🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway not because he likes it, but because there's no one else available and it's the right thing to do.
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Tvtropes is the worst thing that has happened to you.

Stop bathing in self pity, thinking you actually work this hard. A lot of people unfairly do. You don't. You romanticize your failure to act as an adult; you aren't anyone's protagonist.
 
Gonna tell you right now, Connor: Being on your own and supporting yourself is one of the greatest feelings of accomplishment ever. You honestly need to work towards striking out on your own and doing "Adult Stuff" before you try for any lofty goals of being a writer. You need a stable foundation to do it from.
 
Connor said:
Reminds me of a trope, the Knight in Sour Armor. I think I'm expected to be something akin to this character type. The world has let him down. He's seen ugliness and experienced betrayal. He hates his job, and frequently bemoans the state of the world he lives in, but does his job anyway
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(Emphasis mine)

Doesn't sound like you to me.
 
What's the point of even trying to strike out on my own when my family will sabotage any effort I make? Every time I tell them to back off, they still hover over me like a plague of locusts.
 
Connor said:
What's the point of even trying to strike out on my own when my family will sabotage any effort I make? Every time I tell them to back off, they still hover over me like a plague of locusts.
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The first step to striking out is to get rid of your defeatist attitude. It's getting you nowhere.
 
Connor said:
How am I expected to grin and bear it in spite of the shit I go though?
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Everyone else does it. You're not the only one who's been through shit and, honestly, having crappy parents while being white in middle-class suburbia already puts you a lot better off than most of the world.
 
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