Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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You groomed a child Staph. Dreams are your subconsciousness trying to tell you something.

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Meowthkip said:
Yeah, but if anybody felt compelled to watch her, they'd have a hard time because she doesn't leave the house.
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Maybe her parents could join up. They can become our very first Lolcow wranglers, We could get them a badge and everything. I can see it now:

"My daughter just got back from the community garden. She brought back nothing but dandelions. When I asked her about it she made this screeching sound until her tendies where done. She then put some in her hot water and drank it with her tendies. Now all my mugs taste funny and she hasn't left the bathroom in days. Apparently dandelion tea is some kinda diuretic."
 
WinchesterPremium said:
Maybe her parents could join up. They can become our very first Lolcow wranglers, We could get them a badge and everything. I can see it now:

"My daughter just got back from the community garden. She brought back nothing but dandelions. When I asked her about it she made this screeching sound until her tendies where done. She then put some in her hot water and drank it with her tendies. Now all my mugs taste funny and she hasn't left the bathroom in days. Apparently dandelion tea is some kinda diuretic."
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"My daughter just woke me up in the middle of the night screaming that the Kiwi Farms were coming for her. When I told her to shut up, she shrieked that this was all my fault for molesting her in her imagination."
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
"My daughter just woke me up in the middle of the night screaming that the Kiwi Farms were coming for her. When I told her to shut up, she shrieked that this was all my fault for molesting her in her imagination."
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"My daughter was a frigging mistake and I contemplate drinking Draino every damned day of my damned life. So does the cat."
 
WinchesterPremium said:
Maybe her parents could join up. They can become our very first Lolcow wranglers, We could get them a badge and everything. I can see it now:

"My daughter just got back from the community garden. She brought back nothing but dandelions. When I asked her about it she made this screeching sound until her tendies where done. She then put some in her hot water and drank it with her tendies. Now all my mugs taste funny and she hasn't left the bathroom in days. Apparently dandelion tea is some kinda diuretic."
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This happens with parents of munchies fairly often.
 
I would give anything to hear from Papa Cianfriglia. Does he know what he daughter says and thinks about him? What would happen if he did? I want these answers, goddammit.
 
cogsworth said:
I would give anything to hear from Papa Cianfriglia. Does he know what he daughter says and thinks about him? What would happen if he did? I want these answers, goddammit.
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I really need to know if he knows she peed in his mug.
 
Meowthkip said:
Yeah, but if anybody felt compelled to watch her, they'd have a hard time because she doesn't leave the house.
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While I absolutely do not recommend this, imagining her chimp out if someone came up to her and told her they're one of her fans from kiwifarns is a pretty entertaining thought.
 
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...you mean heterosexual. Also, how can a supposedly genderless person be gay?
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...isn't that what Stephanie does???
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She left off the option "I'm from KF and I'm here to laugh at you"
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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Just as nutty as she is. How long until Staph decides that her "spirit spouses" are REALLY just other personalities, and she TOTALY has DID?
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She basically already did that with the "I was possessed by their ghosts!" thing

Hamplanet Fitness said:
She left off the option "I'm from KF and I'm here to laugh at you"
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That was implied with the "Weird porn" option.
 
"Getting an internet hug from a MtF made me gay"
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This is Staph. What I would like to call an autogyneminetophile, an AGMP, like idislikecispeople-- a girl who wishes she was a trans girl.
 
Hamplanet Fitness said:
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"Girl" as in a child or "girl" as in a grown woman you're fetishizing because she has a soft birb?

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Come on, Sapphy, you've been LARPing as a mental health advocate long enough to know the answer - use whatever pronouns the alter fronting uses unless the system is fine with being called "we". Get with the times.

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Another example of incredible selfishness. Imagine pretending to be a nice, selfless person and then someone who has struggles similar to you vents to you and you think it's annoying. You ARE a bitch, Sapphire. A child grooming, trans woman fetishizing bitch.
 
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