Containment Twitter 4/15/20 - Chris roleplaying as Sonichu

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Who will the next person Chris body swap with?

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ToroidalBoat said:
So in other words, he's no longer a crackpot-in-training, he's a full-blown insane asylum escapee.
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At least on twitter. He just needs to start demanding the local church pay for a statue of him and start proselytizing the will of Christine Chandler and the Toonverse on the streets of Ruckersville to reach his final form of insanity.
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Which is why I think if chris was granted supreme power over an entire reality it'd be like that episode of Reboot where Enzo made everyone half as intelligent as himself. His Cwckverse would be a hellscape on par with Idiocracy, full of idiots who mindlessly and endlessly praise him for the smallest of things and him loving the undeserved adoration. Chris has stated many, many times that he likes having his ass kissed all the time.
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Also tons of cartoon ponies and their artists and actresses held against their will.
 
Argh My Cigar said:
Just like that episode of Powerpuff Girls where the middle age neckbeard kidnaps and imprisons them in his room so he could complete his collection.
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Or that Sonic Boom episode where Mark "totally not Chris Chan, even though he looks and acts exactly like him" the Tapir kidnaps Sonic and his friends.
 
Damn, imagine if Chris was a Forrest Gump-esque tard?

"An then', for no particular reason, I decided ta' zap to the extreme."
 
Jack Awful said:
Or that Sonic Boom episode where Mark "totally not Chris Chan, even though he looks and acts exactly like him" the Tapir kidnaps Sonic and his friends.
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The thing about episodes like that especially in the powerpuff girls case, is that they were meant to be cautionary tales about what happens when fan devotion becomes your only defining trait as as a person and consumes your life.

Clearly Chris and the denizens of neckbeard manchildren we have today missed that part and either couldn't or wouldn't get that message through their thick skulls.
 
She is Now, literally, in the position to actively and fully take and answer your prayers, as the Goddess that she is.
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What next? Nailing 95 theses to the doors of Babscon?

Offering Indulgences on his Patreon?

How far will the sacrilege go, I wonder?
 
There we have it. Chris has finally proven to us that he (or at least the abomination he thinks inhabits him currently) is indeed a literal geinus. He knows that he's going to be broken homeless soon, so he's storing all that precious fat in his body for a rainy day. He wants to minimize his energy consumption every day so he doesn't even go to the bathroom, it's easier for him to crap himself and let Barb deal with it. He's also fattening his animals nicely so they can't run away from him when he finally needs to eat them and use their fur for clothing because clothes cost money that could be used for crystals and toys. Truly an inspiration to us all.

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Hogar Grupal said:
He'd probably be more likeable.
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IIRC Gump in the original novel was kind of a jerk and borderline racist; his only good deeds were unintentional much like how he bumbled his way through history absentmindedly.

Chris has the racist jerk part down.
 
Sonichu on Seinfeld
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@Copitz while there is still time in this charade I want you to film a video with Chris pretending to be Sonichu.
 
Seinfeld already did something similar for you Chris. Many years ago in fact.

 
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