Johnathan Rozanski, or as most people know him, The Mysterious Mr. Enter, is a cow most well known for reviewing various cartoons that a man his age shouldn't be getting worked up about. Thanks to many examples of tard-rage stemming from said reviews, Enter was once an entity that commanded
a whole sub-forum here on the farms. Nowadays discussion of his endeavors are relegated to this sole thread as he spends most of his time fantasizing about a children's television show that will never be made.
While he might seem innocent enough, many onlookers have called out Enter as a hypocrite, pointing out how many of the flaws and criticisms he would otherwise sperg over with other works are present in his own work -
Growing around. One such concern that has arisen has been Enter's apparent lack of reservation when it comes to inserting fetishes in to the 'show' aimed at children, such as excessive cross-dressing and gender role reversal. Additionally, he has a terrible grasp on worldbuilding and story telling, resulting in confusing storylines and inappropriate morals - All of which he has heavily criticized in other works of fiction.
Many viewers have pointed out how dystopian the setting is; for those unaware, the whole 'shtick' of the show is how adults and children have swapped places in society. Enter doesn't see how this is an issue, neglecting to realize that most of his world lose their rights once they turn 18. Enter also neglects to do anything fun or interesting with the world, once again ignoring the implications of a world run by children since the stone age. The countries are just terrible kids puns and most social norms are still structured as if the world was made today through the eyes of a kid - it doesn't take any of the theory crafting that usually comes with decent world-building.
Despite a lack of experience and work material, in his infinite wisdom Enter thought it a good idea to start an Indiegogo campaign in an attempt to fund development for his series. With half finished scripts and disjointed artworks by various artists from deviantart, the Indiegogo unsurprisingly failed, sending Enter in to a downwards spiral of frustration and insanity. This was covered quite a bit by the internet cartoon reviewer community with many skeptical of it's success like Justarobot or Turkey Tom. Some were more optimistic like Pieguyrulz as Enter piled on all of his hopes and dreams on this crowdfunding attempt. Perhaps the most likely reason for its failure was asking for 350,000 dollars for a pilot with sloppy writing, barely if any animation and scrounged together art work. This is what seemed to push John off the deep end as he focused on growing around to the exclusion of all his other projects.
With all of this Growing around nonsense, it's easy to forget what enter was originally known for - reviewing cartoons. Much to his, and everyone else's dismay, he still produces these; his most recent series being Nick-o-Rama, where throughout the month of December 2019 he would review every Nick-toon ever made. Of course, thanks to Enter's lack of work ethic and poor planning skills these videos would come out consistently late - with excuses ranging from 'playing too many video games' to Enter '
hurting his wrist'. Naturally, this upset fans and provided ammo to his detractors, eventually leading up to the deletion of his Twitter. Enter eventually did end up finishing his Nick-O-Rama series in his usual, resentful way, and
can be viewed here as a playlist created by a fan, as Enter is too lazy to create one himself. Furthermore, Enter has repeatedly started and never finished various projects in the past, including various Patreon demanded reviews, a MLP fan animation, an rpg, a tcg, a let's play series of every PS1 game and multiple reviews of the book "1001 video games you must play before you die."
Like many Content Cows, Enter is his own worst enemy. Through dismissing criticism, accusing any concerns as trolling attempts, and refusing to prioritize realistic goals and expectations, he has driven many of his fans away, many of them become his current trolls and detractors. His obsession with Growing Around has also taken a hold of everything Enter now does, with references to it being made, humorously, as a way to explain how he would do a show 'better'. Enter even published a book regarding his own growing around series on amazon. It's been reviewed on here by
@Piga Dgrifm as well as a single amazon review being posted, which ripped it to shreds as being not very good. You can have a pdf of the book here, done by Piga after enter tried to make it disappear but as this site shows, the internet never forgets:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-m...is-growing-around.43381/page-245#post-6243695 If you want to spare yourself from reading it and just hear the criticism, the amazon review made fun of it by saying actual kids, didn't enjoy it, the pacing was poorly thought out, the dialogue was not something children would say and it gave off uncomfortable vibes with all of the cross dressing involved.
The show itself is supposedly made for children as numerously stated by John but a closer look reveals that not to be the case. It's literally made for Enter and man children in general with it's hatred for normal adult life like getting a job and living on your own and literally being made for just Enter's enjoyment like inserting numerous examples of a certain fetish: crossdressing of guys dressing up in various girly outfits with just a few examples listed below. It's gotten rather uncomfortable for other people viewing it, seeing it as rather creepy as John continues to insist nothing is wrong and this is totally okay for a kids show because they did it in a one off gag and not a full time feature of the show itself.
Some debate regarding Enter's own personal life has occassionally cropped up from time to time in the thread. It is known he lives with his grandparents these days and hates his own parents, making a decent chunk of spending money from his youtube and other sources of ad revenue, if not enough to live off of on his own. It has been confirmed Enter eats nothing but junk food in the form of kraft macaroni and cheese and instant ramen, not mentioning likely eating candy constantly as well, not doing any favors for his health. He shaves with scissors instead of a razor for whatever ungodly reason, resulting in a patchy and scraggly hobo beard. He has claimed to aromatic asexual and sex repulsed which is why crude romances and adult cartoons piss him off so much. He does also claim to being brutally bullied in school and hating school in general, which is why both are major early triggers for him. In 2019, Enter did a "docuementary" called Technocracy in which he called out capsizing privacy, limiting free speech and reducing monetization, something he has a vested interest in. However, most of his fanbase doesn't care, resulting in declining views and subscribers.
Some examples of Enter's older and newer controversies include his rampant hatred of some of the writers of SpongeBob Squarepants like Zeus Cervas and Casey Alexander. In his review of the episode Pet Sitter Pat, he called out Casey Alexander for some things he said on twitter, causing Enter's rabid fans to harrass Casey. Other examples include his Rocket Monkeys review, which he turned into a video about him hating requests, despite asking for them, A review of the Troll animation, where he threatened to block people over arguing against cyberbulling and trolling being the same, and his review of Putting your Hoof Down, where he became depressed of Fluttershy, a character he saw himself in, bullying others. He has expressed regret for some of these like the bit with Casey but they are still noteworthy examples of past behavior. More recent examples include the whole drama with Nick-o-rama as well as his responses to the COVID-19 pandemic, which have been very controversial where he claimed health care wasn't a human right and insisted on reopening the entire country as soon as possible, with no mention of testing.
John not only takes himself incredibly seriously, he's in severe denial about his own situation as well. He avoids all opposition, calling any and all critics who offer advice as a troll and ignoring their advice entirely causing many new detractors to form. As a result his reviews have largely stagnated and his strange fascination with Growing Around has alienated anyone who would otherwise be willing to help him. Most of the people allegedly working on the 'show' are just artist he's hired off deviant art, with most of the art having dramatically less quality than other works, leaving many to believe that Enter is a control freak. What the future holds for Enter is unclear, as he seemingly wants to focus all of his time, money, and energy on a show that will most likely never get made. Some examples of people growing to dislike Enter are the cartoon reviewer community like the mentioned Justarobot and Turkey Tom as well as Rebel Taxi, I Hate Everything and numerous former fans who post on this thread, making Enter's fandom his own worst enemy with some screenshots provided below.
A little side note is that Enter's own brand of autism has attracted many different users that end up exposing rather embarrassing behaviors about themselves in various autistic fashions. This includes the entire sub forum as an example as it attracted numerous people who mocked enter to have their own flaws or this very thread which has seen various users expose themselves in various ways like admitting to watching little kid shows, embarrassing personal life stories or sheer unbridled hatred for Enter and what he makes and how they can do better in a classic case of a-logging. If you feel like you need to prove you're better than Enter, don't shout it into the world and this thread. Just focus on living your own life and working on your own projects and world building by listening to critics and not instantly dismissing them if you feel the need to write fanfiction or something like that. (this message has been brought to you by a concerned user who has seen various people fall into the same trap of a-logging Enter. If you really feel the need to say you're better than someone on the internet, you're probably not)
Growing Around has seen it's fair bit of autism growing around it as well, such then-reviewer Robobuddies (now known as Red Van Buskirk) live streaming a reading of the book, which resulted in her having a PTSD breakdown resulting from her own experiences with parental abuse. The stream is currently lost but this poster hopes it will one day be found. One of Enter's main editors for the "show," StarGiant Productions, is notably exceptional if not for their own meager reviews and lack of editing skills then for kissing up to Enter on Twitter and their admittedly justified hateboner for Jerry Pete and his followers.
In closing, Enter is a classic example of a careercow who once had a good thing going for him but wasted it away. He had the respect of many different fans and even some trolls with his taking on of Viacom's copyright strikes even during his more spergier moments like calling for the harrasment of Zeus Cervas and Casey Alexander, something even he walked back on. The key word for that previous sentence was had as in past tense, as his continued antics and obsession with growing around as well as dramatically slowing down his own reviews to focus on his passion project has seen a slow and steady bleed of subscribers that are still active as well as making less money in general for videos over time as they get less and less views as people remember him as the "Growing Around guy" who ripped off a failed disney short saying he could do it better and failing on that front in every way. His constant refusual to admit his flaws and not hold himself on a pedastal as seen him lose countless respect as well as not finishing certain projects at all like Patreon-sponsored reviews others paid for and showed interest in like the Madoka Magica review. Now we see a lolcalf go to full on lolcow and he had such a promising start as a content creator to. Rest in peace: Enter's YouTube career, 2015 to 2017
