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I love that DSP logic train. Has an infection all week. constantly tells people he can't take time off or he loses a lot of money, cancels the early stream because of ear infection, gets better, refuses to do late stream even though he isn't in significant pain that he had been in all week up to that point.
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He needs more time to get some jpgs.
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How did we all collectively forget that DSP has iron fortitude and might have been nursing an ear infection for a week without a single complaint? I feel stoopid.
Croppered
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God, those people are pussies.
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https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/earache-and-infection-relief/ID=361405-tier3 (same day delivery: https://risnews.com/walgreens-offer-demand-delivery)
https://www.cvs.com/shop/personal-care/ear-care/ear-drops (same day delivery: https://delivery.cvs.com/)
Is it possible he went to the doctor yesterday for an ear infection he had been trying to ignore for a week? Sure, in the same way it's possible I'm going to be hit by lightning in 3 seconds. The guy who bitches about it being hot in his "GIB $100" vest when it's 55 degrees outside wants everyone to believe he didn't say word one about an excruciating ear ache for a full week? Come on, man.
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For fuck’s sake. Even more bullshit. DSP complains about literally anything that makes him the slightest bit uncomfortable, and now he’s trying to say that he’s been dealing with a painful ear infection all week and he was magically tough enough to not even mention it? Get fucked you massive lump of shit...
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He's done this shit before. He beta tests his excuse on twitter on a day off and uses the days worth of people reacting to it to modify the excuse to better fit a plausible reality. People shoot holes in his bs and he uses that to plug things up for his pigs. His vague and basic-bitch ear infection tweet is going to take like 20 minutes of prestream to really flesh out into the complete narrative of him doing nothing wrong and detractors being idiots.
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Hahaha as if anyone believes DSP would not start complaining about something the moment it started bothering him.
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He's nearly retarded, so him needing a day is good proof of that. It's why he does those "whadoidoo" delays or looks at a menu too. He desperately fabricates a lie as fast as his ~85 IQ mind can do it.
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For me, it's the fact that he lies just so damn much. How he asserts your opinion onto you, then in the next instant butters you up with his PR "it's okay that you disagree with me" nonsense. Watch the final part of his Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough to fully understand what I mean. And more recently the "pretend I'm sick for a day so I can think of how I'm going to spin things for my paypigs".
Of course, Phil's really bad at lying, so watching him is like an introductory course on "how to deal with liars".
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Ok I'm being a fag but I literally woke up with an ear infection this morning.
It's uncomfortable, I took painkillers and 30 mins later it was a mild discomfort at worst. The pharmacy gave me ear drops over the counter...
He's not had this for a fucking week, I literally woke up and my ear hurt today. They come on fast.
I've also managed to wear headphones all day taking calls and did a full days work, I guess Phils just not a mature adult.
It's uncomfortable, I took painkillers and 30 mins later it was a mild discomfort at worst. The pharmacy gave me ear drops over the counter...
He's not had this for a fucking week, I literally woke up and my ear hurt today. They come on fast.
I've also managed to wear headphones all day taking calls and did a full days work, I guess Phils just not a mature adult.
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Phil's probably making his infection up. We can only wait and determine why with more of his bullshit. This is the stupid shit we watch everyday for some autistic reason.
TeeDee1622
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Wow well you have a very justified reason to hate on him. It's crazy how he's such an asshole to other content creators. You'd think he could sympathize with them!
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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I kinda look at phil as the absolute worst characteristics humanity can muster all in one package.
I’m in my late 20s and every time I think of an annoying former classmate, or coworker, or teacher, or relative, or old friend, or even someone I only met at a party once that just annoyed the shit out of me or I genuinely hated phil has shown the qualities I hated back then several times.
Like he’s truthfully got zero redeeming qualities as a person. I’m going to ramble off all his shitty qualities just off the top of my head.
He’s straight up bad with money, he gets angry very easily, he is quick to snap at people and take said anger out on others, he’s a loud mouth in the sense that he is quick to talk shit and not back it up, he is quick to whimper and whine when someone shit talks him, he can’t take a joke to save his damn life, he acts like a victim over everything, he’s a bad friend on multiple levels I won’t list, he completely lacks empathy on a basic level, he makes up clearly bullshit stories to try and being cool, he’s a massive hypocrite.
I could go on but you get my point. Now everyone is guilty of some of these things to varying degrees, but it just always feels like phil has every single one of these character flaws cranked up to the max.
Any time you’ve seen someone in public making an ass of yourself and thought “man I’m glad I’m not like that” well that other person is phil. Every time you’ve been in a situation and been able to step back and identify what the right and wrong response is and take the mature, right path phil would’ve done the opposite. We all remember going to parties and having to hear that guy try to be the coolest guy at the party with obviously bull stories, well phil was that guy,
it really is something, I’ve never seen someone first hand just so blatantly shitty, he truly doesn’t have a single redeeming aspect to himself, he actively demonstrates how not to act daily.
joeblowspumoni
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Holy fuck his Twitter feed over the last 24 hours has been a glorious dumpster fire.
Between the Racket stream, the "ear infection" we've gotten a good look at a man who's unraveling in real time. The newest trend seems to be the gay-ass "oops!" he wants to attach at the end what I presume he thinks are epic smackdown tweets.
Btw big ups to @LyteSydeByll and @Proper Pangolin for serving as right proper reps for the 'tractor community--the stream was funny as hell, and well worth the five hour watch to get a refresh on the lore, while seeing Nick laugh his ass off at highlights like "the incident" and the hospital saga.
Between the Racket stream, the "ear infection" we've gotten a good look at a man who's unraveling in real time. The newest trend seems to be the gay-ass "oops!" he wants to attach at the end what I presume he thinks are epic smackdown tweets.
Btw big ups to @LyteSydeByll and @Proper Pangolin for serving as right proper reps for the 'tractor community--the stream was funny as hell, and well worth the five hour watch to get a refresh on the lore, while seeing Nick laugh his ass off at highlights like "the incident" and the hospital saga.
TeeDee1622
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This is pretty much exactly what I think as well! Very well put! It really is rare that you find someone that has ALL of the worst qualities a person can have simultaneously. Like I've had friends that have one or maybe two of these characteristics but he is some rare form that has all of them. It's honestly pretty interesting.
I'll add one more: his inability to take responsibility for anything. Ever watched the TIHYDP: PUBG, Overwatch salt montages, or any of his Street Fighter TIHYDP's? He makes up excuses for every single death or match lost. This also shows in his IRL life where he blames everyone else for the problems that he himself creates (blames detractors for low views, etc). That one bothers me the most but anyways he is quite an interesting for all of the wrong reasons!
WiFi Assassination
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Yeah. It rules to see someone who is wrong about everything in literally every way and keeps on fucking his life up via avoidable circumstances but does absolutely nothing to change his position except bitch about it. Plus his army of sycophants helping him create a tiny little echo chamber that detaches himself from the world makes it hilarious any time he actually has to interact with something that isn't his couch.
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I had to profile him last year for work. One of our former clients is based in Seattle and was looking for potential donors to help donate to their fundraising goal. Most of the people on the list were small business owners or people who were prominent. I had no knowledge of DSP outside of the guy that Guru Larry would make fun of. All I had going for the list was that Phil Burnell was a youtuber (everyone at my work is in their 50s+). The site we use, Beenverified, had the Kiwifarms DSP forums as one of Phil's social media sites. I did the profile, but we ended up telling the client that he wouldn't be "a good fit". The profile had things like his estimated income ($100,000+) as well as his relationship status and a short bio.
Everyone I've profiled who ended up not being a good fit was either 1) extremely poor or 2) had no online presence due to being 70+ years old, DSP was the exception. Most profiles take 2 hours to do, but for this guy, I spent more time on it out of work just reading his "lore" from kiwifarms or watching videos. Only time I'll watch DSP now is with TIHYDP, the exception being DK64, and by reading his antics here
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The pignosis on display here is incredible. His
fan literally quoted what Phil himself said earlier on Twitter about having "no pain".Phil responds with: "You think someone who has ear swelling, stabbing pain, and can't hear just magically heals?!?" (Also suddenly he's deaf)
Phil earlier on Twitter: "Thank god for modern medicine, it magically healed all my ear pain in an hour."
Phil in the very next sentence: "Yes, the pain is magically completely gone and the swelling went away, but that's because of the medicine!!!" (So Phil is almost completely symptom free except for a little swelling, but can't play video games. . .and I guess he says he's deaf and/or can't wear headphones so apparently it's impossible to play video games without sound)
Phil in the sentence just beforehand: "I've had an ear infection for days! I did nothing about it and sat around expecting it to magically go away while I wore headphones 8 hours a day."
It sounds like Phil read the responses explaining why his claims are bullshit and is floundering to control the narrative. Now suddenly he knows headphones are bad for ear infections, ear infections take much longer than 2 hours for the antibiotic to noticeably begin lessening symptoms from a "severely bad, crippling ear infection" like he claimed to have, and he's actually deaf too dood.
And his
's only response is, "I'm sorry for my ignorance sir"×4
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