💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

the alcohol thing is weird because there's video of jack+tammy on a cruise several years ago where tammy is drinking margaritas and jack even makes a comment about how she looks drunk

now even the slightest mention of alcohol by jack gets tammy triggered and they love pointing out how they don't drink. i'm guessing the move to TN is what made them become 100% anti-drinking since they felt it would help them fit in more with the fake christian community they became a part of

 

[Adamska]

I suspect Jack was a raging ’tard of an alcoholic throughout his younger years and, like other child-chokers and irresponsible booze-bags, he eventually “found god” (through Tammy and her resolute support, obviously). Here he is talking about a time he drank himself stupid and walked into a stop sign in Mexico.

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Hilarious how Hungry Jack was pissy about this for well over a decade after the incident. This gluttonous pig literally still remembers and feels the rage of having a burger get wasted on the floor. He also very clearly is angry that Tammy likes to narrate this story as a joke/spite.

What an utter bitch.

 

[salmonellajack]

I bet Jack still ate the burger.

There is a JOTG video where he scoops a piece of meat (I think brisket) off the floor and into his mouth.

He also tells his buddy he was banned from a place because they it was run by illegal aliens.

It was peak Jack. Wish I could find the video. Sickening in so many ways.

 

[Aaway]

I bet Jack still ate the burger.

There is a JOTG video where he scoops a piece of meat (I think brisket) off the floor and into his mouth.

He also tells his buddy he was banned from a place because they it was run by illegal aliens.

It was peak Jack. Wish I could find the video. Sickening in so many ways.

 

[AnOminous]

I bet Jack still ate the burger.

There is a JOTG video where he scoops a piece of meat (I think brisket) off the floor and into his mouth.

He also tells his buddy he was banned from a place because they it was run by illegal aliens.

The fat cunt was probably going around harassing patrons by shoving his shitty camera in their face and they told him to knock it the fuck off, so of course it was because they were afraid of La Migra, not just that they didn't want some disgusting fat fuck interrupting their meal with his shit show.

 

[Aaway]

The fat cunt was probably going around harassing patrons by shoving his shitty camera in their face and they told him to knock it the fuck off, so of course it was because they were afraid of La Migra, not just that they didn't want some disgusting fat fuck interrupting their meal with his shit show.

if i'm remembering correctly, he was filming the cashier and one of the employees told him he needed to get the owner's permission to film

which of course lead to jack throwing a fit and looking for every little reason to criticize the food. he even said that he wanted his viewers to start filming if they went there and to say jack sent them lol

 

[Cereal Killer]

If I went somewhere to eat and saw some asshole “filming” on their iPhone I would leave. If I was working I’d be even saltier. Jack is no Guy Fieri.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

He sure has been banging this drum quite a bit lately. I suppose that with all of the time he spends on Facebook, Conspiracy Theorist Jack would eventually shine through, entertaining us all.

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Ah, yes. YouTube and Facebook. The only websites you can use to gather information.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

If I went somewhere to eat and saw some asshole “filming” on their iPhone I would leave. If I was working I’d be even saltier. Jack is no Guy Fieri.

Hey everybody it's Jack Scalfani and we're ssstrokin' out!

 

[Aaway]

i just noticed if you google "ja/ck/" the first result is a link to the cooking with jack show

looks absolutely vile

 

[JackDavis]

This is what the soup is supposed to look like.

What the fuck is this? You can eat Jack's "soup" with a fork.

 

[Marissa Moira]

looks absolutely vile

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IKMJ8_0--M

Not even reviewbrah has stooped so low as to review the fucking Olive Garden.

 

[Comma]

[ARCHIVE][480p] Olive Garden's Zuppa Tuscana Soup RIPOFF RECIPE (Cooking With Jack Show - May 8, 2020)

What can I say? The man likes his chicken wet and bloody, and his soup solid and lumpy.

Perfectly normal.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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This is what the soup is supposed to look like.

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What the fuck is this? You can eat Jack's "soup" with a fork.

Naturally Jack would make a soup that hardly has any soup in it. Reminds me of his "salads" that contain none of the core components of a salad.

 

[Skeletor]

I see he's up to his old preview image tricks again.
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[JackDavis]

I see he's up to his old preview image tricks again.
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He figures if it's a big corp or brand, he can use the image. I guess at least he's stopped stealing pics from small blogs.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

looks absolutely vile

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IKMJ8_0--M

This is up there for worst dish he's ever done. Did the recipe call for 3 or 4 potatoes and he mistook that for 3 or 4 pounds of potatoes? My stomach turned when he was cooking the onions and he said the onions will absorb all that breakfast sausage fat.

 

[Adamska]

looks absolutely vile

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IKMJ8_0--M

What is with Fat Jack and criminally under hydrating soups and mushifying the food into the components of nutraloaf? He's done this with Moqueca (Fish stew), he's done it with Taco soups, and he's done it here. Why the fuck does he do this with soups and then make his chilis soups?

I'm actually a bit tilted because he can't fucking stop doing this.

 

[JackDavis]

What is with Fat Jack and criminally under hydrating soups and mushifying the food into the components of nutraloaf? He's done this with Moqueca (Fish stew), he's done it with Taco soups, and he's done it here. Why the fuck does he do this with soups and then make his chilis soups?

I'm actually a bit tilted because he can't fucking stop doing this.

My guess is he's a fat fuck that wants meat meat and more meat. Liquids will only slow him down in his pursuit of meat.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

looks absolutely vile

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-IKMJ8_0--M

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This is what the soup is supposed to look like.

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What the fuck is this? You can eat Jack's "soup" with a fork.

How does the bacon look raw? How did he manage that feat?

You aren't going to get every little bit.

No Jack most cooks would have done the bacon in a different pan or cleaned the pan so that the bacon cooked in its own grease and maintained its flavor.

Same with the onions. You want to add the flavor of the onions to things not drown their flavor in grease.

I guarantee that soup tastes like used grease which is apparently of great appeal to Jack.

When I look at this and realize how much energy went into producing the individual ingredients only to be turned into copious amounts of crud that will likely rot in his refrigerator it is sickening.

Soup is supposed to be hot and inviting not gross and mushy(No offense Campbell's you are just giving America what it thinks it wants). It is supposed to have a broth that hints at the flavors within while giving them each time to hit your palette. What Jack created is cream covered meat salad with partially mashed potatoes and apparently raw bacon.