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REGENDarySumanai said:
I believe not, but I have heard that people over 350 pounds get special treatment.
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There is a giant scale outside the front doors and if you weigh in at over 350, you eat for free. I almost went in during my last trip to Vegas but decided I'd hate myself too much if I ate their 8 patty, 12,000 calorie burger.
 
moonman1488 said:
There is a giant scale outside the front doors and if you weigh in at over 350, you eat for free. I almost went in during my last trip to Vegas but decided I'd hate myself too much if I ate their 8 patty, 12,000 calorie burger.
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They'll even wheel whomever finishes their massive burgers out to their car in a wheelchair.
 
Hatoful Dandy said:
They'll even wheel whomever finishes their massive burgers out to their car in a wheelchair.
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Probably more convenient to keep the hearse parked around the back for boogie, the true challenge however is finding one big enough for his fat ass. Maybe they'll have to cut him in quarters and have a hearse for each.
 
SmileyTimeDayCare said:
I've seen double diabetees and it isn't pretty. They can't just slap another leg on like they snapped in those chompers and everything's going to be fine.

Soon we'll have Jack Scalafini and Boogie permanently in wheelchairs(I think Jack is still in the chair right?) Chantal accepting her scooterior future, and AL once again openly eating herself to death.

2020 is going to be a roller coaster to the grave.
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The question is, will there be a race?
 
Blood Bath & Beyond said:
Good idea. I just need to edit the Mancubus sprite set to give it Boogie's teeth + curly hair and it would be basically indistinguishable.
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I gave it a shot

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Whoa his legs have gone full barney the dinosaur purple. The beetus' will take his legs soon for sure :c that seriously looks very alarming, why he hasn't had it looked at yet is beyond me.
 
Reads front page post regarding Boogie stomping on burgers with diseased looking legs

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...I don't know what I expected.
 
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