💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[stets]

looks absolutely vile

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IKMJ8_0--M

Why the hell would someone want a ripoff recipe of Olive Garden? Or worse, Panera? I know this guy is pandering to uncultured rubes, but fucking hell. That’s the last thing that any decent chef would want to try to recreate. Even with the shutdown this food is readily available for takeout, and it’s probably the first place his audience of obese middle-age housewives ordered from.

 

[desudesu]

Jack is as straight as an arrow.

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It's so annoying whenever he does that mouth covering thing with his hand like a little bitch.

 

[captkrisma]

Whew lads...

Spoiler: Notes

Jack once again profits off the dead with a live chat about the jogger murdered in Georgia.

Jack opens with talking about the murder for literally one minute before he goes on a rant about filming vertically. Nice.

"Coming from California, I don't know what racism is". Sure Jack, and the stuff you said in Atlanta was all in our imagination.

Jack speculates about the murder while everyone in youtube chat tries to justify his murder.

Jack says the next JotG is going to be at a sit-down restaurant in Lebanon, TN.

Jack says curbside has to be ready when he's there and it has to be warm. This implies that Jack eats his meals almost as soon as he gets them in his car. The hunger can not be sated.

Jack admits he doesn't wear a mask. Fucking great.

"Whats the weirdest thing you've ate?" Surprisingly no one suggests Jack eat a bag of dicks for profiting off a dead man.

 

[Professor Iris]

This is what you'd see if you were sucking Jack's dick

Legends say that he ejaculates Party Cheese Salad.

 

[Adamska]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S4_BOSQ-MUIWhew lads...

Spoiler: Notes

Jack once again profits off the dead with a live chat about the jogger murdered in Georgia.

Jack opens with talking about the murder for literally one minute before he goes on a rant about filming vertically. Nice.

"Coming from California, I don't know what racism is". Sure Jack, and the stuff you said in Atlanta was all in our imagination.

Jack speculates about the murder while everyone in youtube chat tries to justify his murder.

Jack says the next JotG is going to be at a sit-down restaurant in Lebanon, TN.

Jack says curbside has to be ready when he's there and it has to be warm. This implies that Jack eats his meals almost as soon as he gets them in his car. The hunger can not be sated.

Jack admits he doesn't wear a mask. Fucking great.

"Whats the weirdest thing you've ate?" Surprisingly no one suggests Jack eat a bag of dicks for profiting off a dead man.

I chose to report it due to the sheer balls of being a scumbag using a death to trick people into clicking it. Misleading as fuck Fatboy, that's a real reason and I'll just state here since I know you read this thread that I will keep doing this each time you try this shit.

And yes, I reported the previous shitty soup for using a stolen thumbnail too.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Jack says the next JotG is going to be at a sit-down restaurant in Lebanon, TN.

I'm just surprised he is willing to go anywhere called Lebanon.

 

[Aaway]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S4_BOSQ-MUIWhew lads...

Spoiler: Notes

Jack once again profits off the dead with a live chat about the jogger murdered in Georgia.

Jack opens with talking about the murder for literally one minute before he goes on a rant about filming vertically. Nice.

"Coming from California, I don't know what racism is". Sure Jack, and the stuff you said in Atlanta was all in our imagination.

Jack speculates about the murder while everyone in youtube chat tries to justify his murder.

Jack says the next JotG is going to be at a sit-down restaurant in Lebanon, TN.

Jack says curbside has to be ready when he's there and it has to be warm. This implies that Jack eats his meals almost as soon as he gets them in his car. The hunger can not be sated.

Jack admits he doesn't wear a mask. Fucking great.

"Whats the weirdest thing you've ate?" Surprisingly no one suggests Jack eat a bag of dicks for profiting off a dead man.

"i don't know what racism is"

says the guy who pretended to be chased in the streets of LA, joked about a mexican restaurant being next to a lawn mower shop, said the line at king taco reminded him of the unemployment line, saw a group of black guys hanging out in atlanta and figured they were dealing drugs, and has made numerous comments in regards to not being able to film at restaurants because of illegal immigrants, among many other racist remarks

also, lol @ jack saying he's not racist because he used to DJ in black clubs and had hispanic friends

 

[Marissa Moira]

Has Jack ever done a hot sauce episode?

 

[Religion is Dead]

Has Jack ever done a hot sauce episode?

He put cayenne pepper in his eye once, if that counts for anything.

 

[Zhoban]

looks absolutely vile

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IKMJ8_0--M

I have literally never seen anyone set a whole uncut bushel of kale on top of a broth and call it done. This guy has no idea how to handle vegetables. It's like how most 10-year-olds interpret a recipe.

 

[Super Hans]

I'm just surprised he is willing to go anywhere called Lebanon.

"Wasn't there something with Reagan and a Lebanon? Reagan was a great president... Lebanon must be cool too."

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Has Jack ever done a hot sauce episode?

He strikes me as the kind of guy who talks mad shit about being able to eat spicy stuff but cannot handle Tabasco.

 

[Marissa Moira]

He strikes me as the kind of guy who talks mad shit about being able to eat spicy stuff but cannot handle Tabasco.

I just had an experience eating one of those ghost pepper/Carolina reaper sauces at a local eatery on chicken. My mouth intensely itched afterwards and the spicy sensation stayed on my tongue for a good long while. I think it took a layer of skin off.

It felt like I bit down on a can of pepperspray.

 

[John Carmack]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=S4_BOSQ-MUIWhew lads...

Spoiler: Notes

Jack once again profits off the dead with a live chat about the jogger murdered in Georgia.

Jack opens with talking about the murder for literally one minute before he goes on a rant about filming vertically. Nice.

"Coming from California, I don't know what racism is". Sure Jack, and the stuff you said in Atlanta was all in our imagination.

Jack speculates about the murder while everyone in youtube chat tries to justify his murder.

Jack says the next JotG is going to be at a sit-down restaurant in Lebanon, TN.

Jack says curbside has to be ready when he's there and it has to be warm. This implies that Jack eats his meals almost as soon as he gets them in his car. The hunger can not be sated.

Jack admits he doesn't wear a mask. Fucking great.

"Whats the weirdest thing you've ate?" Surprisingly no one suggests Jack eat a bag of dicks for profiting off a dead man.

19:48 "Can you give a shout out to Jo Ella Liles?"

She was his pastor's murder victim.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Has anyone had the actual version of that Olive Garden soup? It sounds so heavy.

I just had an experience eating one of those ghost pepper/Carolina reaper sauces at a local eatery on chicken. My mouth intensely itched afterwards and the spicy sensation stayed on my tongue for a good long while. I think it took a layer of skin off.

It felt like I bit down on a can of pepperspray.

Cool story bro...glad it's relevant.

 

[Aaway]

so jack has close to 500k subs but his videos only average around 5-6k views

however, take a look at his "how to make money on youtube" videos. those seem to barely be pulling in even 1k views. for example, the one he posted last week only has 617 views. and the week before that? 969 views

even the ones he posted a month ago barely have 1k views

makes me think that 1. most people watch his videos because they want cringe/comedy and 2. people know better than to take youtube advice from a 2x stroked out boomer who can't do anything right

 

[Uncle Meat]

Three times too much meat. Three times too many potatoes. 1/2 the clear liquid needed. And he never tasted it as he spiced it. Just dumped piles of spices in. He forgot any Italian spices though. I guess he expected Jimmy Dean to take care of that. But Jimmy ain't Italian.

 

[Festivus]

"Wasn't there something with Reagan and a Lebanon? Reagan was a great president... Lebanon must be cool too."

You're giving him way too much credit. He's a classic Conservative who knows nothing about Reagan but still worships him.

 

[AnOminous]

How does the bacon look raw? How did he manage that feat?

You aren't going to get every little bit.

"This is really good" says Jack before everyone starts projectile vomiting. Kill yourself, Jack.

He's a classic Conservative who knows nothing about Reagan but still worships him.

He is not a classic anything. He is a fat fuck.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He is not a classic anything. He is a fat fuck.

He's a classic example of what happens if you pig out for years on end without any concept of moderation or consideration for what you're actually putting in your body.