🍗 Deathfat Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - Formerly Fat Faggot who cried because he ate and ate because he cried.

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I have been lurking on this thread for a few months, not terribly interested in Nik himself, but more in what you Farmers think and say about him since he's such a gross one-trick-pony. I thought I'd click the link, see what the big deal was about some lardass showing his dick and gut, and that would be that.

That was not that.

I need some time to myself. A lot of time.
 
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A borscht-on said:
I have been lurking on this thread for a few months, not terribly interested in Nik himself, but more in what you Farmers think and say about him since he's such a gross one-trick-pony. I thought I'd click the link, see what the big deal was about some lardass showing his dick and gut, and that would be that.

That was not that.

I need some time to myself. A lot of time.
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You know the feeling of “collective grief” that Covid-19 articles keep referring to? Like how the virus is creating a shared sense of loss as we mourn life as we knew it, likely leaving permanent scars on our psyche... I think we’re experiencing that feeling microcosmically right here on this thread. Stay safe everyone.
 
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raritycunt said:
Anyone else wanna gouge their eyeballs out with own fingernails?
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Yes and stick my fingers down my throat. I don't feel well.

Beluga said:
Why is his asshole vertical? It looks like the Eye of Sauron.
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Sorry about the double post but I just had to say, no wonder he shat on Trisha Paytas' couch. His asshole is fucked; literally and metaphorically speaking.
 
j666 said:
some anon has been posting them on lolcow over the past few weeks. enjoy, i guess...

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sidenote: the 'do not post pornography rule' doesn't even apply to /snow/, where nikocado's thread is located.
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I can't believe he's in the top .28 of creators on onlyfans, his asshole looks like an overused coinslot for those shitty gumball machines :cryblood:
 
j666 said:
some anon has been posting them on lolcow over the past few weeks. enjoy, i guess...

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There is no way people are actually paying to see this shit, I refuse to believe it. Literally looks like a shriveled vienna sausage.
 

It will always amaze me that people like Nik, Foodie Beauty and ALR can eat copious amounts of shit and their body keeps going. Looking at Niks gut he’s at least 300lbs.
 
Wanston said:
There is no way people are actually paying to see this shit, I refuse to believe it. Literally looks like a shriveled vienna sausage.
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I was thinking more along the lines of something one might find washed-up and stranded on the beach after a hellish storm; the siphon of some weird little deep sea mollusc, shrivelling in the hot sand and sunlight.

But perhaps if vienna sausages were kept in the same conditions as those inside Nicholas' underpants, they'd also have that same look; of something small and diseased, quivering away from the fresh, drying air.

But fuck knows what's going on down there- In the other pic, it appears like the poor little thing is turned necrotic black and mummified brown, as his vascular system blocks up with lard.
 
I scrolled two images then got the fuck out of that spoiler. Many apologies for taunting the op into posting!
 
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