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If Phil comes back tomorrow, and is just talking a bit quieter and coofing/clearing his throat every ten seconds, then it was all horseshit. Antibiotics take a bit of time to really kick in. I seriously doubt he was able to get some pain killers from the doctor, as you almost have to walk in to the doctor’s office with a missing limb for them to consider giving you some Vicodin these days (plus Phil is scared of narcotics). So I guess we’ll see tomorrow for sure.
 
KD6-3.7 said:
If Phil comes back tomorrow, and is just talking a bit quieter and coofing/clearing his throat every ten seconds, then it was all horseshit. Antibiotics take a bit of time to really kick in. I seriously doubt he was able to get some pain killers from the doctor, as you almost have to walk in to the doctor’s office with a missing limb for them to consider giving you some Vicodin these days (plus Phil is scared of narcotics). So I guess we’ll see tomorrow for sure.
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He got eardrops, so guess it's going to be a gin and tylenol night.
 
PutridElephant said:
Has he forgotten Tweets are public again? Most of the responses was not to delay AtK.
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David Davidson said:
And as for skipping Warzone, I saw only one person out of 100 replies over his three twitter posts to skip Warzone. It was also like 40% to skip and 60% to do Ask The King so this is also just bullshit to weasel out of something when he could have just gone with "I don't want to do Ask The King."
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Yeah he does this all the time. Not just that, but he also keeps inventing people that don't actually exist just so he can pretend that he and his viewers are on the same page.
You know how children pretend to have imaginary friends? This mature adult never grew out of that phase apparently.
 
actually said:
More than that since he hit $150-$200 on more than one occasion and got $1000+ on his birthday stream.

It'll all be in the monthly roundup in a day or two. If he takes tomorrow off, that gets real easy for me :lol:
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I’d be very interested to see a line graph of his daily tips over the past year or two. I feel like it would also illustrate just how much cash Phil has flowing into his wallet from his retarded fan base.
 
My ask the king assumption is he doesn't want people cheering and tipping for 3 hours about the rekeita stream.

He probably hopes in a week it'll blow over.
 
Ear drops are funny cause we usually only give them to babies and geriatrics for ear infections. I'd guess two possibilities: he either just went down to the CVS and grabbed the first thing that said it was for ear ouchies or if he had a doctor's appointment it was probably Tele-Health and doc just loaded him up on the broadest spectrum abx since he can't actually look inside.

It's always a rabbit hole with Philip.
 
PutridElephant said:
How did he afford to get ear medication? Why didn't he get any while he was resource gathering? Is ear medication business related?

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Lmaaaaow.. I'm sure 19 people have said this already but count me 20 because I just can't help myself so baby Jesus screaming christ, this little faggot. It's just the ocean with no floor...

He's never just "kinda congested", or "summer cold", or "low-grade fever, no big", or "headache", nonono. Not with this absolute fucking unit.
With him it's "literally dying!" ((sniffles)) "literally almost choked to death!" ((stuffy nose))/"literally couldn't breathe for 5 minutes!" (<--- maybe I'll give him this one, given his flatlined brain activity), "almost bled to mother fucking death!" ((nicked himself shav-wait.)), and "EXCRUCIATING PAIN!!1!" ((mild discomfort)). "Excruciating pain." Lol. He has never in his entire life been in "excruciating pain". Everything gotta be a 5-alarm trashfire with him, lol.

And even if he did have an earache (he doesn'), your ears almost always tell you something is wrong before it goes full-on want to die (because yes, ear infections are the worst). But you can feel your shit getting wonky (popping, equilibrium being off, etc.) before the pain hits. It wouldn't be ramped up to fuckin eleven overnight. There's no earache, fuck that. This is not a guy who suffers in silence. He would've been whining about his headphones on Sunday, tweeting about ear canal ouchies yesterday, & by today, yes, he'd have been bitchpissing all over the internet about how he has an inoperable brain tumor.

Grown. Ass. Man. I fucking swear he still wears diapers. He's a rotten 8 year old trying to get out of going to school.

TL;DR: The only thing wrong with this fat fuck is a sprained vagina.
 
I'll be ahnest with you guys, I was really disappointed to miss yesterday's stream as I know you all wanted to keep the vest streak going. Truth of the matter is, that medication was expensive and it was money I couldn't afford to spend. So I was thinking we should set the vest goal at $200 for this stream. I mean, it would be a real shame if you couldn't contribute enough and the streak has to end, especially with all the bad luck I've been having recently.
 
TurboSwine said:
This nibba really had his medication delivered? How much do we suppose that would cost? I'm sure he was in so much pain he couldn't drive anywhere. Or does delivered mean Kat brought it to him on lunch break.
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Ordering a bottle of ibuprofen on Amazon isn't very expensive, even if you spring for same-day delivery.
 
hundredthousand said:
One of the more recent times he encountered a "detractor" live was during a call of duty session.

He just started yelling out "blah blah blah" in a panic while fumbling to either mute the guy or leave the server.

It was an embarrassing sight to witness and showed again just how goddamn sheltered he has become from reality. Phil is scared shitless of any confrontation where he can't click and ban them.
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Any chance we could get a timestamp or video of that?
 
TurboSwine said:
Yeah but it seems he's talking about a prescription from a pharmacy. I don't know of any major pharmacies that are delivering even with the rona going around (but I could be wrong.) Which means he had to find some sort of courier service for a fee.
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Remember who we're talking about. Paul would absolutely try to make it sound like a bottle of Motrin is a life-saving prescription, and that waiting for UPS to drop off the package is actually him waiting for the chief of medicine at UW to personally deliver it to him.
 
Shick said:
Remember who we're talking about. Paul would absolutely try to make it sound like a bottle of Motrin is a life-saving prescription, and that waiting for UPS to drop off the package is actually him waiting for the chief of medicine at UW to personally deliver it to him.
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The chief of medicine is a huge fan and really likes his content. He did everything correct with his health, there was nothing he could do.

Edit: But I really wouldn't put it past Phil to pay 20 delivery fee on a 4 dollars at Walmart prescription (of course he can't use Walmart, he must use the privately owned pharmacy.)
 
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