2020 Coronavirus Merch Run

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kiwifarms.net
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https://merch.1776hosting.com

Our benevolent hosting company bought a server, as we've outgrown our current one. To offset costs, we're doing a merch run.
Email <jcmoon@pm.me> if you have any problems.

Orders will be mailed about 2 weeks after the end of the sale, which itself will likely run 2 weeks.


Note on an error message

The error message some people were getting should now be totally resolved. If you made an order in the first day of the run and did not receive a confirmation email, email me with the email address you used for the order and I will verify if the order went through. If you received an HTML receipt from the merchandise store, your order is processing. If you did not, contact me.


The Merch

The first design is on 4" eggshell stickers, 20 for $10. Eggshell stickers are also known as destructible stickers or security stickers because they scratch apart and leave traces instead of peeling off. These will adhere to everything permanently and I encourage people who go to college or university and get a much.

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This design is on t-shirts and hoodies. The t-shirts are $25, the hoodie is $45. The t-shirts are gendered, the hoodie is unisex (regardless of what gender you pick). The shirts are from Next Level. I don't have information on the hoodie, but it should be the same hoodie as before.

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Shipping
Shipping is guestimated. $5 to the US, $15 to Canada, $25 anywhere else. I know this is expensive and I apologize, but fulfillment is being done by a small company in California. Redbubble and other large manufacturers have printing in multiple economic regions to reduce shipping, but I do not have that luxury.



The Device
The device is large enough it will should last at least 5 years at our current growth rate. It cost $8900. To fully recoup this, we need about 500 ~ 600 orders, though realistically I'd estimate about 300, which is fine. It won't be the end of the world if we don't pay it off in one go.

AMD EPYC 7402P 24-Core processor
128GB ECC DDR4 Memory
ASRock Rack SP3 board
2x 500GB WD Black NVMe SSDs
8x 4TB 860 QVO SSDs SuperMicro 3U
8-drive bay rackmount chassis with redundant 920watt psu
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Other Support
If you're concerned about financial details, you can use privacy.com to generate gift cards that work with any billing information. You can also use these to just send me money by PMing me details.

If you'd like to use cryptocurrency, my addresses are:
BTC: 16WxJgvBk34ALJetN4s3zsReVvtx89WVsd
ETH: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
BAT: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
LTC: LSZsFCLUreXAZ9oyc9JRUiRwbhkLCsFi4q
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino

If you'd like to buy merch using crypto, DM me with your tx id, what you want, and your shipping details.

If you're a boomer and want to do bank wires, zelle, venmo, or automatic monthly donations DM me.


Thank you for your support and sticking with the community.
 
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The kiwi soup shirt is pretty cute. I probably won't be able to get one myself, sadly, but hopefully you actually make enough sales for the device.
 
Wish i could snag a shirt but i don't have the money. Wish you the best with the merch run!
 
I have a few visa gift card handy. I will buy two tomorrow. Thanks master @Null.

Edit. Is there a way to ship anonymously. I know this is a logistic nightmare but you know internet.
 
Don't have the cash for anything, but, I will be giving you a dollar, or 2, in BAT when I get them in my account.

You're welcome.
 
Do I get a discount for buying $200 worth.

Edit Holy shhheet kiwis broke as fuccckk I will just borrow a po box far away. Nigga prepared
 
Privacy.com is putting my account under review. Once that's past I'll make my purchase. I used your affiliate so you should get your $5 kickback too.
 
I'm INCREDIBLY tempted to pick up a shirt and use 2-3 sticker sets to make SoCal less of a liberal shithole but money's tight right now.

I'll see how I'm doing scratch-wise before the window closes and try to get some shit.
 
If you got an error like this, I am manually setting your order to processing.
If you got this error, and you do not get a receipt saying your order is being processed in an hour, please email <jcmoon@pm.me> with order details.

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An error occurred while trying to report this transaction to the merchant. An e-mail has been sent to the merchant informing them of the error. The following is the result of the attempt to charge your credit card.

The transaction has been declined because of [XXX]. The address provided does not match billing address of cardholder.

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Some of the bounced receipts are failures, but you should still receive a message saying the order failed. If you have questions and want to make sure your transaction was actually declined, you can email me and I will double check for you.
 
Dunno if you're already planning to do this, but if you'd change the thread title a day or three ahead of time warning those of us who are watching the thread that you're closing orders that would be kind of you.
 
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