Containment What If?

[Ronin369]

What if Someone stayed Five nights at 14 branchcourt?

 

[GS 281]

What if Someone stayed Five nights at 14 branchcourt?

They would become Barb's Autistic concubine and Chris's spirit would finally be free to roam the universe.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What if Someone stayed Five nights at 14 branchcourt?

They would find Bob's corpse inside a spring-loaded animatronic rabbit suit.

 

[GS 281]

They would find Bob's corpse inside a spring-loaded animatronic rabbit suit.

WTF?

What if Chris went to amateur night at the local strip club so he could perform?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

WTF?

What if Chris went to amateur night at the local strip club so he could perform?

It'd end up on YouTube, be promptly taken down then end up on Slutload. Also, to be fair, respect to Christine, takes guts to get up and shake your rolls in front of a few sweaty, ugly men who're desperately pretending not to furiously masturbate under the tables.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

It'd end up on YouTube, be promptly taken down then end up on Slutload. Also, to be fair, respect to Christine, takes guts to get up and shake your rolls in front of a few sweaty, ugly men who're desperately pretending not to furiously masturbate under the tables.

Wait - this is happening on the planet of CWCs, right?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris did nothing and then shit himself

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Wait - this is happening on the planet of CWCs, right?

We could work it into the script, it could be the bit where the black dude dies, so fairly early on. Also of we're running with Planet Of The CWCks the ending needs to be a beach with a 200ft blow up doll half buried in the sand.

 

[Pikonic]

What if Chris was obsessed with some sports team (Yankees, Raiders, etc.) instead of Sonic?

The Packer's throwback uniforms would throw him into a blind, frothing, rage.
He'd probably be a Redskins fans and defend the name staying the same.

We could work it into the script, it could be the bit where the black dude in the pickle suit dies

Fixed

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris played second base for the Atlanta Braves?

He'd be demoted down to Single A so fast, it would make your head swim.

Or, he'd make a bunch of tired jokes about "getting to second base" with people.

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

She exists, just not in the universe.

Fix'd

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris did nothing and then shit himself

The trolls would blame him?

What if Chris met God?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

The trolls would blame him?

What if Chris met God?

He did, at the Regency Square shopping mall in 1992.

What if Chris met Bruce Vilanch?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris met God?

It would indicate that he didn't have a very stellar time in jail.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a star?

 

[Sunny-D]

What if Chris was a star?

You mean like a big round ball of gas, because that is pretty feasible.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Just FYI for anyone interested I've just finished writing chapter one of "Planets Of The CWCks" I'll post it in the fan art forum at some point.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

The trolls would blame him?

What if Chris met God?

He'd complain about his life being terrible and expect God to fix it. He'd then go down in history as the first person ever friend-zoned by the almighty.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was the Pope?

Spoiler

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was the Pope?

Spoiler

He would say to them "F-Fuck Up- Fuck Abstinence!"