💥 Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

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new onsionspeaks video about the egging

















I love the description so much:

"Just a PSA, don't egg houses, it can get you in big trouble, like, it seems like just a joke to some, but if you look it up, it's a pretty serious thing. Stay safe all you cool cats and kittens! "
Shut the fuck up already and make more meltdown videos.
 
heatboss said:
new onsionspeaks video about the egging
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I love the description so much:

"Just a PSA, don't egg houses, it can get you in big trouble, like, it seems like just a joke to some, but if you look it up, it's a pretty serious thing. Stay safe all you cool cats and kittens! "
Shut the fuck up already and make more meltdown videos.
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Is this recent or was this when his house got egged months ago and he's just now posting footage? I know he's trying to insinuate these boys got in trouble at the end but the police car means nothing. The police have other shit to worry about besides some teens throwing an egg or two at a youtubers house.
 
scarylook said:
Is this recent or was this when his house got egged months ago and he's just now posting footage?
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I'm not sure, slugs said he's recorded voice chat from today that he's uploading tomorrow, so we may find out then
 
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heatboss said:
new onsionspeaks video about the egging
greg gets egged.mp4
















I love the description so much:

"Just a PSA, don't egg houses, it can get you in big trouble, like, it seems like just a joke to some, but if you look it up, it's a pretty serious thing. Stay safe all you cool cats and kittens! "
Shut the fuck up already and make more meltdown videos.
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Wow, if the camera quality is this good, he should have no trouble posting the security footage from when his daughter fell from the window! That sure will clear this whole thing up and answer all our nagging questions about her accident! Why I bet that's what Greg is doing right this moment, getting all that footage queued up to post and clear his name! I'm sure it will show that this was an unpredictable freak accident, and totally not parental neglect leading to a traumatizing event coupled with a severe brain injury with a lifelong impact on her cognitive abilities which will slowly snowball into some sort of debilitating learning disability tinged with emotional problems.

So come on Greg, How about you post that footage instead of some kids egging your fucking car?
 
I dunno about you, but seeing some kid splat on the concrete is horrific and only the police need to be seeing that footage. Recording your kid with a brain bleed on the ground instead of helping in the first instance tells us all we need to know about what happened there.
 
Virgo said:
I dunno about you, but seeing some kid splat on the concrete is horrific and only the police need to be seeing that footage. Recording your kid with a brain bleed on the ground instead of helping in the first instance tells us all we need to know about what happened there.
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There's absolutely no reason for him to manually record his daughter. He has cameras everywhere so there must be one to catch the front of the house. If the conditions were right, he would probably release the footage for shock value and then brush off the criticism by saying it was 'evidence' or some shit.
 
I just can't stop laughing every time he posts these pictures that are .005 mm from showing the 🥕. I know ppl say that, you know, "my sides," and irl they let out one slight chuckle, but this shit is legitimately hilarious. Does he not see how obvious it is that he's doing it because he CAN'T show 🥕 without becoming even more of a laughingstock?
I also think the rumors that he has elephant balls are fantastic as well, if he actually does ever go all out it will be the funniest nude of all time.
 
scarylook said:
Is this recent or was this when his house got egged months ago and he's just now posting footage? I know he's trying to insinuate these boys got in trouble at the end but the police car means nothing. The police have other shit to worry about besides some teens throwing an egg or two at a youtubers house.
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This is most certainly from the incident a few months ago where Gurp called the police complaining that his property was egged. They were watching their security footage while on the phone, you could hear Lainey's irritating voice in the background.

He's doing this to stir up controversy because his views are so far in the shitter with no one taking the bait and publicly arguing with him (Hansen, Jeffree, Billie, Sarah, Ayalla –he's tried them all in the past week.) Unfortunately, some people have the memory of a gnat with this stuff.

It's SO hilarious that Waterhead is confined to posting only within a very small range of illicit photos. I do believe he'll post his butthole, and I want to preemptively bless the eyes of anyone who may find themselves suffering the fate of seeing it, but he'll never post his baby carrot. He can't, it's not that it's just kinda below average or else he probably would. Beyond the images we have, we can judge from the rest of his bizarrely proportioned extremities (his head, arms and legs) that his baby carrot is bordering on micro-peen territory.
 

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I mean, he FIT HIS ERECT MEMBER IN HIS CLOSED FIST. This is by his own words. It's not exactly a powerlevel to say I'd need both goddamn fists for that, right? And poke out the end a bit? I know that's gross, guys, but I'm not exactly huge. He's.. almost impressively small.. by his own description.
 
Elwood Blues said:
I just can't stop laughing every time he posts these pictures that are .005 mm from showing the 🥕. I know ppl say that, you know, "my sides," and irl they let out one slight chuckle, but this shit is legitimately hilarious. Does he not see how obvious it is that he's doing it because he CAN'T show 🥕 without becoming even more of a laughingstock?
I also think the rumors that he has elephant balls are fantastic as well, if he actually does ever go all out it will be the funniest nude of all time.
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It really speaks volumes when he's confident that his body pictures are good, even if his body is an absolute mess of weirdly distributed fat and moles, but is aware of how sad his tiny dick situation is.
 
Elwood Blues said:
I mean, he FIT HIS ERECT MEMBER IN HIS CLOSED FIST. This is by his own words. It's not exactly a powerlevel to say I'd need both goddamn fists for that, right? And poke out the end a bit? I know that's gross, guys, but I'm not exactly huge. He's.. almost impressively small.. by his own description.
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unless greg has some ungodly huge hands his dick has to be like 3-3.5 inches max, it's almost enough to make me want to feel bad for him. I think whatever made his brain stop developing made his dick stop growing too.
 
And not that I want to encourage him to post more nudes, but if you're going to do it, Gurg, for God's sake, get a cheap bluetooth remote control/shutter for your phone and a cheap iPhone stand off Amazon. The selfie angle is so amateur.

I'll take my ratings.
 
Whatever he has shoved down there has given him a pointy dick. How* can a grown man not know how to stuff realistically? It's not that fucking hard.
 
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