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Imagine the comments from her ‘yasss queen” fans when she dies:

‘Oh no! How could this happen?’
‘She was so full of life!’
‘She worked out like every day, she went on walks...it doesn’t make sense!’
 
Can anybody understand WTF she's saying in the coffee story?

 
Missanthrope101 said:
This absolutely made my day, thank you. I love how she has to speed up her exercise videos to make it seem like she's not a pathetic, lumbering sloth, but fails. She must look like she's moving in slow motion in real life.
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Yeah, she has been doing that trick for YEARS, even when she was significantly less heavy than now, and it always struck me as such an obvious attempt at covering up the fact that she really does move at the expected snail's pace for her size. I don't understand why more of her viewers don't call it out.
 
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Yaaas qween! Keep scratching your face until you bleed dry and get craters bigger than the Moon's!! HAES, fat acceptance ftw!!!!
 
LetThemEatCake said:
God, me either. Think about it. Anna wakes up ever day and has to confront the fact that her sole purpose in life is to film some utterly exceptional clownish, meaningless vapid old shite that she can pretend is inspirational fluff but is really just fatty cringebait for teens who have never seen a woman as fat as her in their lives, let alone one doing the childish shit she does. Or she has to film yet another 'haul' video where she is reminded yet again how little fits her and how awful she feels about her body, and she has to plaster on a fake smile and chipper attitude while doing all of it. For someone who is actually probably desperate, lonely and hating herself and her life, every day must feel like sinking deeper into quicksand. Yet she probably feels she has to do it because she makes bank the more she does the self-abasing clownish stuff that appeals to that Tik Tok base and she burned her normal work bridges a while back.

The only way out I could possibly see for her content-wise is starting a weight loss channel and really beng serious about it but after all her fat positive shite, she's painted herself into a corner with that stuff too. She risks losing her existing fat girl go-girl viewers who hang onto the notion she promotes that you can be superfat and do anything and be healthy and happy, if she admits she's miserable, unhealthy and wants to lose weight. It would absolutely be the best route out of this for her but I think the easy Tik Tok money and swallowing of pride it would take will dissuade her from trying it. I think she will ride the Tik Tok wave until it dies, or she does.
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I wonder if this would work for her First, sober up. Then quietly start dieting, while continuing to make the humiliating cash cow videos. Then, when the weight loss has become too noticeable to hide, change content gears to “My Weight Loss Journey!” (gag) For all the fat pride and trainwreck viewers she loses, maybe she’d pick up enough supporters to pick up the slack. I’m sure I’m being overly optimistic that she could quit the booze and the food, but what if..... :optimistic: :optimistic::optimistic:
 
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She dealt with the video mistake in a healthy way:

 
I hate shorts suits, but Anna in a neon pink shorts suit is something I never want to see. It's even worse that she can't fit in it and showed us anyway. Just say it doesn't fit!
 
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