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- Feb 21, 2016
Greg doesn't want women to be wet, because it makes his pee pee feel small and grosses him out.Gross. I picture Gerg's skills on par with a dog lapping up water. Or, more like a dog licking all the juice off a piece of meat, and occasionally sloppily gnawing on it. The very thought would hurt my lady bits, but it's not like he gives girls face, at all, so I know it's probably only happened once or twice.
Given that, I can only imagine what he thinks going down on a woman actually IS. He describes it in the most childish terms - "put her mouth on her", etc - which leads me to beleive that he thinks that's all it is. Simply place your mouth on her lady parts. She should be screaming with joy, and dry as a bone! That's how grown ups have sex!