🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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theralph said:
It's because the YouTube restream wasn't up until halfway through the show, you dumb motherfucker. We've averaged well over 1500 viewers the last couple weeks when you combine the two. You're mom should have swallowed you instead.
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Lol why you so mad? If you arent insecure and are sure of your show and success, why lash out like that as if you are insecure?
 
theralph said:
It's because the YouTube restream wasn't up until halfway through the show, you dumb motherfucker. We've averaged well over 1500 viewers the last couple weeks when you combine the two. You're mom should have swallowed you instead.
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"How Dare You Disrespect Sir Ethan Of Ralph"
 
tuscangarder said:
EPIC THROWBACK
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ipA1ArbDUEQ
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You should archive this video, because yt with their new stupid policy and rules may delete this video. Last time when you shared a short video where Mark Collet had a little discussion with a journalist from Tommy Robinson News in one of mark's stream debates(in Mister Metokur thread), got deleted later by yt algorithm.
 
ThinkThankThunk said:
I think now that just maybe it got under Ralph's skin enough to get him to bot his numbers tonight.
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theralph said:
It's because the YouTube restream wasn't up until halfway through the show, you dumb motherfucker. We've averaged well over 1500 viewers the last couple weeks when you combine the two. You're mom should have swallowed you instead.
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lol YUP.

Are you drinking again, Ralph? There's this thing you do when you drink where you try to hit back at bantz a liiiittle too hard, and inadvertently reveal that a nerve had been struck.
 
It'll be interesting seeing the change in power dynamic between Flamenco and Ralph when Flamenco overtakes him in viewers. Ralph is going down while Flamenco is going up.
 
I get that everyone loves to make Ralph mad and yes its very funny but his show is still entertaining. He does a pretty good job of choosing topics to cover. Keeps you pretty updated on a lot of politics and e-drama. You can absolutely laugh about his personal life because theres certainly a lot to mock there but to anyone who says his show sucks, I completely disagree.
 
theralph said:
It's because the YouTube restream wasn't up until halfway through the show, you dumb motherfucker. We've averaged well over 1500 viewers the last couple weeks when you combine the two. You're mom should have swallowed you instead.
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Thin-skinned as usual. Hey Ralph, remember when you used to get 8K live viewers on YouTube? And now you need to sperg out at random people on the internet about how you got 1500 live viewers. How embarrassing.
Why do you keep assuming that the restream is yours? Is it possible that you own the Full-Blast Forever channel? Maybe YouTube should be notified about circumvention of technology.
 
theralph said:
It's because the YouTube restream wasn't up until halfway through the show, you dumb motherfucker. We've averaged well over 1500 viewers the last couple weeks when you combine the two. You're mom should have swallowed you instead.
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Huh. Bryan "'King of Outlines" Dunn has stayed out of his own thread for almost a month despite people actively trying to provoke another meltdown. Ralphie Boy here can't help but show up to his own thread every once in a while to angrily reply to the weirdest shit. Did they trade medications?

PS Ralph, Rand's extended absence was an improvement to the show. Swearing your undying love and allegiance to him just to get under the skin of the handful of people who still care about the show enough to regularly talk about it is cutting off your nose to spite your face. If you absolutely must have him on, at least make sure to have Bibble on at the same time to fuck with him
 
Julay-chan said:
Thin-skinned as usual. Hey Ralph, remember when you used to get 8K live viewers on YouTube? And now you need to sperg out at random people on the internet about how you got 1500 live viewers. How embarrassing.
Why do you keep assuming that the restream is yours? Is it possible that you own the Full-Blast Forever channel? Maybe YouTube should be notified about circumvention of technology.
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The Ralpha Male was never hitting 8k, i'd like some proof of that. 4k right after Mundane matt, but never 8k. 8k is Jim numbers.
 
ThinkThankThunk said:
But going forward watch his numbers closely; he seems much more agitated about criticism tonight than usual and there might be something to it.
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theralph said:
It's because the YouTube restream wasn't up until halfway through the show, you dumb motherfucker. We've averaged well over 1500 viewers the last couple weeks when you combine the two. You're mom should have swallowed you instead.
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Thanks for confirming why you're agitated, Walph.
 
instythot said:
6.5k was an average night leading up into the healstream. Jim was hitting 16k on unannounced streams at that time
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I remember his goodbye carl stream he hit 20k and made about 10k from superchats. Thats more than Ralph has made his entire d-live career

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25% of what Ralph has made his entire d-live career.
 
MediocreMilt said:
Seriously this. Ralph puts on a good front for if you were dealing with him through Skype or something, but we're too aware of his terrible decision-making for him to sound like friend material.

Bear in mind, this is all stuff from after he turned 30
  • gets too drunk, passes out in public
    • punches cop, goes to jail, now registered felon
  • hanging out with Andy Warski, another guy of questionable character over 30
    • Andy goes on to AIM AIM AIM, fucking up another fwen's life
    • possible gay shenanigans
    • Ralph engages in domestic abuse toward Warski
  • Ralph very publicly mixes liquor and Xanax
    • goes full bratty teen when people check in on his well-being
    • cusses out his Mom who needs medical care
And that's just the stuff I can bother to remember off the top of my head
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You forgot downloading and looking through folders of child porn on stream.

ThinkThankThunk said:
Here's something small I've observed that might be worth mentioning: Tuning in briefly I see that Ralph right now is sitting at 1.1k viewers. The show is an hour and a half in, which is about 45 minutes or so past peak viewership. All he's doing is angrily whining about wanting JF in prison or whatever while Rand stumbles around in the background, and the topic of the night is some chick's asinine Twitter shit. The other day he was only sitting at 550-600, and that was coming right off of Fuentes' ban and the heat that was directed at JF and his stream.

Here's the thing that's got my noggin joggin: the largest point of mockery from Gator and Flamenco the other day was the fact that JF was having trouble breaking 500 views, and they went at that point for a good bit while Ralph stayed uncharacteristically quiet - strange considering how wily he was to yell about the other talking points. I was going to comment on the stunning lack of self-awareness at the time but it seemed irrelevant, though I think now that just maybe it got under Ralph's skin enough to get him to bot his numbers tonight.

It's just a thought, and probably simply coincidence. Rekieta isn't streaming tonight, and maybe people care more about some instathot grifter getting banned than I thought. But going forward watch his numbers closely; he seems much more agitated about criticism tonight than usual and there might be something to it.
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There was a whole saga where people were tracking his viewer numbers months ago, and it became clear that something fucky was going on from the data people gathered.

Fascist Ferret said:
Lol why you so mad? If you arent insecure and are sure of your show and success, why lash out like that as if you are insecure?
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instythot said:
Huh. Bryan "'King of Outlines" Dunn has stayed out of his own thread for almost a month despite people actively trying to provoke another meltdown. Ralphie Boy here can't help but show up to his own thread every once in a while to angrily reply to the weirdest shit. Did they trade medications?

PS Ralph, Rand's extended absence was an improvement to the show. Swearing your undying love and allegiance to him just to get under the skin of the handful of people who still care about the show enough to regularly talk about it is cutting off your nose to spite your face. If you absolutely must have him on, at least make sure to have Bibble on at the same time to fuck with him
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He responded to that particular comment because it's right on the nose - the fat, thin-skinned faggot buys views and it's nothing new.

Pro-tip: Ethan's kind of fucking stupid. The only shit he tends to respond to like that, are posts that he's worried about. I'll give anyone reading this post three guesses as to why a post in this thread would worry him.
 
@theralph Jeez, you'll lurk this thread and ignore all the spicy hot takes we've thrown at you but the second someone brings up viewership number legitimacy, you sperg out.

Newsflash you fat retard, Your numbers are shit anyway, and this is honestly one of the pettiest reasons to respond to in your own thread.

Also nice deflection on the Zidan Question faggot.
 
NOMYBITCASH said:
I used to listen to TRR when I worked nights then stopped for over a year but recently I've been listening to highlights and to be honest it seems pretty funny so far.

P.S I miss darkV
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A one minute of funny per hour is pretty terrible though. Its pretty clear that its rough doing 12 hours of content a week, especially with how few callers there are now. Unless hes interviewing someone. Almost no one is calling up. Its not like post-boulder stream. Where they could do entire episodes with no topics and straight up spend 5 hours with callers. Having said that, i bet d.live is thrilled to be the right wing streaming website considering how many of the far-right they host on their platform now. All they need is PPP. Danish police. And spcc and its like the whole crew is back again.
 
theralph said:
It's because the YouTube restream wasn't up until halfway through the show, you dumb motherfucker. We've averaged well over 1500 viewers the last couple weeks when you combine the two. You're mom should have swallowed you instead.
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If I had known it was this easy to get an answer from you Ralph I would have just asked you directly. It's plainly apparent you're concerned about your numbers - otherwise you wouldn't dedicate a half hour of the show every night to whining about the hater nation not liking the kahntent, nor would you be wading back into the thread to respond to a stream of consiousness I posted at 11 at night between Counter-Strike matches. The numbers were undeniably botted by someone around the time you were on Memology's channel. Whether by him, you or a plate guy is another story, but it's no stretch for me to question the current numbers - especially with how often you hide behind another person's Youtube channel anytime your views are mocked.

You're not a hard book to read - the recent debates didn't bring the long-term gains you wanted and you're worried you'll be eclipsed by your co-hosts while your spotlight wanes. The Saturday Sunset was an attempt to get the Youtube numbers back and it ended up being a soggy fart; you resorted to blaming the viewership halving each week on demonitization instead of facing the fact that you're a shit host who drags down his own shows. You'll flail around at any nugget of drama that floats your way to try picking yourself back up, but you'll never once stop to think why the viewership dried up in the first place. A genuine Greek tragedy in our time; a loud, fat, bourbon soaked Greek tragedy.
 
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