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why the fuck does his ass look deformed??
He's probably clenching.
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why the fuck does his ass look deformed??
How do you stuff your baggy boxers and somehow still make your fake dick look small lmao.Discord vc from yesterday
Slug has also interviewed erland, one of gregs mods
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Discord vc from yesterday
Slug has also interviewed erland, one of gregs mods
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Thank you @heatboss very cool! Wasn't expecting to get a 2 for 1 deal today. That ass is hella zitted and hairy with a bit of cellulite. Also uncut and very small. Who actually wants this again?Discord vc from yesterday
Slug has also interviewed erland, one of gregs mods
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I don't have a dick of my own, but keeping it in that position sure seems a bit uncomfortable.Discord vc from yesterday
Slug has also interviewed erland, one of gregs mods
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Discord vc from yesterday
Slug has also interviewed erland, one of gregs mods
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It's not a power-level at all, it's a good reference point to show how tiny Gurp's chode is. I have big hands for a woman (approximately 3ish inches across, not counting my thumb) and I can clench both of my fists hand-to-hand on my boyfriend's dick and not even cover all of it.I mean, he FIT HIS ERECT MEMBER IN HIS CLOSED FIST. This is by his own words. It's not exactly a powerlevel to say I'd need both goddamn fists for that, right? And poke out the end a bit? I know that's gross, guys, but I'm not exactly huge. He's.. almost impressively small.. by his own description.
Note, it's possibly 4-4.5 inches ERECT as he was trying to do this mid fuck session with Sarah. Soft, I'm assuming it's a lot smaller than that, but as a dyke my knowledge on dick size and how much they grow when a lad gets a stiffy is sorely limited.It's not a power-level at all, it's a good reference point to show how tiny Gurp's chode is. I have big hands for a woman (approximately 3ish inches across, not counting my thumb) and I can clench both of my fists hand-to-hand on my boyfriend's dick and not even cover all of it.
Let's assume his hands are no more than half an inch bigger than mine. That makes his baby carrot between 4-4.5 inches tops. It could be even smaller.
It's been noted before how shitty he is to his "friends", but this really makes me kind of sad for her. Also, Greg calling other people out for ego makes me chuckle. Come to the grey side, Tamara. We can all laugh at this cuck together! You'll see how refreshing it is. Plus, you'll be saving money, which is always a good thing.Just dropping these from the other farms.
After Tamara got demodded she tried to get back in Greg's good graces by telling him that she was going to spy on the anti-O's for him.
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More shit talking one of his longest staying,highest paying pigs.
voice call 2.webm
He makes fun of her some more and tells the other discord members to tell her 'you dumb Canadian piece of shit come back to the server' "I want her to come back because I miss someone crying all the time."
voice call 3.webm
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That's the look girls get when they finally see his penis. "Ugh. Is that all there is to it?"Can I also just say that I find it super ironic that his waistband says "32 COOL"?
It would be even more ironic if it said "34 COOL", as he is 34 years old. A nice little subliminal hint to all those underage girls...
Also, I had to Google how old he was, and the accompanying picture is delightful.
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Isn't that pool meant for his kids? Did he cover himself in whip cream and flour? WTH am I looking at?!Does he not wash regularly??His ass looks like his underarm here
View attachment 1270845 screenshot is from this Dr DB video at 6:50
It's not a power-level at all, it's a good reference point to show how tiny Gurp's chode is. I have big hands for a woman (approximately 3ish inches across, not counting my thumb) and I can clench both of my fists hand-to-hand on my boyfriend's dick and not even cover all of it.
Let's assume his hands are no more than half an inch bigger than mine. That makes his baby carrot between 4-4.5 inches tops. It could be even smaller.