Video starts with 2 minutes of cat nonsense, I don't know why she insists on front-loading her videos with this. Videos of your cat
doing nothing are like dreams, or model railway sets, they're super interesting TO YOU if they're yours, but mind-numbingly boring
to everyone else
- She talks about mooning the delivery guy
Sure, Chinny, you struggle to sit down but you daintily bent over quick enough to not realise what you had done. My verdict is, it's either deliberate
(she went to the trouble of make-up after all) or she's lying.
"he probably wants me anyways"
He probably wants sick leave if he was unwillingly subjected to deathfat ass-flab
-She shills her water bottle and then jarringly cuts to her food
-She shows her food: a cinnamon bun, a pizza large enough to feed a family, a tub full of sauce slathered tendies and of course her food lubricant (dipping sauce)
-She helpfully informs us that a supreme pizza, is "supreme, y'know", an educated mind at work here folks
"I had nothing but a smoothies today, okay" she says in a belligerent tone
Ah, so this is breakfast then
-Her first bite of tendie gives her a quivering foodgasm, followed by strange hand movements and a (possibly faked) shhh tic
"I'm gonna have a productive day"
Confirms that the pizza is her first meal, making her "I only had a smoothie today" defence meaningless
No you won't Chantal, that much junk food would make an athlete lethargic and you hardly need any help in that department
-She claims to be "dreaming about Bibi" repeatedly despite never thinking about him during the day
As I said, boring to everyone but you, including Bibi. The story is bullshit too, I'm no Freud but I'm pretty sure you can't have recurring dreams about someone you DON'T think about. Truthfully I think the exact opposite of what she says is happening. She isn't dreaming (but is thinking) and needs to lay off the shitty love songs
-She bitches about how the pizza is cut, then tics
-Apparently Youtube is "holding her back" from telling her gross stories with this "advertiser friendly crap"
Gee, I wonder why companies might not want their name associated with a woman eating herself into a grave as she talks about her sexual and scatological escapades, what a mystery!
-She talks about being forwarded an Email from Rina
I know we're all hip to Chantal reading her but observing how she reacts in video is genuinely surreal. We say she doesn't love BBJ, she shows off BBJ, we say she's controlling Peetz, he "suddenly" addresses the hater comments, earlier when someone says she has no social life, or even Rina, she brings up how Rina talks to her.
-She retells her getting fired, I won't comment as lots of people have already made great analysis and I'd just be repeating their points. All you need to know is Chantal lies.
"I've always had a job since 16"
Spending all day deleting comments, editing pictures to make yourself look human and digesting grease isn't a job
"secretarial programme secretary"
English major Chantal strikes again
-She talks about after befriending a smoker, suddenly a clique of women hated her, for no reason! Just like those mean commenters on Youtube
Come on chubbs, name the bully, we know you want to say "Kiwifarms" and that's why you're making up this story up, when you talk about this "really kind woman, who spoke her mind" it's obvious you're just trying to give an analogy for how you think you are and the "gerbil" lady, with her nitpicky comments, is how you perceive us.
-She finishes the tendies and one slice shy of half the pizza and puts the box away. What a master of self-control our fitness kween is! I don't know how she does it.
-Chantal moans about how her boss wanted a competent secretary. I wonder why a doctor would want someone good at keeping records, what's so important about her work?
-Chantal admits to: gorging excessively on the job, taking smoking breaks, not knowing how to work equipment, being busy elsewhere round the office and calling in sickies
Yeah, I definitely think the problem was just that your "personalities clashed" and she didn't like fatties. It wouldn't shock me if she hated fat people AFTER working with Clotso though.
"I would never leave work early, I stayed late to catch up"
Chantal lies. And hearing about how her lies and union muscle managed to swipe money from a fucking hospital makes me wish Canada had Margaret Thatcher. Fuck unions.
"It's not my fault"
-As the food is done and the calorie-high wears off, depression creeps in, Chantal admits she probably should have just stayed in her job
For once I wholeheartedly agree, Youtube probably destroyed her relationship, eating for the camera has accelerated her girth and if she thought office drama was too much, I can't imagine having your own 2 hour documentary, 2000 plus page dedicated thread and a cabal of reactors making bank mocking your every move does good for her mentally
-The video ends with her babbling at Sham and lamenting her childish inability to handle authority
God, this was a fucking chore, why I chose a 40 minute video to do this is beyond me. I'm going to get some sun.