🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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instythot said:
Honestly, if Matt wants to quit driving uber eats, he should go Guntleman and come out swinging at Ralph
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It could happen. Matt still talks to Kraut and Kraut has joined the Guntlemen. A new Autistic Legion of Doom is forming, Mordor to Plate Gang's Isengard. Even the Stepfather himself, Don Sargone, may go Guntleman to avenge his humiliation.

"A thousand autists spam the memes
A normie may not know
And homosexual operations
Are the status quo"
 
I don’t understand why people like this paki fucking grifter. Hes happy taking white nationalist donations but refuses to read out any of their ideas. opportunists like him, (((mike Enoch))) and Spencer are bigger enemies than Jews and antifa .

Also imagine bragging about fucking a dirty fat paki who only wanted him for a green card and even after that decided he wasn’t worth it. Also imagine getting cucked by Chris cantwell and being 35 and “bothered” for not having Instagram followers.

that fat blue haired TIk Tok bitch he’s probably lusting after when all she’s trying to do is building clout for herself using paki fuckers channel
 
Imaginemarryingapaki said:
I don’t understand why people like this paki fucking grifter. Hes happy taking white nationalist donations but refuses to read out any of their ideas. opportunists like him, (((mike Enoch))) and Spencer are bigger enemies than Trump's Chosen People and antifa .
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Imaginemarryingapaki said:
Also imagine bragging about fucking a dirty fat paki who only wanted him for a green card and even after that decided he wasn’t worth it. Also imagine getting cucked by Chris cantwell and being 35 and “bothered” for not having Instagram followers.
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Imaginemarryingapaki said:
that fat blue haired TIk Tok bitch he’s probably lusting after when all she’s trying to do is building clout for herself using paki fuckers channel
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I get the funny feeling you're an operative of the homosexual variety. Call it a hunch.
 
ShakkaAhmose said:
why do it for free? why does gator stay with the gunt? is it stockholm syndrome?
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Immortal Technique said:
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haha, don't put PPP in my mouth, I've never watched him and wouldn't know who he was if not for the last few pages of this thread. He sounds like levels of meta and commitment several steps higher than I want to reach.
 
Imaginemarryingapaki said:
I don’t understand why people like this paki fucking grifter. Hes happy taking white nationalist donations but refuses to read out any of their ideas. opportunists like him, (((mike Enoch))) and Spencer are bigger enemies than Trump's Chosen People and antifa .
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Excuse me but this is a Paki-only thread. That's why we all started watching the Gunt, because of his love for our people, the Pakistanis of the world. You sound like a dirty Indian.

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As far as this Dick DMs cover up I'm on the fence.
  1. On one hand Ralphy will not bite the hand that feeds him under any circumstances. The best example I can think of is Ralph's 15 minute soliloquy about wanting to suck Jim's cock and balls on the disastrous pillsteam. Ralph and the gunt gang could have done this autonomously without any direction from Dick.
  2. Dame just laughs at people, that's his shtick. It seemed forced but then again who knows if he was even really listening.
  3. Jim seemed out of place and generally uncomfortable. I think this stood out to people because the most, his aversion to say anything funny on that stream was bizarre.
  4. Dick having no real point to make or anything particular funny to say is not that unusual for him. Yelling outrageous things can be hilariously funny but it can also bomb miserably, it was a total bomb for most people. That being said, there having been many allegations (by in most cases incredibly exceptional individuals) that Dick is a snake and a schemer for many years.
From my point of view there are 3 more than likely possibilities.

1. Everyone was guarding their payment processor and there was no real collusion. It became a battle of the brown-nosers.
2. There was a wink and a nod ala mean girls club they would just have Jesse on to bury him and Dick's cringe messages as a non-story. Not an elaborate plot or anything just some basic bitch troll-shielding.
3. Dick encouraged everyone to laugh this shit off and bury it, but the guntguard went above and beyond for their master.... Calling way more attention to it ala Streisand effect.
 
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Perspicacity said:
Jim seemed out of place and generally uncomfortable. I think this stood out to people because the most, his aversion to say anything funny on that stream was bizarre.
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Haven't you seen Jim's IBS stuff?
Sitting back to watch two or more retards go at each other was his modus operandi.
The "IBS Apocalypse" stream was like locking a dozen monkeys into a cage, and giving them hand grenades. Just to see what would happen.
 
Perspicacity said:
As far as this Dick DMs cover up I'm on the fence.
  1. On one hand Ralphy will not bite the hand that feeds him under any circumstances. The best example I can think of is Ralph's 15 minute soliloquy about wanting to suck Jim's cock and balls on the disastrous pillsteam. Ralph and the gunt gang could have done without that did autonomously without any direction from Dick. He would have done it anyway.
  2. Dame just laughs at people, that's his shtick. It seemed forced but then again who knows if he was even really listening.
  3. Jim seemed out of place and generally uncomfortable. I think this stood out to people because the most, his aversion to say anything funny on that stream was bizarre.
  4. Dick having no real point to make or anything particular funny to say is not that unusual for him. Yelling outrageous things can be hilariously funny but it can also bomb miserably, it was a total bomb for most people. That being said, there having been many allegations (by in most cases incredibly exceptional individuals) that Dick is a snake and a schemer for many years.
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Agree on the first three points, the fourth is one I don't know about. Yea Dick is a shitbag, but we knew that, it's a huge part of his comedy character. Calling him a snake and schemer might be a bridge-to-far. Not saying it isn't true but that it would need real, compelling evidence to summit the mountain of skepticism toward any new allegations that Maddox has built over the years with his shenanigans.

Perspicacity said:
From my point of view there are 3 more than likely possibilities.

1. Everyone was guarding their pay processor and there was no real collusion. It became a battle of the brown-nosers.
2. There was a wink and a nod ala mean girls club they would just have Jesse on to bury him and Dick's cringe messages as a non-story. Not an elaborate plot or anything just some basic bitch troll-shielding.
3. Dick encouraged everyone to laugh this shit off and bury it, but the guntguard went above and beyond for their master.... Calling way more attention to it ala Streisand effect.
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Option one seems the most likely to me. It's the simplest explanation and required the least amount of thinking on the part of Gunt and co...defending Dick would be their automatic position on anything.
 
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If Ralph really wants to bring back blood sports or do blood sport related content on occasion which he has said he does you would think he would set up a blood sports match of himself vs PPP and Toad vs Godwinson. But it won't happen he only lets people on his show that can't defend themselves properly or people that agree with him and gunt guard. Even his call-ins are screened now and the trolls that get through he speaks over them and quickly ends the call.
 
Agricola said:
How did Mike Enoch and Richard Spencer get involved with this? Are they in Plate Gang?
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Absolutely not. Plate Gang aren't politically motivated, to begin with. They're like a mellow version of Ice Poseidon's crazy ass haters.
 
Perspicacity said:
As far as this Dick DMs cover up I'm on the fence.
  1. On one hand Ralphy will not bite the hand that feeds him under any circumstances. The best example I can think of is Ralph's 15 minute soliloquy about wanting to suck Jim's cock and balls on the disastrous pillsteam. Ralph and the gunt gang could have done this autonomously without any direction from Dick.
  2. Dame just laughs at people, that's his shtick. It seemed forced but then again who knows if he was even really listening.
  3. Jim seemed out of place and generally uncomfortable. I think this stood out to people because the most, his aversion to say anything funny on that stream was bizarre.
  4. Dick having no real point to make or anything particular funny to say is not that unusual for him. Yelling outrageous things can be hilariously funny but it can also bomb miserably, it was a total bomb for most people. That being said, there having been many allegations (by in most cases incredibly exceptional individuals) that Dick is a snake and a schemer for many years.
From my point of view there are 3 more than likely possibilities.

1. Everyone was guarding their payment processor and there was no real collusion. It became a battle of the brown-nosers.
2. There was a wink and a nod ala mean girls club they would just have Jesse on to bury him and Dick's cringe messages as a non-story. Not an elaborate plot or anything just some basic bitch troll-shielding.
3. Dick encouraged everyone to laugh this shit off and bury it, but the guntguard went above and beyond for their master.... Calling way more attention to it ala Streisand effect.
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Is dicks messages really a story?
Idk just sounds like he listens to too much glam rock and used cheesy sweet talk for coochie. Bimbos fall for it. It's fine to point and laugh but i mean what do you really expect from a sex pest his age? Jesse is a complete faggot that ruined his own gem and sounded like a jaded lover if anything.
But i will say i couldn't understand Gunt because dicks dick was in his mouth the entire time.
 
Imaginemarryingapaki said:
Also imagine getting cucked by Chris cantwell and being 35 and “bothered” for not having Instagram followers.
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Okay, I'll swallow the bait. How exactly did the Crying Fed cuck anyone?

Perspicacity said:
As far as this Dick DMs cover up I'm on the fence.
  1. On one hand Ralphy will not bite the hand that feeds him under any circumstances. The best example I can think of is Ralph's 15 minute soliloquy about wanting to suck Jim's cock and balls on the disastrous pillsteam. Ralph and the gunt gang could have done this autonomously without any direction from Dick.
  2. Dame just laughs at people, that's his shtick. It seemed forced but then again who knows if he was even really listening.
  3. Jim seemed out of place and generally uncomfortable. I think this stood out to people because the most, his aversion to say anything funny on that stream was bizarre.
  4. Dick having no real point to make or anything particular funny to say is not that unusual for him. Yelling outrageous things can be hilariously funny but it can also bomb miserably, it was a total bomb for most people. That being said, there having been many allegations (by in most cases incredibly exceptional individuals) that Dick is a snake and a schemer for many years.
From my point of view there are 3 more than likely possibilities.

1. Everyone was guarding their payment processor and there was no real collusion. It became a battle of the brown-nosers.
2. There was a wink and a nod ala mean girls club they would just have Jesse on to bury him and Dick's cringe messages as a non-story. Not an elaborate plot or anything just some basic bitch troll-shielding.
3. Dick encouraged everyone to laugh this shit off and bury it, but the guntguard went above and beyond for their master.... Calling way more attention to it ala Streisand effect.
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I see a fourth plausible possibility.

Ralph, having encountered Jesse before and having been told directly he has a problem with Dick, saw only an opportunity to perform a new bouldering or at the very least get some surprise bloosportsberries and quickly offered the platform where Dick was scheduled, not quite knowing what was up. Ralph immediately messages Dick with "hey, I got some Jesse guy who's mad at you coming on the show too, wanna Jarbo him?". Dick, who knows exactly what's up says "Yes. Yes, I do want to Jarbo him. Let's fuckin go boys!"
 
Disheveled Human said:
If Ralph really wants to bring back blood sports or do blood sport related content on occasion which he has said he does you would think he would set up a blood sports match of himself vs PPP and Toad vs Godwinson. But it won't happen he only lets people on his show that can't defend themselves properly or people that agree with him and gunt guard. Even his call-ins are screened now and the trolls that get through he speaks over them and quickly ends the call.
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Bloodsports to fill his pockets . That paki fucker needs to get a real job
 
instythot said:
Okay, I'll swallow the bait. How exactly did the Crying Fed cuck anyone?



I see a fourth plausible possibility.

Ralph, having encountered Jesse before and having been told directly he has a problem with Dick, saw only an opportunity to perform a new bouldering or at the very least get some surprise bloosportsberries and quickly offered the platform where Dick was scheduled, not quite knowing what was up. Ralph immediately messages Dick with "hey, I got some Jesse guy who's mad at you coming on the show too, wanna Jarbo him?". Dick, who knows exactly what's up says "Yes. Yes, I do want to Jarbo him. Let's fuckin go boys!"
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Highly likely. He missed the ol superberry gathering. Its how he bought 5-10 bottles of makers mark.
 
Niggernerd said:
Is dicks messages really a story?
Idk just sounds like he listens to too much glam rock and used cheesy sweet talk for coochie. Bimbos fall for it. It's fine to point and laugh but i mean what do you really expect from a sex pest his age? Jesse is a complete faggot that ruined his own gem and sounded like a jaded lover if anything.
But i will say i couldn't understand Gunt because dicks dick was in his mouth the entire time.
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You're missing the forest for the trees, here, like so many other people making similar comments.

His greatest defense, that not only does he still use but is still having others use on his behalf, is that all of his sleazebag shit was a character. It's classic motte and bailey shit.

Look, his defense is multifaceted, I'll give him that. But the "oh well he's admitted he's a sex pest" shit doesn't make sense if it was all just a character. Either it was a caricature of who you are, or it's not. If you're simultaneously the character and the person then what exactly is the difference?

Same with the concept that "oh, well Dick being an alpha chad is a character" argument. Since when? One has to wonder at this point when "I'm just pretending to be retarded" is equivalent to actually being retarded, because it's the same damn argument.
 
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