🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Perspicacity]

Are you saying it's not simping if you get pussy in the end?

Obviously if the Prom King gets pussy it's chad.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Are you saying it's not simping if you get pussy in the end?

Think it's more prostitution if money is involved and just getting some otherwise. Why would it be simping to hit on someone or try to lure them with words?

 

[soft kitty]

We get it, PPP is fat. Do you have anything else to contribute other than this galaxy-brained hot take?

I would not have sex with him.

 

[instythot]

Yeah, maddox crony tries gay ops, Dick responds so poorly he looks like a sperg, he calls in his e-friends for backup, it fails harder, the maddox surrogate side then one-ups the spergery by claiming there's a massive conspiracy revolving around Dick's patreon alternative, and if you don't make a video talking about how Dick is the biggest exceptional who ever lived, you're part of the conspiracy.

Accurate until the maddox surrogate part. Replace "Maddox surrogate" with "Independent actors trying to drive Ethan Ralph to yet another meltdown" and then close with "this nonsense is inexplicably taken seriously by anybody at all"

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Are you saying it's not simping if you get pussy in the end?

Just skip the debate on whatever buzzword it is, I think most people can agree his behavior was pretty pathetic despite the result.

 

[Had]

I would not have sex with him.

cool story

 

[Niggernerd]

Okay so let me get this straight, okay. Dick acted like an absolute CHAD to get some pussy from a woman, and because of his wording some Discord cabalists think there's a conspiracy after people cheered him on? I guess that's what you get with this side of the internet .

He lives in a dick and fucks mansions. How bigs your dick virgin fat?

 

[Chad Nasty]

if yourre going to call women sluts lusting for and asking for sex after calling them nasty just makes it ring hollow and bitter.


he paid to get a married woman, not chad but not what people deriding dick make it out to be entirely, that person was more commenting on dicks reaction to the situation being awful not the initial situation itself

I used to be bitter about it. But then I just accepted the fact after the fifth time my tinder dates with "good girls" ended up with them gargling my nuts. All the butthurt coming from these people is because they either can't accept that reality or can't participate in it. American woman with ubiquity have exhibited this behavior.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

I used to be bitter about it. But then I just accepted the fact after the fifth time my tinder dates with "good girls" ended up with them gargling my nuts. All the butthurt coming from these people is because they either can't accept that reality or can't participate in it. American woman with ubiquity have exhibited this behavior.

All your posts about sexual encounters are going in my "things that never happened" folder.

 

[Shannon Gaines]

This thread needs a cleaning.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kyCKEFdse0k two hours fellas. Metokur and PPP talk about...something I have no clue what.

 

[soft kitty]

This thread needs a cleaning.

Let it burn.

 

[Had]

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wait what..

 

[Love Machine]

Null says its his bed time, is he really not going to watch with us?

 

[I.C_Wiener]

guys i dont know zoom despite being on streams with him before. i dont know zoom at all despite giving ralph legal advice on how to deal with him during ralphs memeolgy days

 

[Chad Nasty]

All your posts about sexual encounters are going in my "things that never happened" folder.

If thats how you gotta cope, go for it.

 

[Jester69]

Dick Masterson: "I live in a mansion!"
>It's a minecraft dirt-block building in a desert biome

Dick Masterson: "I have threesomes all the time!"
>M'lady may I perchance partake in kissing your delectable toes?

Dick Masterson: "Zoom is a funny guy."
>I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

 

[soft kitty]

Are you saying it's not simping if you get pussy in the end?

Yes. That goes directly against the definition of simping.

 

[Perspicacity]

I used to be bitter about it. But then I just accepted the fact after the fifth time my tinder dates with "good girls" ended up with them gargling my nuts. All the butthurt coming from these people is because they either can't accept that reality or can't participate in it. American woman with ubiquity have exhibited this behavior.

If your fucking sluts, you are obviously looking for sluts to fuck. Now..... Absolutely no one is interested in your sexual escapades here, fuck off.

 

[Niggernerd]

Null says its his bed time, is he really not going to watch with us?

He has to wake up early to make breakfast at the home for wayword kiwi chickadees