🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Crystal Golem said:
The episode from Tuesday has chat replay though. Monday too.
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idk whats going on but look at this go right now and check out the stream. they are deleting comments or am i going crazy. yes they are deleting look. this one was from 20 mins ago
 

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Ahahahaha! The nectar keeps on comin! Hey Dick, maybe by now you should realize that your audience is autistic and doesn’t understand sarcasm. Or maybe you should’ve taken a media 101 class and learned not to use sarcasm because it gets misinterpreted... even by normies. Fuck off with that bullshit.

Here’s some other updates ... full-blast forever is reuploading last weeks trashfire stream after getting bullied in the live chat and accused of gunt guarding. His excuse was that Jim used a gamer word (fagget) on bibble so he “had to take it down.” He is getting called “furfag forever” and I saw his (alleged) dox get dropped several times.
 
I see Dick kicked the hornets nest by posting a post from here to his twitter. I wonder if he'll ever have his own thread? Null makes 2k a month from np2 and honestly I think he'd probably get kicked off of any other platform, even platforms sympathetic to edgy content creators lol.
 
This is incredible, who would have thought something so minor would cause such a colossal shitstorm ❤ . Keep getting drunk and popping pills gunt squad, the inability to cope with the most mild of trolling really is incredible.
 
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Absolutely exceptional. I guess that means he's not gonna take up Ralph's offer to do a stream where they laugh at the texts.

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Does Dick not remember that he completely bombed during his roast? That his weak comebacks against Jesse were a travesty against comedy? That his main "talent" is that he can yell for a prolonged period of time without a break, and that it's not much better than leaning on prop work?

How he thinks he can talk authoritatively about comedy is beyond me.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
He is totally not bothered by this guys a total nothingburger

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I'm famous!
Wow, I must have hit much closer to the mark than I thought since it riled him up so much.
LOL

Crystal Golem said:
Shieeeeeet that thread must've been archived the second it went up.
https://archive.ph/hQBnE
Yuh yoh. Not exactly putting a lie to the guntguard theories.
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Maybe the trick is communicating to Ralph thru a classic country song.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
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HAHAHAHA.
 
“Yes, it’s definitely you who understands comedy more than everyone you’re calling out. It’s like you guys caught me jerking off and instead of making fun of me getting caught, you’re trying to convince everyone that jerking off is wrong. Dumb!” -Dick Masterson
 

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cowPoly said:
Ahahahaha! The nectar keeps on comin! Hey Dick, maybe by now you should realize that your audience is autistic and doesn’t understand sarcasm. Or maybe you should’ve taken a media 101 class and learned not to use sarcasm because it gets misinterpreted... even by normies. Fuck off with that bullshit.
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I'll give you that his jokes are too subtle sometimes but, "those texts are fake, I never fucked her and I really wish I'd fucked her" followed by everyone laughing? Nigga...
 
Disheveled Human said:
If Ralph really wants to bring back blood sports or do blood sport related content on occasion which he has said he does you would think he would set up a blood sports match of himself vs PPP and Toad vs Godwinson.
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Not going to happen, for some reason the Gunt fears PPP.
 
Damn, two epsiodes that were completely phoned in in a fucking row! Pillstream 2.0 incoming!

Ralph get your fucking shit together, stop self sabotaging. I love the show when it's great but you can't have two fucking failures to launch back to back. Everyone is fucking quarantined, there is absolutely no reason why you can't have some more guests, sure news is slow because of the 'rona but the shitflinging is neverending.

At the very least get your cohosts to all have their own unique segments that pertain to their own interests/hobbies so that they can fill in some dead air with drama from areas that you wouldn't know about.
 
Kenobi said:
Jim always follows the path of least resistance if that is not pissing of Dick he will not do it, Josh is a massive dickfan and spazed the fuck out last time that thread gained traction (Sure he tought it was a gayop but still at the time to me it seemed homosexual to the highest degree.), I wouldnt put any stock in the Chilean he is a weird guy i don´t know if its clout or lols he is after.
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Until both Josh and Ralph go on Jesse Lee Peterson's show and learn to forgive they mamas and honor they daddies, the Dickshielding will continue. It's clear they both see Dick as being a really fucking cool older brother-dad who crushes puss and runs shit. Also, am I wrong, or does the start of Ralph's obsession with Bojack Horseman coincide with his trip to L.A.? Dick appears to like that cartoon a lot. The leaked texts show that he sent this Bojack clip to JLH to motivate her to, uhhh, leave her husband and sleep with him or something.


Is learning to love Bojack Horseman part of getting Dicked?
 
RickWhiskey7 said:
“Yes, it’s definitely you who understands comedy more than everyone you’re calling out. It’s like you guys caught me jerking off and instead of making fun of me getting caught, you’re trying to convince everyone that jerking off is wrong. Dumb!” -Dick Masterson
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I think the dick shielding on twitter may be out doing the guntguarding. Near cringed out of my skull when I saw this.
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So its official full blast has actually turned the chat replay off.
 
Hahaha, Augie (I think) called in with "you've had next to nothing for topics on this show since Suzy Lu fizzled out" last night. Bibble laughed it off, but I think it got under some sensitive gunt folds

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This message brought to you by the PPP Gang.
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That's two more Ps than Plate Gang has. PPP wins again
 
This is a really weird hill for everyone to die on.

The texts are cringy, but not career destroying cringy.

Marco Fucko said:
So let's recap.

Some bitch Dick was trying to fuck leaked their DMs of him using sappy ass romantic language. He could have meant it or not, honestly it doesn't matter. I'm not into the whole PUA/Chad angle and have never debased myself to get laid, but hey I guess it's a legitimate angle. So she leaks it to a fan or associate of Maddox (who the fuck cares). Dick, instead of ignoring it or even saying "yeah I romanced her, I was into her and wanted to get into her panties" HARD overcorrects by yelling about being accused of being the biggest chad around (lol).

But the context of this yelling at the guy who had the leaks is being surrounded by like 5 or 6 other internet personalities who are all on his team and basically sucking his dick, making it look even more pathetic. As PPP mentions Ralph and Jim lie about not knowing about him at all and everyone constantly talks over this guy because Dick is embarrassed he got caught not acting out his character and his e-friends need to stand up for him. THAT is pathetic. He straight up doesn't have the balls to take any punishment or flack. He's one of those guys that needs to feel in charge and the fact that he lost control and can't really shout down the situation is getting to him. All this damage control is doing is getting more people's attention.

Before the PPP streams I basically didn't care and now I'm laughing at this sad middle aged man who doesn't have the emotional maturity to ADMIT TO HITTING ON A WOMAN EVEN THOUGH HIS ENTIRE PERSONA IS AS AN ALPHA MALE THAT FUCKING DOMINATES WOMEN.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE MAN YOU READ OUT YOUR FORMER FRIEND'S LOVE LETTER TO HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND YOU "STOLE" TO A LIVE AUDIENCE, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN MUSTER YOURSELF TO FACE A TINY CRITIQUE FROM A "NOBODY" :story:
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This is the part I don't understand. It's not like he was sending ProJared level nudes or absolutely cucking himself in the texts. All Dick had to do was acknowledge them, say he was just trying to get that poon, and then make fun of her for being a crazy bitch and leaking them like 10 years later. He could even go half-MRA and talk about the dangers of women with text records or use it as a cautionary story, "don't try to get your dick wet like this."

Jessie handled this as autistically as humanly possible, mainly because he obviously wanted his name attached to the leak as much as possible thinking it would give him clout., but in the end, he got what he wanted. People are talking about it.

The damage control is making this so much worse than the material itself and I think that's why the public wont let this go. I understand the impetuous for the guntguarding, and I don't really find it as egregious as most here do since that's your clique and it's in your best interest to stick together, but it's getting a little out there. Ralph and Gator really shouldn't be guarding Dick as hard as they are, he's a big boy and can take care of himself. As for Fullblast, his role in all this has been as an archiver, and deleting the chat from the streams is a dumb idea and just looks shady. There's no reason to delete the chat, most of it is just screaming into the wind.

Basically, if they handle this more level headed, those attacking Dick will inevitably looking like A-logs and do more damage to themselves than anything else. But instead, they've decided to simp hard for each other and look way worse than they should.

Lastly, I think Jim realized midway through the stream that this was dumb and breaking his little hiatus for it was a bad idea. He talked a lot at the outset but once the damage control started he was unusually quiet.

Also, secret Discord leaks when?
 
Dirty Jerz said:
This is the part I don't understand. It's not like he was sending ProJared level nudes or absolutely cucking himself in the texts.
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Yes he was. How many times did he bring up "do you need me to solve this with money? Would money help?"

Still. Ignoring it or laughing it off with "secret's out guys! I try to manipulate women IRL!" would have turned it into nothing
 
Bruno said:
Until both Josh and Ralph go on Jesse Lee Peterson's show and learn to forgive they mamas and honor they daddies, the Dickshielding will continue. It's clear they both see Dick as being a really fucking cool older brother-dad who crushes puss and runs shit. Also, am I wrong, or does the start of Ralph's obsession with Bojack Horseman coincide with his trip to L.A.? Dick appears to like that cartoon a lot. The leaked texts show that he sent this Bojack clip to JLH to motivate her to, uhhh, leave her husband and sleep with him or something.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aiY4gVw0IEE
Is learning to love Bojack Horseman part of getting Dicked?
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I always wondered why people from the killstream would like Bojack considering is one of the most liberal shows in existence
 
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