Unpopular opinions about food

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Adamska said:
Onions taste great, but that crunch ain't something I like unless it's been grated. Big fucking hunks need to be jammy IMO.
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Underdone onion pieces in hamburgers especially is a war crime. I'd rather bite into a ground piece of cow testicle.
 
Captain Hastings Official said:
Eastern Mediterranean food (e.g. Greek, Turkish, Levantine) is better than Italian food.
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I dunno about that. I've been to several Greek restaurants and they make some good food but they always overcook the meat till it's bland and flavorless.
 
If one must use ketchup, French's is infinitely superior to Heinz.

Olives--any kind of olives--taste putrid and musty.

Nobody actually likes kale, they just say they do.

I love eggs, but scrambled is the most unappealing way to eat them.
 
A borscht-on said:
I love eggs, but scrambled is the most unappealing way to eat them.
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That reminds me... I think most people are doing scrambled eggs wrong. Those aren't scrambled eggs, they're chopped fried eggs. Especially if you were trying to fry eggs but you broke them so you just said "fuck it" and started stirring them around. Scrambled eggs are scrambled before they go into the pan and are gently heated until fluffy, not fried into chunks.
 
Bananas are best while the skin still has some green in it. Not too much green, though.

Taco Bell is great only when I am smoking weed.

I like the masochistic burn I get when eating very spicy foods. Kinda like I am affirming my masculinity to myself in this petty way.
 
Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
Lemme tell you why Japanese food, by which I mean Japanese restaurants, suck. They sell the same shit as Chinese restaurants, plus sushi, for twice as much. The'yre not worth it.
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Only shit Japanese restaurants that aren't even Japanese. If the restaurant looks like it has food Chinese restaurants usually have? Pass. Advertises any other kind of Asian cuisine in addition to Japanese? Pass. Has "dragon" in the name? Also pass. Buffet? Nope. Is it in a mall? Nope. "Hibachi"? NO.

If you want to get extra autistic the place should have daily seasonal fresh fish and cost minimum 3x as much as Chinese food, then it's maybe real Japanese.
 
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I don't like energy drinks. They taste nasty and the boost you get is just equivalent to downing a few cans of soda, you just end up sugar crashing after an hour. I'll stick with coffee.
 
Autumnal Equinox said:
I don't like energy drinks. They taste nasty and the boost you get is just equivalent to downing a few cans of soda, you just end up sugar crashing after an hour. I'll stick with coffee.
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I don’t think anybody likes how they taste. They sell a lot of them because they appeal to the inner middle schooler in many people.
 
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