🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

    Votes: 107 15.6%

  • Mister Metokur

    Votes: 126 18.3%

  • Warski

    Votes: 73 10.6%

  • ur mom?

    Votes: 151 21.9%

  • Dear Leader

    Votes: 178 25.9%

  • f-slurs

    Votes: 212 30.8%

  • kraut

    Votes: 179 26.0%
  • Total voters
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Flamenco said:
More of something like this. Not him directly but something indirectly. I just kind of let the meme go on, apparently he gets DMs about me to the point he reached out to me, so I'm keeping the details cryptic.
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Flamenco, please do not become yet another one of the Gunts milk fed gimps like Gator.

Next time Ralph fucks up, pillstream 2.0 or screeches a gamer word live on air message Gator and tell him to "clean it up shanny". He has to earn those $300 bucks to pay his rent.
 
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Alright, after listening to Nick's stream and reading through this thread, I think that, at this point, a lot of people here are more invested in this than anyone actually involved. That's fine, so long as you're here to point and laugh. Don't get angry, friends. Just enjoy the ride.

Personally, this whole thing smells like manufactured drama. Too many of the usual Gay Ops™ suspects. Zoom, CRP, and Kraut seem to have a vested interest in stoking this trashfire. You know, some of the most untrustworthy people to ever grace the Farms. One cheated on his wife and forced the woman to have an abortion, one is a split-dick Patebin faggot, and the other is really creepy and might legitimately be a pedophile. I'm reluctant to contribute to any kind of drama or entertainment when any one of them are involved in it by some meaningful way. But all three of them are involved. If they were to fuse into one person they'd be some shitty cross between the Antichrist and Nick Bates. Pun not intended. (There's also Bryan 'Queen of Pole' Dunn trying to inject himself into the drama, like with anything tangentially involving Jim).

Everyone is free to make their own conclusions on this thread. Personally, I think Dick is funny to listen to but also has some issues with who he trusts and how he conducts himself. Nick seems to be only involved in this because he wanted to do a stream with Dick where they'd talk about the texts and have a good show, but when PPP got on it turned into an uncontrollable hell for him, especially since he's used to fairly structured streams.

PPP seems like weaponized autism incarnate, and I have a feeling he was aimed and fired by someone else. Godwinson, though I don't know much about him aside from the fact that he's a filthy Anglo, seems to be more interested in targeting Ralph and Dick was just collateral damage. (I could be wrong, as I said I don't know anything about him)

Ralph seems to be the real target from all this drama, and it seems like nearly everyone involved has some kind of bone to pick with him for some reason or another. Meanwhile Jim is going to be talking to PPP on stream tonight, which should be quite a spectacle if PPP behaves like he did on Nick's stream. I'll likely finish forming my opinion of this mess after I've seen that stream, but as it stands, it looks like the Forces of Darkness have aligned to stir shit up while everyone is bored and in lockdown. Their target? The Gunt.

Meanwhile Jewsh has been caught in the middle of this mess because he runs the Farms. I feel bad for our Errverlord, because no matter what he does, it'll be the wrong thing to those stoking the fire. Don't find it funny/Want to laugh at your friend? Trollshield. Don't want to be involved at all? Conspiracy. Want to open up posts on the thread? Labeled it a trashfire, so obviously you're controlling the narrative. Won't let someone shit up a thread? Censorship.

There's just no winning for him. All he wants to do is eat Borsht (or whatever the national food is where he's at right now) and run his site.

Anyway, that's my long-winded autistic post for the day. Have fun and stay safe, friends.
 
>he's a Shanitor
>on a dlive broadcast
>on an alt-right drama show
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes comments his master Ethan Ralph doesn't like because whenever Ralph gets upset he doesn't pay Shannys rent
>he deletes comments Ethan Ralph doesn't like because they interfere with his discord moderation and basic OBS stream setup prep work he has to do for Ethan Ralph
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out his trailer
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend or be kissed by a girl who is a non degenerate pine cone inserter
>he will never have any real friends
 
Solmyr said:
Can your MAP, Randy Stair loving ass stop posting here. I don't want to be see as on the same side as you or like your posts.
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Tough talk for a fella who just joined today, lmao.

Question: If People's Populist Press is such a winner, why does he need a hoard of newfags to defend him on here? Why can't your boy handle a few jokes about his weight? Ralph gets the same shit all the time.
 
Unog said:
Adding more unreasonable stipulations to it. Classic.

Totally not afraid of the guy, just won't have him on your stream and want the right to his firstborn's soul and his pinkey fingers before you'll fight him.
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Full Out Tonka.
 
Unog said:
Adding more unreasonable stipulations to it. Classic.

Totally not afraid of the guy, just won't have him on your stream and want the right to his firstborn's soul and his pinkey fingers before you'll fight him. Totally reasonable request.
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Ralph is now turning into Tonkasaw! :story:
 
Crystal Golem said:
Full Out Tonka.
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I wonder what he'll do if they agree to those conditions. Ask for him to pay for his lodging and travel fees? And if they agree to that, will he then ask for them to pay for everyone's, not just Ralph's?

I really want to see how long Ralph can keep it up before he has to just flat-out admit he doesn't want to fight the guy.
 
Gangster Talk said:
How optimistic am I for really, really hoping this will actually materialize? I've always wanted to witness two fat internet exceptional individuals in a cage match over e drama, for once it would be spectactular if it actually went down, especially when the two parties are as fat and internet and exceptional as Ethan and PPP.
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Offering Ethan 5000 pounds was a joke by Godwinson, he even said it would be a fight to the death. The video was linked just a couple pages earlier but here is the link again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU-nknbXo24
 
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