant hand/arm. Although that may have been a blessing in disguise since I believe Jack Jr was going to seminary school to be a pastor or something.
 
Id love that arc but honestly Jr, I think, quit college because he needed to come back and stay at home to take care of his fat worthless stroked out boomer dad, because Jack would rather eat cheetoes than try to retain use of his dominant hand/arm. Although that may have been a blessing in disguise since I believe Jack Jr was going to seminary school to be a pastor or something.
did jr even go to college? i think he started working at moe's right after high school
 
there is no way jr was going to play football at ohio state

sounds like some BS rumor floated by jack
Oh god, I could believe Jack out of entitled rage demanded Jr. drop when he didn't make the cut for the team. I can believe he's that petty and selfish, and the moment his son didn't make it was the moment he gave up and just wanted him to make money he can take and use for himself.

He is a massive pile of shit, I could believe this.
 
Junior was pursuing a bowling scholarship. Jack has mentioned it two or three times during his livestreams.

And it appears Jack has retaken control of his Facebook page.

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lol some boomer lady at his church was able to figure it out while mr. tech time had no idea what to do. also,
Another shitty boomer restaurant app review
video starts with jack bitching about places still being closed and how he hates that restaurants will have to take extra steps to ensure they are sanitized

"real restaurants will open next week." huh?

tammy says she doesn't want any shrimp but jacks insists on ordering it. "DON'T BE TOUCHING MY SHRIMP THEN!"

----5 minutes of jack struggling with the app and coughing-----

jack finally finishes with the app and throws a fit because it kept asking him for a coupon code and wouldn't submit his order. he's visibly angry that he had to call in his order

surprise. extra dressing and extra butter for the scalfanis

jack gets annoyed that the sun is shining on him

after eating, jack now "doesn't care" that the app didn't work because the service was good. i'm gonna assume he changed his mind because apparently the person who brought out the food told jack he watches the show
 
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