- Joined
- Nov 8, 2017
What she really wants is a trad white boyfriend who will impregnate her so she can stop debasing herself on YouTube and raise a family. However, the men she attracts are pathetic. No woman is attracted to the kind of person who sits in Twitter replies going "you look like you smell like lavender!" or, on the other end, "women should smell like vinegar, it brings out my animalistic pheromones" (both real replies she got retweeting that message). The man she wants to attract is not going to want a frumpy mutt so she's stuck in this limbo and will probably resort to dating another man who cries and hides under his desk during arguments.
I don't know why but "women should smell like vinegar" is my new favorite shit.