🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Auraculum]

Almost as funny as Narcissistic zcelebs thi


>If I just suck jewshs dick I am sure ill get upboated

Honestly, this is fucking sad. You'd think all these "untouchable based Chad fordalulz" ecelebs wouldn't buckle this hard but just wow. I guess keep proving PPP and Godwinson right. I'm just gonna laugh and smh at all of it either way.

How much do I have to pay Null so that every post this guy makes gets an automatic "I am a dumb fag" signature?

 

[Lone Outsider]

Dick reiterating how hot he thinks Mumkey's sex tape is:

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Dick on Liu:

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Spoiler: A hot girl, according to Dick.

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Looking back on it, that would have been a warning as to what a degenerate Dick really is. Praising Mumkey as a chad stallion and Liu as a sexy bae getting that 10 inch D.

What a loser.

 

[GameDevAnon]

are you people being facetious or what the fuck is this

Do you seriously not remember last year when Zoom was blackmailing Ralph to prevent him from talking shit about him, and Ralph went along with it for like 4 months? Then Zoom fucked him over anyway?
I'm not saying that this is 100% for sure the case with Dick, but going by past behavior places it squarely within the realm of possibility.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

>If I just suck jewshs dick I am sure ill get upboated

Hey, if this place is basically reddit, then what does it say about you obsessively crawling back in here?

 

[2021Murder]

I take everything Zoom claims with a grain of salt unless he has some hard evidence to prove otherwise.

Why would you do that? Dick doesn't and look how successful he is. he takes everything zoom says and believes it 100%

Do you seriously not remember last year when Zoom was blackmailing Ralph to prevent him from talking shit about him, and Ralph went along with it for like 4 months? Then Zoom fucked him over anyway?
I'm not saying that this is 100% for sure the case with Dick, but going by past behavior places it squarely within the realm of possibility.

He doesn't remember that; in fact all null remembers is how amazing zoom was and how good of a friend he was to Ralph, if you dare say otherwise you're arguing semantics and he's locking the thread

 

[Bryan Dunn]

if your father was innocent of molesting children then why does his child porn conviction bother you?

Ohman got me! Wow. I better do a flip now. How will I recover!

The trollshield attempt in this thread is pure nectar
>This is all just "forced"
>Reee stop talking about this!
>Jewsh is just great! Dont criticize him!
>All these people are delusional! Dick is a GOD!
>PPP and Godwinson are the REAL lolcows in all this ammirite guys!
>Upboat me upboat me

Absolutely fucking pathetic. After everything ive seen here over the years, this literally degrades this entire site massively. Just laugh at it guys. Its okay to poke fun at your godkings. They will be okay even if they are acting like the fucking world is ending. Im out lol, this is so fucking sad wow

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

P.S. this whole e-drama feels really forced.

That's because it is, have you seen how hard people are trying on here? It's like KPop stans on twitter when they wanna cancel something

 

[GameDevAnon]

So we have an interesting thing going on throughout this whole debacle where people feel the need to be purposely obtuse and constantly reframe this. For what purpose I can't be sure but it's gone a little like this:

OG stream Dick and killstream crew vs. Jesse

Reaction: Jesse is a faggot but did they really need like 8 people going in on him when he could have clearly been handled by one? And what's up with the muting? This just comes off as a bitch move.

Framing: Lol look at these podawful fans! Wow how terrible that Dick looks like a total chad. OMG what a chad. Why do you care?

Reaction: Just asking questions here seemed strange to me. Jeez.

Twitter takes from E-celebs

Reaction: What? Why are all these people that would normally make fun of this just closing ranks around Dick? Isn't any one of these people going to ignore or play it off with a joke? Besides this is just dumb I forgot about it until everybody and they mama had to come out telling me how chad this made him look.

Framing: HAHAHA yeah all those e-celebs are just a big cabal working together to do gay ops. Yeah totally the illuminati bruh

Reaction: Well I didn't say that but you understand that's not out of the realm of possibility right? It's happened before. More likely I just think they're pulling some low-level gay cliquey bullshit I would rag on anyone for.

Godwinson/PPP conspiracy posting

Framing: Ooooh yeah Dick is pulling the strings and threatening to withhold money while doxing everybody. ooooooooOOOOOoooo he's tha bogeymaaaaaaan.

Reaction: Never said any of that shit and the Godwinson/PPP stuff is an admitted overblown troll to get a reaction. That being said though you understand that it doesn't look great with some of these people going to obscene lengths to shield Dick and act like this is a nothing when not talking about it at all would've achieved that goal 1000% better right? I mean all parties involved should know this by now right?

Daytime Thursday

Reaction: Hmmm? Wildsmile is doing a long stream mostly dedicated to this, ROTC is lying about @GameDevAnon after Dick posted a Kiwi Farms Review on twitter, Now the whole little rascals gang minus buckwheat is going to bat for Dick against a bunch of total nobodies? What is going on here what is happening?

Framing: Why do you care dude it's so gaaaaay and nothing?

Reaction: Just asking questions. I just don't get how it's nothing if it keeps getting responses. I mean what would lead someone to post a screenshot from KF on twitter? If only we had a thread to explore this phenomenon and figure out what the motivating factor is? Oh well.

Nighttime Thursday

Reaction: Ok were at a point now where I can count on one finger the amount of people who didn't decide to jump in head first arms flailing to this discussion. What is the motive behind this? Whatever the amount of exceptional theories, stretching and maliciousness this should have died out long ago and yet here we all are.

Framing: It's all gay ops even questioning Dicks chaditude or bringing up his thin-skinned twitter posts that would be immediate laughs coming from anyone else is just gay ops. You're just acting in bad faith don't question our saviour, thank you.

Reaction: Ok what the Hell? Dick is now taking personal calls from Zoom on stream? Are you going to telll me this is nothing and fine?

Framing: Dick is friendly with many pedofiles this is nothing.

Reaction: So despite Rekieta saying he has the texts and Medium article Dick refuses to go through them when on the show and later when Drex and Nick start talking about going through them Sleepy Masterson appears like a bolt of lighting and they never get addressed?

Framing: Whatever it's gay and nothing.

You are also getting this bizarre pattern where nobody on Dick's side seems to know about the people on the other until they're reminded they've been on several streams together and seemed quite aware of each other's backgrounds at the time. You just get this tilt-of-the-head all the time like asking a shitty friend to pay back a loan. It's more than a little obvious what is happening and the gaslighting and claims of spending so much effort and time are pathetic considering the energy that this act is taking.

Lets not forget the constant assertions that people interested are because they are moralfagging christians even though the contents of the texts havent been the story since the original killstream with Jessie.

This needs to be screen capped and tweet spammed at the GuntGuard every time they open their mouths.

 

[Auraculum]

Ohman got me! Wow. I better do a flip now. How will I recover!

The trollshield attempt in this thread is pure nectar
>This is all just "forced"
>Reee stop talking about this!
>Jewsh is just great! Dont criticize him!
>All these people are delusional! Dick is a GOD!
>PPP and Godwinson are the REAL lolcows in all this ammirite guys!
>Upboat me upboat me

Absolutely fucking pathetic. After everything ive seen here over the years, this literally degrades this entire site massively. Just laugh at it guys. Its okay to poke fun at your godkings. They will be okay even if they are acting like the fucking world is ending. Im out lol, this is so fucking sad wow

The worst thing about this "man" is that, knowing his degenerate fetishes, he's probably jacking off right now to our rude responses...

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Do you seriously not remember last year when Zoom was blackmailing Ralph to prevent him from talking shit about him, and Ralph went along with it for like 4 months? Then Zoom fucked him over anyway?
I'm not saying that this is 100% for sure the case with Dick, but going by past behavior places it squarely within the realm of possibility.

Its worse than that, Zoom didn't even try to blackmail. Ralph was stupid enough to let him into his den and then Zoom did an about face when Ralph began to falter on Stream.me

And then Zoom let loose all the dirt, lol

 

[Easterling]

So whispering sweet nothings to fuck women is simping and pretty much everything else is speculation at best? Pretty shitty drama. I do think him reading the texts with Jesse could have been funny.

I think the arguement some users are trying make (albeit poorly) is that theres a disconnect between how Dick portrays himself and how he acts in real life. I think people are calling him out for essentially playing a character. Its like when people take Alex jones too seriously, its pretty clear ever since the child custody thing that he plays a character to get people intrested.

 

[MeltyTW]

Reminder that Dick was bullied relentlessly by an autistic, ethical cp consuming midget.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

The worst thing about this "man" is that, knowing his degenerate fetishes, he's probably jacking off right now to our rude responses...

Jacked off on your mum

 

[Spamy the Bot]

While this whole thing doesn't seem that much interesting, maybe it will motivate Jim to do a stream or something so he can milk this. Or will it be an excuse for him not to do things. Only time can tell.

Also:
Faking up some messages and showing them around is so low. It's literally kindergarten level stuff.
Seriously, why try kicking mundane matt? Dude is irrelevant and gone and will produce cringe on his own. Let nature take it's course.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Wait, is all of this over some sappy texts and a woman scorned?
Like, not pedophilia, not a secret homosexual relationship, just some gay-ass texts to a lover who became estranged?
Is that it, or am I missing something here?
I mean, it's not like it's not funny, but why are people so mad about this?

 

[Auraculum]

PPP World Order

www.youtube.com

PPP is streaming.

 

[Chrisichu]

Okay, it's 12am and I'm tired so I'll answer this and go to bed.

I do not make $2k a month. This was my last payment.

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With Patreon, charges that bounce are removed from the total. NP2 doesn't do this. A lot of that $1900 are dead gift cards.

$1,200 is between 50% to 75% of my month to month. Losing it would hurt, but it would not put me in dire straights. Not so much so that I would need to do something unprincipled to keep it. I am a very, very shrewd person and that is how this site has survived on $0/mo for years. I have about $50,000 in available credit, a decent amount of cash, and a credit score over 750. I can eat.

That said, $1.2k is better than nothing, but that $1.2k is not Dick Masterson's money. Dick has never paid me for anything. I've proposed to him business ideas that he'd pay out of pocket to me for, but he has rejected them. With NP2,. I pay him 3% ('Paying Forward') of what people pledge to me. I pay him to use NP2, he does not pay me and he never has. He enables me to make money and I pay him for the privilege. Of course he provides the payment processor. The merch run demonstrated i have trouble procuring payment processors on my own. That is true. That's why I pay him.

Dax is not my money. He does not give me money. He does not control my money. My money comes from the community, from the fanzone, and from the broader Internet. I get PMs with gift card details I charge on a payment processor I keep secret for once-off contributions. I wake up and there's $500 in Litecoin in my crypto wallet I didn't have when I went to bed.

A payment processor, a subscriber platform. These things are replaceable. The goodwill and integrity of the community is not. That is why I am 'defensive'. I have discarded better people from my life than Dick Masterson for fucking with me and no one should doubt my conviction to keeping this site unfucked with.

Well you certainly inspired the "goodwill and integrity of the community" by locking and moving the original Dick thread to the Food Subforum.

You keep coming to the rescue, Josh. If you aren't defending him for career reasons, I wonder, are you trying to have a threesome with Dick too?

 

[Glade Candles]

The trollshield attempt in this thread is pure nectar

So you're gonna try to court Godwinson and PPP now that they're on an uptick?

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

I think the arguement some users are trying make (albeit poorly) is that theres a disconnect between how Dick portrays himself and how he acts in real life. I think people are calling him out for essentially playing a character. Its like when people take Alex jones too seriously, its pretty clear ever since the child custody thing that he plays a character to get people intrested.

They're putting chemicals in the forum that turn the friggin posts gay!

 

[TheGoodCensor]

Im out lol, this is so fucking sad wow

Could you try your absolute hardest to not come back this time?