💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Twelve hours ago, Jack was picking up food at Panda Express.

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Twenty minutes ago, Jack was lamenting the fact that people aren’t “eating healthy inside their house.”

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Never change, Jack.
 
Unemployment is pretty strict when it comes to determining eligibility. Youtuber? Get fucked. The sauce company? He has actual proof that his business is still operational, so they'd either deny his claim outright, or give him the lowest amount possible. The money would also stop coming in once Jack forgets to file a weekly report of sales.

TL;DR: Coward Jack could maybe irk out a couple thousand bucks, but once any businesses open back up, the cash cow is dry.

He'd be too lazy to certify for the week and wouldn't get it.
 
Twelve hours ago, Jack was picking up food at Panda Express.

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Twenty minutes ago, Jack was lamenting the fact that people aren’t “eating healthy inside their house.”

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Never change, Jack.
I like how Jack thinks BBQ and air fried foods are just automatically healthy for some reason. So healthy that he suggests them as better alternatives. And/or he's just salty that people aren't searching for his culinary abominations so he's not getting a ratings bump like many other Youtubers right now.
 
Twenty minutes ago, Jack was lamenting the fact that people aren’t “eating healthy inside their house.”

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Never change, Jack.

Because not everyone has the privilege of owning 9,000 BBQ grilles like you, fat Jack, and not every other fucking country lives on BBQ either. Also wasn't he talking so much shit about air frying? You can't fucking air fry everything.

Funny because most of the recipes on that list there are way healthier than what the fat man churns out in his kitchen.
 
Was watching a bit of Hell's Kitchen last night and couldn't help but wonder how it would go if our boy Jack went on the show.

"And what do you call this?"
"Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, chef."
Ramsay takes a bite and they have to stop filming because he runs straight to the bathroom and vomit.

No they dont. There was one signature dish that actually made him heave and the cameras kept rolling.

Since he doesnt do the elimination right there, Jack would get a shot at working in the kitchen...and every single plate would come up raw until Ramsay finally throws him out.
 
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Says the fat man who is so lazy and gluttonous that he refuses to even go for post-stroke physiotherapy for his gimp arm.

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Good luck trying to use the knife with your gimp arm. Is Big T just letting him go free-for-all with her card, or was it from the 1200 trumpbux?
Looks like a cheap 20 bucks chinese cleaver with a fucked up bevel and cut into shape with an anglegrinder, probably from some chink seller, really cheap handle scales too.. Happened a lot 2 years ago, so he's even behind in shitty knive trends. At least he might contract the coof from it, or Tam Tam more likely.
 
Looks like a cheap 20 bucks chinese cleaver with a fucked up bevel and cut into shape with an anglegrinder, probably from some chink seller, really cheap handle scales too.. Happened a lot 2 years ago, so he's even behind in shitty knive trends. At least he might contract the coof from it, or Tam Tam more likely.
Of the countries that are renown for quality knives, I know Albania is at the top of all lists. /sneed

The pinterest list looks nice. I'll search for those dishes and make a couple videos off them.
 
Of the countries that are renown for quality knives, I know Albania is at the top of all lists. /sneed

The pinterest list looks nice. I'll search for those dishes and make a couple videos off them.
Off topic, but it annoys me to no end how my fellow Americans think a shepherd's pie has ground beef in it.
 
Benefits are only up to 26 weeks and the minimum unemployment wage is $30 per day you fat fuck.

Of all the things for him to get salty over, why unemployment benefits? It’s not like any Joe Blow can just come in and be like,”yeah I’d like my money for not working please” and just get it. For one, you have to have actually been working recently and been let go. Pretty sure you can’t even get it if you just quit your job. Jack has no idea how anything works but I guess that’s never stopped him from having a very vocal negative opinion about everything. When I see his Facebook posts I wonder what his FB “friends” really think of him. I bet he makes his brothers cringe at the very least, and probably a lot of other people, but they are generally too polite to call him out or realize it’s a waste of time and just let him be. He’s been more fortunate than he deserves to end up surrounded by so many people who show mercy and humility toward his dumb ass.
 
Yesterday: "You guys, I try not to censor."
Today:
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Not being able to inhale gigantic portions of food at wheelchair-accessible restaurants and go to the movies 10 times a week is giving him a serious case of cabin fever.
 
Yesterday: "You guys, I try not to censor."
Today:
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Not being able to inhale gigantic portions of food at wheelchair-accessible restaurants and go to the movies 10 times a week is giving him a serious case of cabin fever.
"I try not to censor" as he eliminates every single means to communicate with him...comments, live chat, Twitter...all gone.

As for the unemployment, Jack looks at it through typical boomer eyes: he thinks that only welfare queens collect unemployment and that money will be spent on useless things. Essentially Jack is projecting, since he does not work and fritters Tammy's paycheck away on grills and takeaways.
 
No they dont. There was one signature dish that actually made him heave and the cameras kept rolling.

Since he doesnt do the elimination right there, Jack would get a shot at working in the kitchen...and every single plate would come up raw until Ramsay finally throws him out.

IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
 
criticizing Jack for everything from his appearance to his attempts at cooking with an obvious disability
His appearance and his disability are a direct result of his shitty food, so you basically just repeated yourself three times there.

We also criticize him for his shitty personality, though; you can't blame that on the garbage he eats.
 
what are the links to your You Tube pages.?
I really want to see how much better you are, how great your lives are. I'm sure youre all physically fit{ and have really attractive spouces.
I bet not a single one of you has a channel. It's likely you live in mom's basement which is why you have so much time to dox Jack. They go on cruises, fun road trips eat out almost daily. What do you do... Besides this??
1. Any member on here that can lift their right hand more than 5 times in a day will be doing more exercise than Jack.

2. We've never doxed Jack, Jack doxed himself by filming his home address and phone number on his videos.

3. For someone so suddenly butthurt about Jack, most of your posts were about Mayo King.
 
Ignore the bait, he actually mocked Fat Jack in this thread and I guess he's bored from all the nothing he can do from the Wuhan Flu or something.
 
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