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Is that an anthropomorphic dilator?
What?
And this whole dilator discussion reminds me of when the Bad Dragon forums got raided a long time ago, and people made fun of furries who posted their animal dildos in comparison to soda cans and Wii remotes while bragging about how far into their sigmoid colon they can ram the piece of plastic. The same feeling of revulsion arises when I see Kevin doing the same thing by comparing the size of his dilators to an American bill as he forces it into his wound.
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This may be the worst thing Kevin has ever said.
He has concluded that he will never call his mother based on the off chance her answering machine picks up and calls him "Kevin," and he can only frame the whole thing in reference to how it affects himself. He doesn't want to avoid the argument for his mother's sake, he wants to avoid it because
he will find it stressful. Even when he mentions it affects his mother, in the same breath he will refocus the topic back onto his own ego.
If there's any semblance to consideration for his mother in those posts, it's only for the sake of garnering more pity points.
You can tell he'd smell like hot garbage and weed.
