🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
    688
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GrinningCat said:
If PPP and Ralph fight... Mother of god wherever the impact zone is it'll probably sink the US as if one of them falls, it'll make a domino effect with the other and we'll have two massive earthquakes from their collective gunts.
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A computer simulation of this possible outcome
 
Sheryl Nome said:
I vote Godwinson.

There's no way he has that much money
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I seem to remember Godwinson saying that he is a teacher for his day job, he's probably not making more than 30k gbp a year. Although he could be teaching at a private school or have other ways of making money idk.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
One has weight more evenly distributed on their body, the other one has larger fat pockets to absorb some hits. It'll come down to stamina. Both are pretty long winded so it could be either mans fight.
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PPP could literally trip and fall on Ralph, and Ralph wouldn't be able to lift him off. Then Ralph would smother under PPP's fat folds and die.
 
I can give a play by play of the fight before it even happens:

Ralph will surge ahead like a drunkard trying to beat up a cop, and since PPP doesn't have a taser or a gun, he'll have to just hope his gunt can withstand.

After Ralph is gassed from pressing on, PPP will take a couple swings at Ralph while he gasps for air.

After about 5 punches, most awkward and not good, PPP will just start clinching Ralph

Ralph is too tired to do anything

Ref seperates them and then stare each other down for the rest of the fight until the fight is called a unanimous draw and the ref also has to say: "no refunds pls".
 
Simply Outplayed said:
I seem to remember Godwinson saying that he is a teacher for his day job, he's probably not making more than 30k gbp a year. Although he could be teaching at a private school or have other ways of making money idk.
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Imagine believing that Godwinson, who lives in the UK and says the shit he does online, actually has a job.
 
One brings seething, one brings the ops
Two-toned shitposts tumbling through time
Three days wasted, ten cast aside
Fourth-man knowing, no third in sight
One brings seething, one brings the ops
One fun future no one survives
On their gunts, away we fly
 
If Josh ends up making this happen I might have to eat a lemon and donate to his NP2!

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TiltdownDove said:
It's made me learn a valuable lesson, and that's humor is like communism. Ideally, everyone gets it, but in reality my life is better off just playing Runescape.
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Lumbridge gang rise up!


Two fatasses are gonna fight it out? Hopefully neither pulls a Donga.
 
Is nashville 2.0 about to happen?

Tag team showdown Dick and Ralph vs PPP and Godwinson?
Who's got aids, who fudges their paperwork this time? Will Ralph be allowed to ride his walmart scooter into the ring?
Find out next tuesday on EGW Rawdog (Extremely Gay Wrasslin)
 
Tokolosh said:
This would have been forgotten by now if the guntcrew wasn't trying so hard to make it go away on Dick's behalf.
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If there's anything retarded about this, it's that. Making things be forgotten is kind of the opposite of the only talent Gunt has.
 
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