- Joined
- Apr 19, 2019
Here's the latest videos from Herk's Filthy Churches channel:
Herk makes some friends:
Why do Bitches?:
These next three videos are hilarious and my summaries don't do them justice.
Herk's Hot Takes on the Wu Flu (I wonder why Herk took this video down):
Herk Admits to Causing Kobe's Helicopter Crash:
Edit: Herk uploaded some more videos today. He privated two immediately though (coward!) so I wasn't able to download them.
Cop/ Cyclist conspiracy:
Herk makes some friends:
‘lord fedsmoker, only the best of the best visit o dad’: Herk telling a man and woman about Jeff Sadd and also talking about his car. Herk tells them about how he takes down dirty cops. The couple ask questions about how the car handles etc.. Another guy joins them and starts talking to the dude. Herk compliments the woman’s shirt and they start talking about Trump because her shirt says making America great again.
‘china germs huh.? We americans desire to see you all die from these germs, really’: Herk talking to a group of guys about judges. These guys are above the gold. Herk explains what that means to them and that the opposite of above the gold is the baby raper stamp. Herk tells them that he has zero tolerance for being rude and that he’s the future, he was sent to clean up the place.
‘there is no stopping hot momma’s from coming to lord fedsmoker, it could never happen’: Continued from previous video. Herk calls the woman his honey bunny and says they’ve been dating for 20 minutes. Herk tells them about how sometimes he drifts into other people’s lanes and tells them that’s why he might retire soon he might be trying to kill them.
‘china germs huh.? We americans desire to see you all die from these germs, really’: Herk talking to a group of guys about judges. These guys are above the gold. Herk explains what that means to them and that the opposite of above the gold is the baby raper stamp. Herk tells them that he has zero tolerance for being rude and that he’s the future, he was sent to clean up the place.
‘there is no stopping hot momma’s from coming to lord fedsmoker, it could never happen’: Continued from previous video. Herk calls the woman his honey bunny and says they’ve been dating for 20 minutes. Herk tells them about how sometimes he drifts into other people’s lanes and tells them that’s why he might retire soon he might be trying to kill them.
Why do Bitches?:
‘lord fedsmoker, woman ticking on the phone all day are a distraction to a pure womanizer,’: In his car bitching about woman always ticky tocking on their phones. To be a real fedsmoker; take your woman to the nearest gas station, send her in for a soda and drive off. Trade them in for real whore . The only time these b-hes need a phone in their hand is when they’re calling over more bitches to suck your cock. They’ll love you for it, they will, you’ve got to train them. These bitches are all narks. If they’re not producing twinkie lips they are a distraction from your life of getting twinkies.
These next three videos are hilarious and my summaries don't do them justice.
Herk's Hot Takes on the Wu Flu (I wonder why Herk took this video down):
'Kim Dung Dooooo i believe this dear virus should find you all ok': Making ching chong noises while watching the news. Herk reckons the problem is that these twinkies have been all deprived of normal twinkie sex. More ching chong noises. Hopes the virus kills a bunch of people first but then Herk himself will create a vaccination. You Buddha loving mother fuckers are all going to have to die. Jesus is going to have to come and sort this all out. Says the people in the hazmat suits look like oompa loompas. Herk reckons the virus is caused because the Chinese kill their babies and don't bury them deep enough. Ding Dong Doo (Kim Jong Un) is not a very nice person, he's a guru. All you little brown fuckers need to learn this is America and need to be saved by Jesus.
Herk Admits to Causing Kobe's Helicopter Crash:
'cobe obrians helicoptor fuse was needed in the lord fedsmoker car im sorry': Watching the news on his laptop. I'm sorry but the Fedsmoker motor and the helicopter run on the same fuse pattern . I took a few fuses out of a god damn helicopter there miss I'm sorry. I had no idea Americans. Yes yes yes so you don't need to investigate anymore. I took the thing apart I'm sorry, the fuse box the thing-a-ma-dinger on the heli-co-poptor. Yeah we got it right here, you can have it back miss you don't have to fucking investigate me. I got the fucking parts right here dud, I got the fucking parts right here.....
'kobes chopper fuses been working great in lord fedsmokers car thanks': Continued from previous video but now he's yelling. Fucking helicopter fuse I used it for my car, no big deal. I don't have fucking time to go to Reillys anymore bitch, I'm fucking famous. If I need a god damn fuse I'm coming to your car and taking it, I'm coming to your helicopter, I'm coming to your airplane. I don't have money to buy this shit. This is Kobe Bryants fucking helicopter fuse.... who gives a shit I took the fucking fuse. So what? So what if I killed the bastard I don't give a shit ... This car needs to continue running! We need to put your ass in party baby, bang you out on the fucking hood stoop .... we got pussy to bang out bitch, we got fucking shit to do! I'm coming to get your fuse, I'm coming to get your fuse too!
'kobes chopper fuses been working great in lord fedsmokers car thanks': Continued from previous video but now he's yelling. Fucking helicopter fuse I used it for my car, no big deal. I don't have fucking time to go to Reillys anymore bitch, I'm fucking famous. If I need a god damn fuse I'm coming to your car and taking it, I'm coming to your helicopter, I'm coming to your airplane. I don't have money to buy this shit. This is Kobe Bryants fucking helicopter fuse.... who gives a shit I took the fucking fuse. So what? So what if I killed the bastard I don't give a shit ... This car needs to continue running! We need to put your ass in party baby, bang you out on the fucking hood stoop .... we got pussy to bang out bitch, we got fucking shit to do! I'm coming to get your fuse, I'm coming to get your fuse too!
Edit: Herk uploaded some more videos today. He privated two immediately though (coward!) so I wasn't able to download them.
Cop/ Cyclist conspiracy:
‘lord fedsmoker, another pig induced twit americans, huh sgt. Prichard?’: Shouting a a cyclist and accusing the cyclist of trying to rob him.
‘SGT. PRICHARD, I SEE YOUR STILL PLAYING SETUP GAMES HUH BUTTTTTTTTTIE.?’: Pulling out of a parking lot mumbling about a guy cycling around in the parking lot. Calls the cyclist several slurs.
‘SGT. PRICHARD, I SEE YOUR STILL PLAYING SETUP GAMES HUH BUTTTTTTTTTIE.?’: Pulling out of a parking lot mumbling about a guy cycling around in the parking lot. Calls the cyclist several slurs.
Last edited: