🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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For whom the Gunt tolls said:
I knew this was coming. Every time he said he was happily married, I knew hubris would take him down eventually. Given the fact that he takes so much pleasure in the misfortune of others, I will say that he deserves to be crying into his cup right now.
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Dont talk about people delighting in the misfortune of others getting they diserve. You're making me nervous...
 
Dirty Jerz said:
I think the reality is more boring. My theory is that Nora got a good job in the UK and ralph wouldn't move. Thus, divorce.

I would imagine that this was in the works for a few weeks and didn't just happen. He obviously timed the announcement during a long break from the killstream.
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More likely couldn't move. legal immigration typically involves a background check. I don't know if Ralph has ever mentioned this on air, but he's a felon and has been in jail
 
Lmao way to fuck up a golden meal ticket Ralph.

You had a younger woman who probably loved you and would make far more money than your felon ass ever could. And then you fucked it all up, because you’re a spiteful selfish sped who couldn’t hold their fucking drink.

What a living trashfire.
 
Does anyone want to take bets on how long it will take for one of these aspiring e-thots with a political podcast to attempt to fuck the gunt for clout?

I'm guessing one week.
 
Leominster said:
Ralph and Nora got divorced.

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I guess Nora finally got that greencard huh?
Wow this is the first time i actually feel some sympathy for Ralph. (:_((:_(
Imagine sitting somewhere with nothing to focus on except for how you fucked up.
What things of importance are left now for him? He dosent have kids, a job or something to take his mind of whats probably his lifes biggest mistake. Ralph seemingly doesn't have any friends either so i guess, hes just gonna sit in his room and fester. With nothing but makers mark and Gator as his company.
Ralph truely is a modern man. Nothing in life to dedicate towards to perfect or protect. No trade or craft, no legacy just... the void and a hedonism/ a bottle of makers mark.

Nora wasnt a catch but comon, how big is the dating game for a 400 pound felon thats 30+ with no job? Its gonna be rough if he wants to find someone to spend his life with. I really hope you find someone else to accompany you trough the rest of your journey Ralph or else its gonna be very lonely.

I really hope i dont end up that way when im 30. :heart-empty:
 
Dirty Jerz said:
I think the reality is more boring. My theory is that Nora got a good job in the UK and ralph wouldn't move. Thus, divorce.

I would imagine that this was in the works for a few weeks and didn't just happen. He obviously timed the announcement during a long break from the killstream.
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My guess is neither of them wanted to move. Ralph was very excited to spend Christmas with her because they'd been apart so long. They probably figured it out around then.

This also explains why Ralph has talked about actively trying to lose weight lately.

Niggernerd said:
I don't think even E-thots are willing to go That low for clout.
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I take it you haven't seen the video of Corrine with ONLYuseMEBLADE.
 
Leominster said:
My guess is neither of them wanted to move. Ralph was very excited to spend Christmas with her because they'd been apart so long. They probably figured it out around then.

This also explains why Ralph has talked about actively trying to lose weight lately.


I take it you haven't seen the video of Corrine with ONLYuseMEBLADE.
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C-corrine is a whole nother story
 
So which one did Ralph sleep with? My brain says Cassandra Fairbanks because he simped for her all week and her "revenge porn" (most of which were professionally shot and sold online). My heart says he had a steamy makeup session with Baked Alaska.
 

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Leominster said:
So which one did Ralph sleep with? My brain says Cassandra Fairbanks because he simped for her all week and her "revenge porn" (most of which were professionally shot and sold online). My heart says he had a steamy makeup session with Baked Alaska.
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None, but not for a lack of trying. When they fuck someone, they expect to get something out of it. They're more after Cernovich types. He'll probably get some e-thot pussy at Dick's event in March though. Should be more bitches there seeking clout that are actually in his bracket.

Also god damn Cass and Ashley are fucking goofy looking when they aren't the ones getting to angle the camera.

Edit: https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1233642198060732422

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