💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Uncle Meat said:
I wonder how much of his sloppiness is because of his stroke? When I watch him add ingredients, it looks like he has very little control of his hand. He goes to shake in a little garlic powder and a whole bunch comes pouring out. He stirs in corn starch slowly to make a slurry and it takes him like six steps just to pick up the container and put it back and stir and pick up and put back... It's like watching someone try to cook with their right hand tied behind his back. I shudder to think what dicing a carrot would look like. His knife skills must be horrible. It's a wonder he hasn't stabbed himself.
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He did :story:
 
“Just cause we did it in history does not always mean we should do it again. #holocost” —Jack Scalfani

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Edit: @A Big Bumbling Black Man pointed out that it’s #holocost, not #holocaust.
 
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Does anyone have any idea what kind of work Tammy does? Between eating out every day, the endless new appliances, and the tithing they probably give their murderous pastor, I am wondering how they are able to keep their head above water? Jack's failed sauce line and Youtube channel certainly aren't contributing much.

edit: Nevermind, I'm a retard.
 
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Jack mentions their trash day in detail. Funny because this video belongs there as well.

He brings up food spoilage. Word of advice for other Kiwis, if you are frugal and buy only what you need, you will rarely, if ever, need to throw out spoiled food. Jack lowkey admits that he's a gluttonous coward.

Stroke-brain stumbles on describing chicken breast tenderloins and keeps up with his gay shit by making cowgirl chicken salad.

I live in a somewhat bigger city and have yet to have anything missing or short at the supermarkets.

After talking about food spoilage, Jack decides to make a recipie that is comprised mostly of things that can spoil.

Jack again sends Tammy out to get infected with Rona just so he can do something on YouTube. Just wait it out, Big T. He'll keel over any day now.

Jack mentions seasoning in the recipe he stole, but instead uses the blend he picked up from his trip to South Carolina, which is pointless to the viewers since the majority won't be able to go to that shop to begin with.

Jack forgets what he's making.

The recipe calls for the seasoning to be added to the chicken before cooking, but Jack says fuck it, and adds it to the sour cream and Greek yogurt.

Jack says he likes mixing with a fork, knowing full well that mixing with your hands is faster and more thorough...but...nevermind that now.

Holy shit the end result looks like someone took a shit in a leaf of romaine lettuce and then rubbed one out over the turd.
 
Chicken tenderloins are not "the best part of the chicken breast"

Retard thinks it's beef

Edit. He spends a lot of time explaining that he has this package of chicken in his fridge that's starting to go bad so he has to eat it.

Really not necessary you tell us the origins of your packaged chicken, Jack

Also, Real Lime is an abomination along with jar garlic
 
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captkrisma said:
He brings up food spoilage. Word of advice for other Kiwis, if you are frugal and buy only what you need, you will rarely, if ever, need to throw out spoiled food. Jack lowkey admits that he's a gluttonous coward.
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Absolute absurdity, especially when you consider it was an unopened family size portion. It was only a week or two ago that he was complaining about markets limiting the amount of meat a customer could purchase per visit, and here he is discussing how wasteful the household happens to be.
 
captkrisma said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z7NPJABeFkA
Jack mentions their trash day in detail. Funny because this video belongs there as well.

He brings up food spoilage. Word of advice for other Kiwis, if you are frugal and buy only what you need, you will rarely, if ever, need to throw out spoiled food. Jack lowkey admits that he's a gluttonous coward.

Stroke-brain stumbles on describing chicken breast tenderloins and keeps up with his gay shit by making cowgirl chicken salad.

I live in a somewhat bigger city and have yet to have anything missing or short at the supermarkets.

After talking about food spoilage, Jack decides to make a recipie that is comprised mostly of things that can spoil.

Jack again sends Tammy out to get infected with Rona just so he can do something on YouTube. Just wait it out, Big T. He'll keel over any day now.

Jack mentions seasoning in the recipe he stole, but instead uses the blend he picked up from his trip to South Carolina, which is pointless to the viewers since the majority won't be able to go to that shop to begin with.

Jack forgets what he's making.

The recipe calls for the seasoning to be added to the chicken before cooking, but Jack says fuck it, and adds it to the sour cream and Greek yogurt.

Jack says he likes mixing with a fork, knowing full well that mixing with your hands is faster and more thorough...but...nevermind that now.

Holy shit the end result looks like someone took a shit in a leaf of romaine lettuce and then rubbed one out over the turd.
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The best part of this video is Jack explaining that Tammy sent him this while he was working (??????????). I want to know what classifies as work to him and why he and Tammy are communicating via their phones when they're in the same house (obviously because they're fat)
 
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