Unreleased videos/calls/chatlogs

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So I know that there are unreleased PandaHalo chatlogs, and the Skype tape of Chris crying, but are there any other unreleased Chris related things? If so, what are they and why weren't they released? If some weren't released, will they ever be released?
 
If they weren't released, there was probably a good reason and thus they will likely continue to be unreleased.

The call of Chris crying about his father dying has been brought up many times but I don't think anyone will ever release it, and I for one have no interest in hearing it.
 
SnergenFlergen said:
If they weren't released, there was probably a good reason and thus they will likely continue to be unreleased.

The call of Chris crying about his father dying has been brought up many times but I don't think anyone will ever release it, and I for one have no interest in hearing it.
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It would be pretty depressing.
 
A lot of the unreleased shit is just really, really fucking boring and pointless. How many times do you need to hear Chris moaning about being lonely or any of the other shit he always prattles on about? https://kiwifarms.net/threads/old-school-chris-crap.7441/
 
There's tons of unreleased content, but most of it is boring or repetitive. Some other stuff can't be released right now because it would compromise identities.
 
Keine said:
A lot of the unreleased shit is just really, really fucking boring and pointless. How many times do you need to hear Chris moaning about being lonely or any of the other shit he always prattles on about? https://kiwifarms.net/threads/old-school-chris-crap.7441/
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Essentially this. So many people have communicated with him that every single stress-sigh before hanging up on a ween or text message consisting solely of "yeah" would clog the wiki and make updates not very much fun anymore.
 
it's like an album full of shitty outtakes from your favorite band. sure it's your favorite band but there's a reason none of those songs were released.
 
Don't Call Anybody said:
Essentially this. So many people have communicated with him that every single stress-sigh before hanging up on a ween or text message consisting solely of "yeah" would clog the wiki and make updates not very much fun anymore.
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Yeah, if you have regular correspondence with Chris, you learn very quickly that he basically does the same thing every day most of the time. That is to say he more or less does fuck all in between the fleeting spurts of amusement that we get as "da update".
 
Every time I hear about 'Unreleased information', I like to imagine there's some sort of hidden conspiracy, like Chris' own Illuminati.

Perhaps there is no Chris? Have YOU ever seen him in person? Maybe this is all an elaborate ruse, meant to string us all along.
 
CatParty said:
There is the recording of chris crying about Bob dying. That's an interesting piece
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CatParty from 2012 said:
I'd rather listen to his elementary school cries.
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When's that tape getting released?

Haze said:
I dunno, that'd be kind of mean don't you think?
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It is, and many users (including CP) agree. Like two years ago there was a big debate that led to a ban. Marvin and staff have said it's not getting released and will never get released. It's kinda a joke here now to ask for it.
 
I noticed that if you play Future Message backwards, you'll hear "Chris is gay" hidden in it.
But yeah, essentially what Helga's dad said. Probably not worth it even for a completist, much like The Beatles Anthology.
 
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