🍗 Deathfat ShannyForChrist / Shannon Eileen McGraw/Dornbush/Gattis & Jason William Egroff ("Rev" / "Baby Carrot") - A whole trailer park rolled up into one big fat, terrible, human being, plus a tiny-dicked husband

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I was going to ask what would make a person make a video about their baby carrot dick, but you know, with all the other shit in this thread - I wont even question it. These people are just fucking dumb. Great find, guys! This thread's gonna be great to binge in a few weeks time.
 
There's something I find oddly peaceful in knowing she can never run away from what's on this thread. I get this same feeling with other cows. I sleep easy thinking that she can never hide.

Anyway, fuck this fat bitch
 
Uh yeah, I usually say something witty, but Jesus fucking Christ this bitch..... She's something else entirely. Is there a part where Jesus actually shows up? Cause these motherfuckers need him.
 
What is the word when the disgusting in a deathfat video reaches palpable levels, it actually crosses your senses, stimulates your olfactor and you can faintly smell it?

Synesthesia is the closest I can think of, although, I am sure we can put our minds together and create some appropriate Kiwi dictum.
 
Thx for posting this OP. I asked about who this was a while ago and got negged for being a phaggot.
 
SeniorFuckFace said:
What is the word when the disgusting in a deathfat video reaches palpable levels, it actually crosses your senses, stimulates your olfactor and you can faintly smell it?

Synesthesia is the closest I can think of, although, I am sure we can put our minds together and create some appropriate Kiwi dictum.
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Floppage. I know thats not exactly the answer to your question, but its how the reverend explains his own dick and i wanted everyone to remember that because its hilarious. Its the perfect description for his wife's genetalia too.
 
This thing's existence has been the biggest insult to the Christian religion I've witnessed in my days. I am confident our Lord did not die for this woman to be doing what she is doing.
 
This is all I can see in those 'twerking' videos.
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Miel67 said:
Nope at her porno. I just couldn't watch.
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Don't blame you, fam. It was really, REALLY hard to fap to it, especially when carrot boy seemed to be eating her asshole. Now I have nothing against analingus with a nice clean ass, but those dark encrusted patches around her vagoo and the fact that there is NO WAY IN HELL she can a/shit cleanly or b/clean her ass properly no matter how hard she tries (and I bet she dosen't try) means that the dude was licking/smearing his face with her old shit. That was a boner-killer, man.
 
🥕 <-- Is this carrot to scale or is it a bit too big?

This has to be one of the more horrifying cows on the site. Everything in this thread reaches new levels of horrifying.
 
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