🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

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When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.2%

  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.1%

  • Within a year

    Votes: 209 26.7%

  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 144 18.4%

  • Never

    Votes: 26 3.3%

  • Shes already there

    Votes: 254 32.4%
  • Total voters
    784
TrainWreckSpotter said:
That episode came out in 1995. Could you imagine the backlash if it came out now? All of the indignant FA Twitter and Instagram posts, letters to the network, petitions, and demands that advertisers boycott?
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Corissa wants to go rafting but is having trouble finding a raft to support her weight. Corissa should just lose weight if she wants to do that. Like with most things, she wants to have her cake and eat it.
 
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Corissa wants to go rafting but is having trouble finding a raft to support her weight. Corissa should just lose weight if she wants to do that. Like with most things, she wants to have her cake and eat it.
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We had that raft. The specs in the manual say it is a two person craft that will hold up to ~520lbs. It lasted two rounds of being inflated, floating in a lake, deflating and repacking before blowing a seam the next time we used it.
She takes up the entire thing... Space for two people, little oars, a small cooler, tackle box and poles. Her absolute size just baffles my mind. I need to see her laying in the back of a Ford F150 to understand exactly how big she is.
 
glass_houses said:
Is she even capable of swimming to safety if she falls overboard?
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She's got enough fat that she could float pretty easily. The trouble is that I don't think she could flip to be face up if she was doing a deadman's float. So, she's probably got a 50/50 chance of making it if she goes in. Provided rescue crews can get to her, of course. Jay's not going to be able to do shit to help her except call 911.
 
Spastic Colon said:
She's got enough fat that she could float pretty easily. The trouble is that I don't think she could flip to be face up if she was doing a deadman's float. So, she's probably got a 50/50 chance of making it if she goes in. Provided rescue crews can get to her, of course. Jay's not going to be able to do shit to help her except call 911.
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She def shouldn't be in the water for her own safety and the safety of others. The 1st thing any non motorized boating class goes over is self arrest (so flipping and getting back in your boat) in case of an accident off shore. If she can't safely do that she has no business on the water and there's no physical way she can.
 
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I love this picture for multiple reasons. First you just know that there's a car parked just outside the frame. No doubt they'll claim they "walked" because lying about their physical shape is what fatties do, HAES and all. You can be 500 lbs and hike a 20 mile trail with no problems at the same pace as anyone else.

Secondly looking at his clothing. Fatties love to spend money on apparel fit for whatever occasion they'll do. Going out for a walk? Best first buy those 150$ sneakers and some jogging clothes for those 10 seconds they'll be out. Going hiking? Buy top of the line hiking books, backpack for all the cheese and other nutty snacks and a pair of support sticks for that parking lot they'll be conquering.

Why do so many think that things like that and supplements or food with fancy tags like organic is the untold secret that it eluded them for so long and a key to becoming skinny? They're willing to spend money on worthless things like that but god forbid they actually put in some work and just eat less.

And we all know that if by some miracle they actually do something, they'll just later reward themselves and erase any progress they made. Flailed your arms for 5 seconds? Have a piece or two of that chocolate cake because you've earned it, even though you only burned < 100 calories and are now consuming 1000.
 
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