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💀 Horrorcow Jacob Sockness / Michiro Hutaki / Agian Siin / Jacob JS / Darkseed2012 / RamleIronHeart / luvshak214 - Exceptional Occultist/UFOlogist on a Tugboat, Lolcow Chaser, CWC Stalker, BLOCKED BY CWC
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"I do look like an AIDS victim." Jacob Sockness.
Jacob's war against Thanatos, culminating in an eternal virginity curse, is weird and terrible and wonderful.
In other news, Sockness claims that he no longer wants to destroy CWC's ass, but sees him as a BFF or big sister. Make of this what you will.
Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter
“@VoyStaz @mrautism6 @CPU_CWCSonichu @1_crazy_bird In terms of the occult, my only desire is power. Christine is a mortal desire, she leaning more on a sister or BFF type when it all sorts out. That's why I'm not trying to destroy her ass anymore. She contacts me enough to keep me in line.”
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In other news, Sockness has been writting about a very sexy dream he had of CWC, and he is open to the possibility of CWC "topping" him.
We were sideways facing each other. We were looking into each other’s eyes. Somehow our clothes were missing; it was skin to skin. I felt so relaxed in her arms. I felt a pressure in my groin like something was being forced into my body where my penis comes out. My fat does have a tunnel where my penis passes through and something hard was being shoved into the part of me. I got hard and she could not get in at all. I turned over to present my butt to her, and out of nowhere my grandma walked in and said dinner was ready, she basically walked in on me and Christine about to have some fun. I lost my wood right way, she put her weight down on me to hide me so Grandma would not see what she was doing. My grandma yelled at her, “What are you doing!” She quickly lost her wood too. When grandma left, she turned over with me now laying on her. She just wrapped her arms around me and I lay naked on her naked skin. My face was on her chest and I put my mouth of her nipple; resting not suckling. She held me and told me it is time to wake up. I did wake up and I could still feel her holding me skin to skin. I did not move until I could no longer feel her embrace. I woke up so happy that I knew exactly how it feels to be held by her.
I was very close to grandma, she took care of me. She even wiped my ass when I had accidents, going into early high school. After high school, I took care of that too.
Now that I know (CWC) will try to comfort me sexually, I will find a way to prevent it from getting that way. I was very comfy in her arms until she got hard and started trying to stick it in me. I am sure I will be fine having her as a top. She has to be gentle with me. I want to feel safe.
I was very close to grandma, she took care of me. She even wiped my ass when I had accidents, going into early high school. After high school, I took care of that too.
Now that I know (CWC) will try to comfort me sexually, I will find a way to prevent it from getting that way. I was very comfy in her arms until she got hard and started trying to stick it in me. I am sure I will be fine having her as a top. She has to be gentle with me. I want to feel safe.
It's doubtful that CWC will bugger Sockness, but his professed sexual attraction seems to be evolving like an aidsy Pokemon.
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So he crapped himself as a high schooler and made his grandma wipe his ass. DAMN.
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Just when I thought Sockness couldn't get any more disgusting, he somehow does. At least Chris has always been predictable, jesus.
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I think the only thought more revolting then Jacob 'destroying Chris's ass' is the thought of Chris's bent duck being forced up Sockness's dirt road instead. Sans lube of course, because they are both retarded.
Should it come to pass, I hope Chris's dick is bent at just the right angle to avoid Jacob's prostate and deny him most of the sexual pleasure of being cornholed but leaving him all of the pain.
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I love how sockness posts on r/gayrateme and never gets a postive result."I do look like an AIDS victim." Jacob Sockness.
Jacob's war against Thanatos, culminating in an eternal virginity curse, is weird and terrible and wonderful.
In other news, Sockness claims that he no longer wants to destroy CWC's ass, but sees him as a BFF or big sister. Make of this what you will.
Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter
“@VoyStaz @mrautism6 @CPU_CWCSonichu @1_crazy_bird In terms of the occult, my only desire is power. Christine is a mortal desire, she leaning more on a sister or BFF type when it all sorts out. That's why I'm not trying to destroy her ass anymore. She contacts me enough to keep me in line.”
In other news, Sockness has been writting about a very sexy dream he had of CWC, and he is open to the possibility of CWC "topping" him.
We were sideways facing each other. We were looking into each other’s eyes. Somehow our clothes were missing; it was skin to skin. I felt so relaxed in her arms. I felt a pressure in my groin like something was being forced into my body where my penis comes out. My fat does have a tunnel where my penis passes through and something hard was being shoved into the part of me. I got hard and she could not get in at all. I turned over to present my butt to her, and out of nowhere my grandma walked in and said dinner was ready, she basically walked in on me and Christine about to have some fun. I lost my wood right way, she put her weight down on me to hide me so Grandma would not see what she was doing. My grandma yelled at her, “What are you doing!” She quickly lost her wood too. When grandma left, she turned over with me now laying on her. She just wrapped her arms around me and I lay naked on her naked skin. My face was on her chest and I put my mouth of her nipple; resting not suckling. She held me and told me it is time to wake up. I did wake up and I could still feel her holding me skin to skin. I did not move until I could no longer feel her embrace. I woke up so happy that I knew exactly how it feels to be held by her.
I was very close to grandma, she took care of me. She even wiped my ass when I had accidents, going into early high school. After high school, I took care of that too.
Now that I know (CWC) will try to comfort me sexually, I will find a way to prevent it from getting that way. I was very comfy in her arms until she got hard and started trying to stick it in me. I am sure I will be fine having her as a top. She has to be gentle with me. I want to feel safe.
It's doubtful that CWC will bugger Sockness, but his professed sexual attraction seems to be evolving like an aidsy Pokemon.
EDIT: I want to share an example. Its SFW
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autist's mspaint depiction of Sockness taking the bent lady duck
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So he was gonna "destroy Chris's ass" w/ that microduck?
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The Sonichu Medallion beat him to the punch.
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Hot off the press, but I can't archive on my vpn for some reason:
Now, just after reading that just entertain me for a second. What if Sockness is an actual manifestation of a god and came to our world and was only able to become a disabled drunk living off of government assistance while having absolute infatuation with a fat disabled troon? Just think about how gods just went from omnipotent to pitiful.
Now, just after reading that just entertain me for a second. What if Sockness is an actual manifestation of a god and came to our world and was only able to become a disabled drunk living off of government assistance while having absolute infatuation with a fat disabled troon? Just think about how gods just went from omnipotent to pitiful.
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Hot off the press, but I can't archive on my vpn for some reason:
Now, just after reading that just entertain me for a second. What if Sockness is an actual manifestation of a god and came to our world and was only able to become a disabled drunk living off of government assistance while having absolute infatuation with a fat disabled troon? Just think about how gods just went from omnipotent to pitiful.
Sounds like a Tom Robbins novel
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Dying on the cross wasn't humbling enough for God, so he came back to live as Sockness.Hot off the press, but I can't archive on my vpn for some reason:
Now, just after reading that just entertain me for a second. What if Sockness is an actual manifestation of a god and came to our world and was only able to become a disabled drunk living off of government assistance while having absolute infatuation with a fat disabled troon? Just think about how gods just went from omnipotent to pitiful.
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Hot off the press, but I can't archive on my vpn for some reason:
Now, just after reading that just entertain me for a second. What if Sockness is an actual manifestation of a god and came to our world and was only able to become a disabled drunk living off of government assistance while having absolute infatuation with a fat disabled troon? Just think about how gods just went from omnipotent to pitiful.
Didn't even get past the first line before face-palming IRL.
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Hot off the press, but I can't archive on my vpn for some reason:
Now, just after reading that just entertain me for a second. What if Sockness is an actual manifestation of a god and came to our world and was only able to become a disabled drunk living off of government assistance while having absolute infatuation with a fat disabled troon? Just think about how gods just went from omnipotent to pitiful.
remember to archive shit
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Won't let me with my VPN
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Maybe a bit edgy but I wouldn't be surprised if he used to cut himself or thought about it. It's the same desperate, masochistic, attention seeking behavior he has now.
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Sockness replied to you twice. Nothing of value, basically saying you're wrong and hes going to cast some spells.
This one is funny. Too big too attach and in wmv (I havent found a converter). He did another dance, but this one is truly autistic. His neighbors must hate him.
Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter
“https://t.co/RUPwQ4gXZ3 @CPU_CWCSonichu Thinking about your strong arms around me makes me want to dance.”
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The dance is awesome to behold. The amount of autism and tardation at his command are staggering.Sockness replied to you twice. Nothing of value, basically saying you're wrong and hes going to cast some spells.
This one is funny. Too big too attach and in wmv (I havent found a converter). He did another dance, but this one is truly autistic. His neighbors must hate him.
Jacob Sockness AKA Jake Hammer on Twitter
“https://t.co/RUPwQ4gXZ3 @CPU_CWCSonichu Thinking about your strong arms around me makes me want to dance.”
As far as LARPing his gay sorcery, he may or may not be sincere, he may not believe it, but that's beside the point. He's been putting it out there for years, and meticulously recording most of it. He's invested much of his life in it. He wants to be known for it and wants to talk about it.
Whether he has the sophistication to go "Lol, watch me to pretend to be a retard" is questionable. He's more of a "I'm a shocking fagtard look at me." But even if it's an elaborate work, it's still a joke.
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So says Jacob, who says a lot of gross, but untrue things.