🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Punkinsplice said:
I vote she has id even if the requirements in Kentucky are lax (which is apalling, needless to say). She bought a car. She has procured lodging, and she has used medical services besides ER. If she is really trying to wing it without a valid id, she deserves whatever happens as a result. I can see her being too lazy to get a new one because no one asks for it in her state, though, and I kinda want the no ID rumor to be true so we get a chimpout when it blows up in her face. If you think about it, she is stuck in hollers of KY if she really doesn't have one because if she tries to travel out of state, she might be screwed.
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I would LOVE for her to experience some kind of hardship that is money or travel related or any sort of thing that has nothing to do with her weight. Because you know she would make it ABOUT her weight - fat shaming, y'all! -when it's simply a byproduct of her dumbassery and unwillingness to join everyone else in this very real society where things have consequences.

McNugz said:
Honestly I would respect her so much more if she just had crazy breakdowns like Nikocado, because that would be the only part of her channel that is truly genuine. I know under those rolls of blubber fat our gorl is really hurting.
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I've often said close to the same thing. If she'd just admit she doesn't really want to lose the weight, that would be more respectable. Stil stupid, but respectable.

SassyAndMorbidlyObese said:
650 lb Seana Collins and our "550 lb" princess. How tall is Seana?
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I wasn't sure when I started capping it in the MSHPL thread, but I was a little suspicious. Then she climbed out of bed and hit the shower, and ohmygod her laaayyyggs. They are exactly how I think Big Al's are, right down to the calf fat hanging over her ankles. (Also Seana went barefoot from home to the airport to a plane to the airport in Houston. It always grosses me out when fatties go barefoot everywhere.)
 
If corona spreads in the US, it could wipe out all the morbidly obese since they are more susceptible to pneumonia. Do we have a disaster preparedness plan in place for a decimation in the lolcow population?

Is hamber even aware of the virus yet? Someone should tell her so we'll get a video of her prepping at the local walmart. I wonder what that cart would contain?
 
knobslobbin said:
If corona spreads in the US, it could wipe out all the morbidly obese since they are more susceptible to pneumonia. Do we have a disaster preparedness plan in place for a decimation in the lolcow population?

Is hamber even aware of the virus yet? Someone should tell her so we'll get a video of her prepping at the local walmart. I wonder what that cart would contain?
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Amber's diet already consists mostly of non-perishable canned horseshit so I don't think it would be too different than the everyday haul, but who knows. I'm more interested in the mountain of garbage "survival items" she would buy and then have Benzy install a Wommart industrial shelf to house.
 
I don't want Amber to die of Chinkin Pox. This show wont have a satisfying ending until she admits to being 600lbs. It's ok if she lost weight to get back into the 500s, I just want the admission video. If Chinkin Pox hits the fagshack it'll probably kill off Becky and Al will pull through like a cockroach, then Eric & Ricky will be stuck with her out of sympathy.
 
YOUR MOM said:
If Chinkin Pox hits the fagshack it'll probably kill off Becky and Al will pull through like a cockroach, then Eric & Ricky will be stuck with her out of sympathy.
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Out of sympathy? No way. Necky or no Necky, Big Al is only tolerated because she by her own admission pays 3/4 of the rent. The fag twins keep her around because it’s easier for them to survive on a single income while still having the cash to splash out at BBW. That’s it. If (when) that well runs dry Amber will find her shelf ass thrown out on the mean streets of Kentucky like the garbage she is. These hoes ain’t loyal.
 
We have been discussing that Amber could not fit in the shower so that is why she looks dirty all the time. However, Seana of MSHPL can fit in it. I think the reason that Amber does not wash is that she is too lazy to do it. This was the same with Gina. Amber can’t be bothered to remove her makeup before going to bed, something that does not take any time. With Amber, laziness should always be the first response to her behaviour.
 
I just deleted a bunch of off-topic posts instead of moving them, because it was the same stupid ID debate we've had a hundred times. Even the slightest effort to avoid completely derailing this thread would be appreciated.
 
Imagine being so fucking limited by your own self induced physical disabilities that BATHING requires too much energy. This is why everyone hates fat people.

Also she should cut her hair. It looks so fucking gross. She said she washes it every 7-10 days. Morbidly obese people sweat at fucking baseline. I bet her hair smells like dead moths.
 
Azshara said:
Amber never leaves the house she isn't gonna get the KungFlu.
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If it comes into the house, it's probably coming in from Ricky, since he interacts with the most people.

Silver Surfer said:
Also she should cut her hair. It looks so fucking gross. She said she washes it every 7-10 days. Morbidly obese people sweat at fucking baseline. I bet her hair smells like dead moths.
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She could cut off like 2 feet of it and no one would ever know since she insists on keeping in that traction allopecia-inducing poop bun.
 
If it's thinning, then added length simply makes it look thinner & the added weight draws it down flat to her scalp.
 
babyTAP said:
Out of sympathy? No way. Necky or no Necky, Big Al is only tolerated because she by her own admission pays 3/4 of the rent.
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She pays 3/4ths of the rent? Why is she paying Eric's portion of the rent (because I'm pretty sure Rickie wouldn't take a handout from Amber like that, he barely even speaks to her)? He's got some YouTube money coming in too. Talk about buying your friends.
 
I think she keeps it long because:
She thinks it's her femininity. She thinks it makes her dainty.
She's too lazy to screw with it.
She uses it as a security blanket.
 
Oh it makes her look dainty, alright. Like a dainty ornament on top of one lumpy ass Christmas tree.

Seriously, she would be better cutting it short enough that she could wear it down more or wear it in a bouncy ponytail. There is nothing feminine about the way she looks with that stupid bun. She looks like a wanna be sumo wrestler, except I'm pretty sure they have bigger tits than she does.

Dainty genderless blob.

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ADHD said:
Oh it makes her look dainty, alright. Like a dainty ornament on top of one lumpy ass Christmas tree.

Seriously, she would be better cutting it short enough that she could wear it down more or wear it in a bouncy ponytail. There is nothing feminine about the way she looks with that stupid bun. She looks like a wanna be sumo wrestler, except I'm pretty sure they have bigger tits than she does.

Dainty genderless blob.

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At this point she might as well wear muumuus.
The way shes abnormally shaped- nothing looks good on her.
She concentrates on makeup not getting that it makes no difference.
People aren't looking at her moon face thinking how good her makeup looks.
They're looking at her huge shelf ass and tree trunk legs.
 
Everytime we talk about Amber's hair, the image of Becky's dead eyed stare when Amber basically called her face round and fat because her hair was short enters my mind and I have a little chuckle.
 
twi1992 said:
She pays 3/4ths of the rent? Why is she paying Eric's portion of the rent (because I'm pretty sure Rickie wouldn't take a handout from Amber like that, he barely even speaks to her)? He's got some YouTube money coming in too. Talk about buying your friends.
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Because she wanted the den to warehouse her trash in addition to her bedroom. I think she said she pays 60% of the rent and she has become quite salty about it. That room is fucking enormous. I don't know why they don't make that their bedroom.
 
Moonpie said:
I think she keeps it long because:
She thinks it's her femininity. She thinks it makes her dainty.
She's too lazy to screw with it.
She uses it as a security blanket.
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Agreed. She probably thinks she would look even more matronly with a short cut than with the shit bun. I think her mental picture of herself is extremely delusional to the point that she sees her long hair as beautiful and luxurious, which is very feminine. If that was really what it looked like, she would be chopping off the last of her beauty. She doesn't realize that that ship has sailed too. I mean she might be able to regrow healthier hair if she cut it and started anew with a basic hair care routine. But that is as likely as her developing healthier eating habits.
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